Darth Putin

Darth Putin

@darthputinkgb.bsky.social

Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Tea connoisseur. Author. YouTuber. Window installer. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently.

127,392 Followers 87 Following 4,458 Posts Joined Jul 2023
4 hours ago

You know you're in trouble when George W Bush's middle east strategy people start saying your middle east strategy sucks.

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4 hours ago

Based on this river of drivel you put Prez's TL, you're not a native thinker either.

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5 hours ago
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Our special military operations are not random; they are necessary from time to time to stabilize the pension system.

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4 hours ago

He's fulfilling his campaign to end forever wars by saying this war might last forever.

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10 hours ago

Sun Tzu: "War is a matter of vital importance to the State. It is not to be treated as a trivial pursuit but as a matter of life & death, a road to safety or to ruin"

Donald's Whitehouse: "Here is a bowling video we made with something called "nano banana".

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10 hours ago

Who the fuck are you calling parody?

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10 hours ago

Leaving aside how small is the piece of shit that anyone gives for your opinions, this just reads as mental gymnastics in response to how stupid your comment was.

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10 hours ago

His intellect made the room emptier.

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11 hours ago

I can see why a post that didnt mention netanyahu would make you conclude that it was about him. Suggestions that trump only benefits Russia are well known Zionism. It naturally also includes every American alive.

Idiot.

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11 hours ago

Suggesting that Donald only benefits Russia is certainly anti Semitic. We can see this now. We shall try to do better in future.

Fuck me running this TL is an absolute river of idiocy at times.

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11 hours ago

There are no pro Putin Zionists. You totally wouldn't have that in common. 😘

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11 hours ago

"Sir, this a Wendy's"

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11 hours ago

I didn't realise Galloway had an account here. Hello George. Your hat is fucking stupid and you look like an idiot in a lycra onesie.

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11 hours ago

I blamed the election hacking on the Jews too. We have a lot in common.

But sure. The fact that Donald only ever seems to do stuff that benefits Russia is "Zionist propaganda".

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12 hours ago

We need to acknowledge role played by Biden, Sullivan, Scholz and the gang for letting me hang on long enough for Donald to rescue me.

History will be kind to them.

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12 hours ago

It makes more sense if you realise he's working for Russia.

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14 hours ago

Bizarre but true: it is March 2026, and yet twice this month at two different events in two different countries I have had audience questions from individuals who are still adamant that Russia only invades its neighbours because NATO makes them do it.

They are still out there, folks.

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1 day ago

The suggestion that most people already think russian crimes are bad is made with scant evidence. The left either don't care about russian expansion or only claim to oppose by offering the same excuses we do for it, which isn't opposing it. Then there are the attempts to minimise it.

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1 day ago

Demanding intellectual and ethical consistency isn't a whatabout argument.

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1 day ago

If Donald tries to give me a pair of shoes I'll release the files.

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1 day ago
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Still, at least the Anschluss 'vote' had the status quo as an option, unlike when we did it to Crimea.

Which might mean Hitler was more democratic than me…

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1 day ago

OTD in 1938 the Austrian Anschluss. A dictator sent his army over the border & later had illegal referendum with rigged result that violated numerous treaties. The West expressed only β€œconcern” which turned out not to be enough to prevent war….

Imagine that happening today.

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1 day ago

There can be only one master strategist. But I could refer to Donald as "America's unique strategic advantage"...

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1 day ago

@darthputinkgb.bsky.social taught me the answer to this question, while none of my assorted history classes every did. Best follow online!

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2 days ago

Does this mean it is only a crime against humanity if the US is supplying the weapons?

One could be forgiven for thinking this is what many believe tbh.

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2 days ago

There were no protests when we were accused (yet again) of crimes because "most people already agree that Russian crimes are bad".

Like when we helped starve Yarmouk. So well known. Even which group were starved.

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2 days ago

Keep scrolling.

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2 days ago

Invasion of Ukraine 2022. "Special military operation. What else?

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2 days ago

Syria 2015 "liquidation of terrorists on distant approaches". And every hospital, bread queue and market in aleppo.

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