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@darthputinkgb.bsky.social

Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Tea connoisseur. Author. YouTuber. Window installer. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently.

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You'll note Lars, only you are required to provide evidence. He just has the anti Imperialist voices in his head.

30.10.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Russian Economy Update:  The budget deficit is......really BIG
YouTube video by In the Bunker with Darth Putin KGB Russian Economy Update: The budget deficit is......really BIG

It's part 2 of 3 of the regular review of Russia's economy with @Prune602. This time: "Russia's budget deficit. It's really....BIG". (unlike your Prez)

Like & subscribe

youtu.be/JfDR8SLnhAs

30.10.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 114    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"i know nothing about nuclear weapons and couldn't tell a kinzhal from a kebab but I am an expert cos I read a Jacobin magazine article (written by someone who said this war wouldn't even happen) that I already agreed with & stopped me form having to face actual evidence from an expert"

30.10.2025 08:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Interesting message given today is 24th anniversary of Ukraine giving up its last nuclear delivery vehicle.

30.10.2025 08:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 270    ๐Ÿ” 51    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Debating with my appeasers is like debating with religious nuts. You can bring all the evidence you like but it will never outweigh the voices in the heads.

In this case, Ukraine's inability to make a working nuclear weapon with every single component needed ready made.

30.10.2025 08:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 184    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

It's amazing how people who don't know anything are always very confident in their ignorance.

30.10.2025 08:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 236    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People without expertise claim that despite possessing delivery vehicles, cruise missiles, strategic aviation, the engineers who built them, operational control, and the actual fucking warheads, there is "no realistic way Ukraine could have made them work"

bsky.app/profile/benj...

30.10.2025 08:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 193    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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OTD in 2001 Ukraine eliminated its last nuclear delivery vehicle under the START treaty.

They have been thanked with invasion, concern & escalation management

30.10.2025 08:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 376    ๐Ÿ” 98    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

We continue the Kremlin's long tradition of alliances with Europe's far right.

29.10.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 345    ๐Ÿ” 84    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Russian Economy update: They have 2 choices & both are really bad | In the Bunker with Darth Get more from In the Bunker with Darth on Patreon

Patreons can get the full episode at once
www.patreon.com/posts/142277...

29.10.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 66    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Russian economy part one. Russian Railways: Going off the rails.
YouTube video by In the Bunker with Darth Putin KGB The Russian economy part one. Russian Railways: Going off the rails.

Guess who's back in the bunker! @prune602.bsky.social with her regular breakdown of state of Russian economy.

Part 1 of 3: "Russian railways going off the rails"

youtu.be/5XwAP7lfKgA

29.10.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 191    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Day 1343 of my 3 day war. I asked my generals how they plan to give security guarantees for Europe when they can't provide them for Russia.

I remain a master strategist.

29.10.2025 13:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 580    ๐Ÿ” 78    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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What's the last thing that goes thru a war criminal's mind? His arse.

29.10.2025 12:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 722    ๐Ÿ” 89    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Russia has no plans to invade:

Moldova..
Ok. But not Georgia
Ok but not Ukraine.
Ok, Just Crimea
Ok, just Crimea & part of Donetsk
Ok, Just Crimea & all of Donetsk
Ok, Just Crimea & all of Donetsk, Kherson, Luhansk & Zaporizhzhia
Ok, all of Ukraine

But not NATOโ€ฆ

29.10.2025 10:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 845    ๐Ÿ” 253    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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OTD in 1937 the Night of the Murdered Poets in Belarus. Stalinโ€™s NKVD executed 132 members of the Belarusian elite in one night.

Imagine it being state policy to do such a thing in this day and ageโ€ฆ

29.10.2025 10:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 626    ๐Ÿ” 164    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
Russian Economy update: They have 2 choices & both are really bad | In the Bunker with Darth Get more from In the Bunker with Darth on Patreon

Russian economy update with @prune602.bsky.social is out for Patreons. "There 2 choices, and both are bad"

www.patreon.com/posts/142277...

28.10.2025 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 229    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The collapse of Putin's system will only happen if it can be overloaded with more problems than it can manage.
@peterpomerantsev.bsky.social in the bunker with Prez & Liubov

youtu.be/vjQHcJ0EyLA

28.10.2025 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 422    ๐Ÿ” 67    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
What Putin fears above all else is losing control
YouTube video by In the Bunker with Darth Putin KGB What Putin fears above all else is losing control

Latest from the bunker features @peterpomerantsev.bsky.social "What Putin fears most is losing control"

He made his own drinks.

youtu.be/vjQHcJ0EyLA

27.10.2025 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 257    ๐Ÿ” 52    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Me talking about our nuclear fueled missile that totally works.

27.10.2025 09:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 671    ๐Ÿ” 99    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

I have faith that the 7th circle of hell has WiFi.

27.10.2025 08:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The longer this war goes on, the more we look like ISIS.

27.10.2025 08:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2315    ๐Ÿ” 430    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 76    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

Known as โ€œwhisky on the rocksโ€. The navigational โ€œerrorโ€ happened after it went through an extremely complex sea channel by accident near a Swedish naval base.

Weโ€™d been accusing the Swedes of โ€œanti soviet paranoiaโ€ before this happened.

27.10.2025 07:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 327    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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OTD in 1981 โ€œwhisky on the rocksโ€. Soviet submarine S-363 ran aground after โ€œnavigational errorโ€ in Sweden.

My navy converts ships to submarines and submarines to ships. My trolls are not snowflakes about this.

27.10.2025 07:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 595    ๐Ÿ” 83    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Should say "fear *another* coup".

It's as if that whole Prigozhin thing just happened in a different world to some people

26.10.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 841    ๐Ÿ” 112    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

As soon as Prez charged @garrykasparov.bsky.social with plotting a coup, ya'll immediately imagined him yelling "SHOIGU. WHERE'S THE FUCKING AMMO".

I know this.

26.10.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 307    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What Putin fears more than anything is losing control | In the Bunker with Darth Get more from In the Bunker with Darth on Patreon

Latest from the bunker for Patreons features @peterpomerantsev.bsky.social "What Putin fears most is losing control"

He made his own drinks.
www.patreon.com/posts/142096...

26.10.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 314    ๐Ÿ” 64    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Bad news: Large refinery not working.

Good news: Leaves more idle workers available for meat waves.

26.10.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1348    ๐Ÿ” 188    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
24.10.2025 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 416    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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'Russians hunting Ukrainian farmers' in intercepted drone footage, Azov claims The video clearly shows at least four men in a field abandoning agricultural equipment and running from the drone.

โšก๏ธ 'Russians hunting Ukrainian farmers' in intercepted drone footage, Azov claims.

The video clearly shows at least four men in a field abandoning agricultural equipment and running from the drone.

24.10.2025 11:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 562    ๐Ÿ” 228    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

OTD in 1980 West Germany signed what was then largest ever gas deal with USSR. We had just invaded Afghanistan. But our butchery never gets in the way of profits. A message we noted.

Imagine, Germany funding Russian war machine & dismissing warnings about it.

24.10.2025 09:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 750    ๐Ÿ” 135    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

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