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I feel bad picking on a woman. I’m criticizing her performance. The movie itself was so bad I couldn’t finish it. Admittedly, no one appearing in it was on their a-game.

Read a fucking book god dammit. For fucks sake, your heart is in the right place but you still dumb as cotton. Fucking hell, y’all.

I’m on y’all side but also think you people are fucking clowns acting like you know what the future holds. #memebrain

JUNO TEMPLE IS SPECTACULARLY HORRENDOUS IN THE THIRD VENOM MOVIE. HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHE’S TERRIBLE. WHY EVEN RELEASE THE MOVIE WITH HER STILL IN IT? CAN SHE EVEN FUCKING READ? #marvel #mcu #venom

If the company you started has never made a profit, how the fuck is it that you have your own venture capital fund? We’re living in economic Looney Tunes. #venturecapital #capitalism #economics

Genuine sarcasm. It’s the second most common known fact about him, the other being he started Microsoft. Sorry for being a smartass.

WHOA! He dropped out of Harvard? How have I never heard about this? Donald Trump also dropped out of Harvard. That’s where he met Melania. She was one of his professors.

Weirdest humble brag, ever. I wear a medallion, so I never need to be justified. Who’s the dumbey now, smart guy?

You know it eats other living things while they’re still alive right?

I quit gardening two years ago and still somehow this summer I grew all these damn potatoes. The only thing that takes less effort to grow than potatoes is old. #potatoes #irishfood #outrageousaccents #laughableoccupations #russianvodka #starch

People need to start wearing clothes in public again.

A female fitness instructor asked the internet to guess her age—the responses shocked her — Newsweek A Gen Z woman’s TikTok video has sparked a viral conversation about beauty standards and aging after she asked one simple question: How old do I look?

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No way this woman is a day under 49. —A female fitness instructor asked the internet to guess her age—the responses shocked her - Newsweek

Hell at Abbey Gate: Chaos, Confusion and Death in the Final Days of the War in Afghanistan In firsthand accounts, Afghan civilians and U.S. Marines describe the desperate struggle to flee through the Kabul airport’s last open entrance. U.S. officials knew an attack was coming. Then a suicid...

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“I did a really good job,” he said later, allowing himself a begrudging kind of pride. “But at what cost? Just lowering your fucking human moral standards.”

Afterward, Castillo went inside the gate, lit a cigarette and sat on a supply box out of sight from his peers.

He put his face into his hands and wept.

she begged. Please.

His resolve broke. His voice cracked. It did not help that they were about his age and “beautiful,” he said. It took 45 minutes for him to escort them out, fighting back tears.

The State Department had turned down two women in their 20s and their little sister. One of the women got on her knees and pleaded with Castillo in English.

She said she and her sister had been raped by the Taliban; if they went back, it would happen again. They would be killed, she begged.

One of my former managers told me the kkk wasn’t all bad because they did some good things, too. Like vigilante justice when the authorities hands were tied. To this day I wish I had just reported him immediately even though privately upper management would have thought I was the jerk for doing so.

I don’t think the US will have a three party system anytime soon. The whole country has been raised on a binary of cowboys vs Indians. A third party could replace one of the two, realistically only the Democratic Party. It would need a platform many would get behind.

Happy Memorial Day to all the innocent people in Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan who died so we can sell shirts with US flags on them. Let’s all have fun pretending we won any of those wars. Wait, since the Rev. War the only war we’ve won is billing for WW2 supplies. #memorialday #thetroops #usa

Look at this idiot. After I snapped the pic his wife ran over and took the baby off his head. Slowly. He has no agility with his arms in that stance and dropping a baby over six feet on asphalt is going to brain ‘em. #parenting

I don’t see a handicapped tag or placard, maybe I’m just not seeing it. #johnorcut #bankruptcylawyer #handicapped

‘Elon Musk, Mr Trump’s aide, recently mocked the fact that “Some idiots are still building manned fighter jets.” ‘ can a pilot take him up in fighter jet, make him vomit everywhere and then blackout. For perspective. Has he ever met a fighter pilot? #elonmusk #idiots #fighterpilots

The problem with the 2nd amendment is that everyone thinks they’re a responsible gun owner, yet we have definitive evidence that most people are delusional about their intelligence and abilities. You can’t make it safe, kids can get around any security measure. You’re an ass if you think not. #2nd