Hark, a Lark

If the UB set released tomorrow isn’t TMNT, @wizardsofthrcoast.bsky.social and @magic.wizards.com would’ve done something transcendently funny.

My local store for yalls products says they have no idea if they’re getting these or not. They pop up when I do the “find this” on your sit…how can I make sure I can get one!

It’s going to be 1B and on a stick and I’m going to be so sad as a rack player.

I wanted to be an exorcist for the Catholic Church. Then I learned about the need for celibacy. So I teach instead!

Im pretty sure its the adult theme (a child predator is sort of the plot) of the story? I don’t recall anything particularly graphic.

(Specifically I asked at the LEGO store near Rainforest Cafe)

We were just there for HHN! Never made it out into the city, but the folks at Disney Springs said they might have some packs in the Marvel areas after release due to product tie ins!

Holy shit I used to watch that show. That was *you*? I had no idea.

The owners are incredibly personable and the prices are absolutely bonkers (like sub $160 Final Fantasy boxes when they dropped). They’re just all about the customer.

Off the Rails Gaming (OTR, our mascot is the Otter) is probably the best gaming experience I’ve ever had. They’ve got a bar (wine and beer/cider) and support everything from Magic to Warhammer.

Man. What a very specific first world challenge. :(

I have done a public service this day.

It is!

I’m a helper!

RIGHT? I listened to you and Shayne on Happy Wife literally this morning and noticed.

Has anybody told @comill.bsky.social that Rise of the Pink Ladies is on Amazon Prime now?

It’s really nice to see you somewhere that isn’t Twitter!

Gender is a performance and I’m pretty sure this script isn’t even in English

I love puppy pictures of Weyland.

They broke Aethervial! Oh noes! It time travels now!

The playmat is a way more functional trophy than @bmkibler.bsky.social ‘s. How many energy drinks could he even hold in that thing?

Please explain the last picture…

If @blackneto.bsky.social doesn’t say “island boyssss” every time he plays this then I understand nothing of branding.

Cool venue too. Have you played at this shop before?

This isn’t true, but it would be cool if from a meta angle it was harder for things to be legendary compared to the vastness of space/technology on the plane. Like, that isn’t the reason. But it’d be cool.

Is Breya going to outer space?

@gamegenic.com protecting Mardu Burn and 8 Rack. Modern looks stylish as hell.

Do you have a current list? I haven’t updated mono w tokens since before Tarkir.

Man. This is giving so much aura.

@rebell.bsky.social who should I make for Tiny Leader commander league? I am uninspired