Sara Cress

This is Billiard. He got some supportive care today in the way of some fluids and a dose of Cerenia because he vommed twice yesterday. HE SCREAMED SO LOUD AT THE CLINIC, EVEN AFTER THE NEEDLE WAS OUT.

Come on, Billiard.

Today in friend texts: comparing bras and perimenopause treatments. Also, witchcraft.

Chad is concerned about the cameras on his house. So I’m gonna need an invisibility spell or something.

But I am taking up witchcraft specifically to destroy this man’s life.

Chad talked me down from violence tonight, but I was ready to destroy a car.

Came home tonight to find a giant black SUV crookedly parked behind the failson’s Mercedes.

I’m not in a great headspace, living in an original ‘50s house and growing up lower middle-class with dark memories. These people are not my friend, but they are my neighbor.

Turns out our new neighbor is the failson idiot who blocked our driveway with his SUV a few weeks ago. Wonderful. Glad his parents bought him a five-bedroom house all to himself.

See my Instagram stories for more explanation that will disappear in less than 24 hours, thanks!

Yes of course I need to move this shit from Substack but please let me just get through this week, ok? open.substack.com/pub/bayoucit...

The new Lily Allen album is a GREAT rage listen while lifting.

This is the one guy who voted against releasing the Epstein files.

So if you know anyone who needs social media support for their 2026 campaign, send them my way!

Some news: I have parted ways with the Bobby Cole campaign.

Ask AI to create this level of humanity, I dare you.

Confused me, 1978.

Just a temporary stay, per the usual. But they are already settling in and having a great time on my husband's desk.

So, because I expect many responses, these are foster kittens and we know how to deal with them after fostering dozens of them. Thanks!

Wait. But this is hilarious. bsky.app/profile/anam...

Too baby. Much in the way. Screms.

Chad has already bonded with the braver one. They’re named Billy and Willy (hate it) but I think we’re going to call them William and Billiard.

I need to mute the term "Olivia Nuzzi" from my entire life.

Wow today went sideways.

Look what I'm getting today.

Dragged Chad with me to get our Novavax COVID shots at 3 p.m. today and still feeling normal. Do it if you've been putting it off! Novavax is available at most pharmacies now.

I like him. Speaking as a Texan, we needed a better, actually silly McConaughey, and I think we found him. I think Chad Powers was fun. And what a cute lil face.

Just read the Chronicle 100 list, congrats on making it! So many places on there we haven't been, and after having a bunch of mid meals out in Arkansas, we really should focus on some fine dining here because we have an embarrassment of riches.

Randomized. I don't need to know who is who. I just need to know what these rich '80s dudes were up to and why.

I need some large-scale research into how many men on the planet have sucked dick and I need to know what drugs or alcohol they were taking if they were and then comparisons with who identifies as what. I am not a man and I have never done cocaine, so I don't know what that compels a being to do.

"People with higher levels of dopamine due to genetics may feel no change. But for those with lower levels, a drop in estrogen could mean less dopamine and the emergence of ADHD symptoms."

Oh babes, my family genes and dopamine have no memory of each other.

Additionally, from a perimenopause newsletter I subscribed to recently: "Your body is used to a certain level of dopamine, and as estrogen production winds down and you stop stimulating that dopamine system at the same level, executive dysfunction symptoms begin to arise."