John Moffitt 🌊🌊🧢

Public speakers love lecterns because they can hide their lack of confidence behind them.
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Right???? I’m gobsmacked by all the march of stupid we see everyday.

I guess we'll have this discussion in a few years after American idiots lose a boatload of money on this swampgas.

Of course even the pet rock made a bunch of money for a while.

Anybody know what I can get for my 240 pet rock investment?

I guess we'll have this discussion in a few years after American idiots lose a boatload of money on this swampgas.

Of course even the pet rock made a bunch of money for a while.

Anybody know what I can get for my 240 pet rock investment?

How long until he needs a pardon for fraud?

I’m glad you’d rather actually communicate

I too can take a vast array of random words and slam them together into a sentence ... if I don't give a rat's ass about communicating an actual thought.

I too can take a vast array of random words and slam them together into a sentence ... if I don't give a rat's ass about communicating an actual thought.

I had formed that impression myself

Wow!

First impression is hogwash mixed with pure bullshit.

But I listened again and I'm pretty sure that he said absolutely nothing.

Wow!

First impression is hogwash mixed with pure bullshit.

But I listened again and I'm pretty sure that he said absolutely nothing.

Not shocked.

Not shocked.

He's NOT my president.

He's NOT my president.

At least a c you en tee has depth and warmth unlike trumpyfacedbasket

Yep

Icky

That has to be fake

But not icky enough. She had to add in the COMPLETELY unnecessary gang of gargoyles. What is going on in her reptilian brain?

But not icky enough. She had to add in the COMPLETELY unnecessary gang of gargoyles. What is going on in her reptilian brain?

As an atheist I don't buy this.
She didn't rebuke them she had a gang bang with them!

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Show us on this teddy 🧸 bear, where the bad reptile aliens touched you.

Are the aliens in the room with us right now?

Rumor is that when Tucker Carlson heard this, he said "I hate when that happens".

These meetings really demean the U.S. as a strong & independent nation. The world is watching while these incompetent morans grovel at the feet of a man who can’t even stay awake long enough to listen to all the undeserved & ridiculously contrived flattery.

a man in a suit is covered in brown liquid ALT: a man in a suit is covered in brown liquid

The first pre-req of being a cabinet member is to dive headlong up his ass, covering yourself in shite.

It doesn’t matter if you say complete nonsense while you do it, because he doesn’t know the difference anyways.