Julie Greiner

says here you did 20 years for man’s laughter

I was frasier s4 ep18 for Halloween

Saw a play tonight and the moment the house lights went up at the end, the person next to me said out loud “I really enjoyed that play.” I wonder if this dude’s entire life has happened perfectly in order

first but not the last time I hope to be sandwiched between Levar Burton and D’arcy Carden

I wish AI was a person so I could kill it with a sword

hi everyone on blue sky please watch this show Strip Law. my friends and I made it and I think it is good. love Julie age 9

Congratulations to Cullen on his ten MacBook pros!!!

Just put a significant amount of toothpaste back in the tube. is there someone I should call about this

ZOHRAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN

waymos getting wrecked in DTLA lmfao

just discovered a clothing brand that escaped total disaster by mere inches

QUICK HIRE A FULL WRITERS ROOM FOR WHITE LOTUS WHILE HE’S GONE

LMAO NOT CHANGING THE TYPO

attempting to order lava lamp goo at every restaurant in las angeles

pulling up to a bar with that “just cleaned my fridge” energy. it’s all I can do to keep everyone’s hands off me. eyes buggin, tongues out. yeah I did the freezer too, buddy. at ease

my stomach felt weird today which is weird because all I really had was a turkey sandwich. And also some eggs that I drove all the way back from Palm Springs in a hot car. i bet it was the cup of water I drank at lunch

I’M ALIVE!

hey everyone I had taco bell coffee today. goodbye*

*historical note: “goodbye” may have dual meanings in this text, both as a traditional conversational conclusion and in the “end of life” context (ie - “life’s final goodbye”)

just experienced a betrayal on par with that of Julius Caesar (longtime friend and ally the Banana gave me the energy to think about Cybertrucks)

I wish AI was a person so I could kill it with a sword

society began to crumble when songs stopped telling us to “light it up”

haha every time it ends just as I am barely beginning to process that it’s happening for real

grateful to that earthquake for revealing that I lean towards neither fight NOR flight but rather a third option called “slowly widen my eyes”

carrying a banner onstage that just says CHALLENGERS in the middle of the Oscars like an environmental protestor at a play in New York

got to do a very fun poster for what will be a fantastic show. don’t make Hayes tell you again

About to become a 2025 pandora head at levels the year 2010 could only dream of

just did one of the most awesome things you can do on a rainy day (found my umbrella)

saw someone with a shirt that said “wolf guard” and I thought to myself “now that’s something worthy of being”

cool to see fire department at Grammys. now put incarcerated firefighters on stage !

wishing I lived on the opposite coast rn