𝔨𝔞𝔶𝔱𝔢 🖤

yea do u have the water bottle from last week?

YEA WHAT R U WEARING

I’m gonna start using this platform the way I used Facebook status’s in 2010

Kayte is: eating tacos wif hur friendzzz ~*hit me up*~

Instagram keeps telling me to revise comments bc “they’re mean”

Bitch I said what I said???

I’m being edged 😂

I will never post about math. I have moved on with my life

🤣🤣🤣

Oh, you’re competing with other women?

Gross bestie. Grow up.

Picolas forever.

Sounds SO good

Hey bestie you take as much time as you need to figure out who you are

We support you always 💘💘💘💘

CANAAAAAADAAAAAAAAA

One day pls 🥹

Are men ever gonna learn that they aren’t funny?

Can we normalize throwing juicy tomatoes at men’s faces when they try to “joke”

Oh wow I support this with my whole chest

Living the millennial dream (driving home to an apartment full of cats)

my entire purpose on earth is to love animals

it’s women’s history month, send me $100 as a treat

A small creature with large pink bat wings and sparkly decorations stands among colorful, whimsical desert plants. Yellow text at the top reads, the horrors persist but so do i.

mood

I was SO skeptical but that shit works man

wish you were here - @southboundaryva.bsky.social too :)

Do love a good side boob

It’s going to be 51 today and I used my lizard light this morning so catch me in the best fucking mood

(Also bc I get home from work and my friends will be there and I get to eat tacos with my friends and there is nothing better on the planet)

hahahahahaah I’m laughing at this again in the office all alone like a creep

I discovered them last year and immediately was like WEINER DOG HOCKEY?????? Lmao they’re adorable

Do I have their jersey? Yes. Obviously.

I hope not bc you’re sick? And bc you’re up early?? 💘💘💘

getting up at 5 am is much easier when you go to sleep at 8 pm 🤣

I did have to get up around midnight bc mr smutty is sick and was not doing great but feels a lot better this am!!

What the fuck dude