𝔨𝔞𝔶𝔱𝔢 🖤

I’m all caught up on Paradise and I cried my lil heart out at those last two episodes.

Sterling K Brown the incredible man that you AREEEEEE

our father, who art in heaven

baja be thy blast

I was in short sleeves yesterday 😭😭😭😭

yes, I’m in

I’ve done my time 😭

Also, have you all seen the videos of the school bus that picks up the dogs and drives the dogs to day camp? How do I get that job? I fear that it is the only job that would clearly make me happy.

Fake spring told me not to catch feelings and bro I fucking caught feelings and now I am hurting

His whole little page has me crying

yes bestie come sit with me we’ll co together

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Literally, I got home and I was like OH OK. I get it now. 😂 I hauled moth man up off the bed and made him sit with me until I felt better.

I told you all the seasonal depression crash out was gonna be real

The way I’m relating to crash out Kermit right now is too much lmaoooo

Literally driving home yesterday I had an existential crisis about how I’ve got 1 life and I’m spending it sitting in traffic m-f and why am I wasting something so precious

And at one point I was like damn the fuck is wrong with me

I also just cried over this lmfao

I hate periods

To clarify: they agree but nothing has changed so who knows if he’s been spoken to.

Sit the fuck down, be quiet and do your work

I fear I’m at the exact stage of pre period to yell at this man out loud about his constant humming today.

And singing
And walking around aimlessly
And DANCING
And talking as loud as he can
And any other thing he hates could be distracting

I did mention something to mgmt but no dice

Can’t wait to support all my friends next week when I get paid yayaayayayay

hey so in case this part is the confusing part - the way someone identifies has nothing to do with you.

Literally nothing. Why do you care so much??

if it bothers you then that’s YOUR problem not theirs. Keep it inside bc frankly it’s embarrassing

He’s a cutie I named him Elvis

Me and mr smutty wer watching the Dino documentary on Saturday to see if he could show any of it to his class and I was kind “I wonder what Arlo thinks of this”

Chilis! How’s it feel to be absolutely dead to me and all my friends?

D e a d

I don't have preferences for "versions" of my friends, except for one:

The version of you I love most is the one that makes you feel the most YOU, the most uninhibited, the one that loves themselves. That's my favorite you. But I'll always be here with a smile and hug for any version you bring.

I keep a webkinz in my car! It’s a blue platypus lmao

I never played but I’ve had it since I was 17

Nothing will cure the second coming of my seasonal depression if it snows

that’s my girl

It was everything to lay in bed and watch a thunderstorm last night tho.

However snow today? Fuck right off

I am so knee deep in Noticadia idk which way is up.

I’d like to stay there forever.

LMAOOO

“Do your tattoos have any meaning?”

Yeah, they mean I can sit still for a really long time.