@sarsen.bsky.social
Older (1969 vintage), not very experienced kinkster. Less pup these days. He/Him Yellow Pan Vers-top NSFW 18+ North West England 🇬🇧 THIS IS A NSFW ACCOUNT. NON-NSFW FOLLOWERS MAY BE BLOCKED http://www.sarsen.ws
Rediscovered a recording Synth Britannia on my old Humax hard drive. Transported back 40 years to the sounds of my youth. Fuck me some of those artists were hot! www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b...
I’d echo what others have said; piss can taste awful but, if the pisser is well hydrated, it’s not unpleasant. Depending what they’ve been drinking, it can even taste good. Drinking isn’t everything, being showered in piss is a pleasure in itself. The warmth and silky feel 😍
Printer reliability is inversely proportional to the urgency of the print job.
But no, it’s not printers. It’s pretty much any piece of equipment (allegedly) designed for electrical installations in UK domestic premises. 99% of the time it’ll be a light fitting.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Fucking thing”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Fucking thing”
I agree 100% with this. It’s ridiculous it pops up every year. I’m particularly dismayed by queer people who buy into the “I didn’t consent to see you in a pup hood” bullshit. There are plenty of bigots who will say they don’t consent to seeing same sex couples holding hands.
Also, get off X. Now.
Same
Linesman’s insulated latex gloves. Come in different colours and prices. www.thesafetysupplycompany.co.uk/p/9525845/an...
This would make working in someone’s loft a lot more fun. If he’s looking for a job…
Artemis II will take 12 hours to move 4 miles and it’s still travelling faster than traffic on the M6 at Preston. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cp...
If you’re still on X, another reason to leave. From private eye.
I’ve had two sigmoidoscopies. The second one went quite far up the descending colon (I have pictures!). That’s enough depth play for me.
Some people only go for the queuing. Don’t kink shame. /s
I’m fairly sure that almost everyone in the kink community would distance themselves from someone who posted CSAM. So why are they still on X, which is doing it via Grok?
X - now with the added risk that grok generated CSAM might show up on your feed.
How about you? 😘
Rate how you like doing it (1-10)
kissing: 10
nipple play: 6
sucking: 10
being sucked: 10
rimming: 8
being rimmed: 8
fingering: 8
being fingered: 6
toys: 7
bdsm: 5
piss play: 10
dirty talk: 1
fisting: 0
being fisted: 0
topping: 8
bottoming: 3
cuddling: 10
🙄
No, I don’t suppose you will.
If it’s your first time, you should get an opportunity to just pay the charge. Same thing happened to me first time I used it a couple of years after moving up here (I had an account when I lived in Kent).
Look after yourself. That’s the most import thing.
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I often drive down to my parents’ on Christmas morning, leaving about 6. It’s usually very quiet and a quick journey.
I wasn’t wrong.
Vaguely remembering Op Spanner, I’ve just refreshed my memory. The Wikipedia page is wild! Particularly this quote given the reaction to the recent supreme court decision:
Keir Starmer said judges had "imposed their morality on others" and were "too unrepresentative to do so fairly".
“We Let AI Run Our Office Vending Machine. It Lost Hundreds of Dollars.
Anthropic’s Claude ran a snack operation in the WSJ newsroom. It gave away a free PlayStation, ordered a live fish”
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I guess that what you get when Santa only comes once a year.
We have dining rooms too but that doesn’t stop people enjoying picnics and (particularly for the cishet men) barbecues.
My mum had a Talbot Solara that I occasionally drove before getting the mini. The bottom of the door skins were rusting away and patched up with duct tape.
