Vouch. Can confirm.
Vanilla is not plain. Vanilla is high class and fancy as fuck.
Crazy how if we eliminated gerrymandering or the electoral congress there would never be another conservative majority again. Like anywhere. Even “red” states. We are being held hostage.
Those Getty people must be worth so many freakin words
I did have to fight the urge to do the "I know more than you" line from Parks and Rec lmao.
Me when your mom when uh your mom when I uh your mom and I when we uh
I used to go there all the time years ago when I worked nearby but this was my first trip back in probably a decade. They’ve gotten a lot nicer imo
🤣🤣🤣
You can eat it for sure. The question is do you keep living afterward.
Honestly this ones been nothing but trouble anyway.
Wife wants me to go to some store called “microcenter” so I guess its time for a new penis.
Yeah! Suck it lichen! Guess who is a big boy and doesn’t depend on fungus to survive? Thats right! Ya boy moss!
Some say its still out there
Good morning!
The civil war was literally Captain America vs Iron Man?!? How much more pure could they get?
Showing up to the civil war reenactment in iron man armor
Camino!
Camino!
The car thats like a truck!
The front is where you drive it!
The back is where you
EL CAMINO!!!
There was an original Transformer that turned into an Autumn Gold 1969 Chevrolet El Camino but you never see it in the cartoon or movies because it was too busy having sex to save the world.
Its a cell phone deadzone and a storm took out the landline so we’re gonna be getting the authentic camping experience for once! So cool to unplug.
Heading up to camp crystal lake after work for an awesome weekend of swimming and unprotected sex!
Life is like tetris. You can get good but you dont win. It just gets harder and faster until you die.
Good morning riders!
The sun never sets on whale oil
The only solution is to go back to whale oil and build tiny steam engines for our cars and homes. Of course this means we’ll all need to get better hats while we’re at it and monocles are back baby!
WTF chat??? Why you gotta be so precise?
I’m cooked. All I do is bang.
a SAW trap where Jigsaw hooks me up to a machine that kills me if I stop posting or make a post that gets more than 6 likes
The venn diagram of people who like and share my posts and sexy people who have sex is a circle
You’ve always had the power within yourselves to do that. This is just an opportunity.
