Don Keidick

A screenshot of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, with Luke defiantly standing against the Emperor. The 90s-style captions read: "You've failed, your highness. I'm forklift certified, like my father before me."

The world is going to hell but I’ve got a circus unlike any before to watch.

When the zombie apologized after I shot it… the feelings that evoked. I didn’t expect the multiple moments of actual art in this game. Things I will ponder for years. I was just expecting spoopy chainsaw fun. Which I’m also getting lol.

Seems fair to me

Pam bondi holds a sandwich that is not a mcrib “How could you be asking about the Epstein Files when the McRib is back!”

Good morning! If we are bringing back war in the middle east the least MickeyD’s can do is hook us up.

Apologies to the 400 people who did this joke first lol

Searched “fifa” after I posted this out of curiosity and damn, I am a fraud and a hack.

I’m calling on FIFA to revoke the peace prize! They must maintain the credibility of this very serious and totally real award and what it stands for.

Maybe we should send Chris Hanson to the white house and just see what happens. Let Chris have an interview. He has relevant experience.

Bad news everyone. Resident Evil 9 is amazing. See you in a month or so.

I thought the disclaimer in my bio and the fact that I’m literally called “donkey dick” would be enough. I was a fool

Nothing like saying something obviously wrong as a joke to bring out the dipshits lol

Sorry guz, turns out I’m a misogynist. Time to cancel me. I’ll start shopping for podcast equipment.

Just so we’re clear, thinking a song about limp dicks and hairy balls would be funny does not equal misogyny but if you want to be a victim I’ll bully you some more.

Thats a relief. I was looking at your posts earlier and thought about how sad it would be if you were trying at all.

Maybe if you tell them about the misogyny someone will finally like one of your posts? Tell you what. I’ll go like one for you.

Imagining a world where slick willy showed up like “lets testify mother fuckers, lock us all up”

I was really hopeful that Bill would fall on the sword and blow that shit wide open but alas, hes going to “not recall” anything worth saying.

I love when uncie rogs comes over! He lets me play mortal kombat and smoke

Petty? Yes. She started it tho lol.

People who dont think I’m funny havent seen my face.

Why dont you tell all 300 of your followers how much funnier you are than me. 🖕

Finally some real advice!

People just dont admire spunk like they used to.

Oobie doobie is beautiful this time of year

White people literally ruin everything

I specialize in chuckles

I’m not from around here

Good morning passengers!

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Exactly!

Music ages in double dog years