Don Keidick

Personaly I did it just now for love of the game

It was outstanding. Guess I’ll join you.

Yeah. Its a real thing and happens a lot lol

He spent his whole life sounding out the letters and calling them gee eye eff files in interviews and it wasn’t till the very end he weighed in on the nickname version. He missed his chance. The people had already decided.

Jesus comes down from the sky bathed in holy light, flanked by angels. Holds a press conference. Says its pronounced “Jod”. Leaves.

I’ve been trying to hook an ouija board up to bluesky so I can harness the powers of shit posters past but all it wants to post is dire warnings about wasted lives staring at phones and none of its very funny. Also Susan, grandma says hi.

I think everyone steals dads tiddy mags at some point lol

Oh you know both courts got involved and there was all kinds of drama

Back in my day pornography was in books! And no one knew where to buy it. You just found a box in the woods, divided it up with your friends, and when you were done you returned it to the forest for the next person in need. The whole thing was probably watched over by the fae.

Their time will come lol

Sorry y’all I have some real hot ones in my drafts and they must’ve caused the servers to overheat.

In the year 2026, Staples got a baddie. Soon Office Depot had a Baddie of their own. Then it spread beyond office supplies. The Best Buy Baddie created an army of incel gooners and they marched on the forces of the Target Baddie and thus began the Baddie Wars.

🤣🤣🤣

Got my 9yr old to read a chapter book by promising him an hour of VR for every 2 chapters he reads and answers questions on. Shout out Goosebumps for doing what its done best since the 90’s.

Every goddamned day we wake to a clusterfuck shitshow in hell because of that piss stain of an orange bastard motherfucking son of a bitch prick & his board of dickhead douchebag motherfuckers

Reminds me of the scene in Boondock Saints “what the fuck? How the fuck did you to fucks… fuck!”

This fuckin bitch thinks this god damn fucking piece of shit ass of a cunt is fucking queen god damn piss face of the fucking god damn shit faced cock suckers or some god damn shit.

Competition! How many curse words can YOU fit into a single grammatically ok sentence that still makes sense?

Thats a bit gay man

You’ve got a real natural talent. Take this.

Counterpoint:

A commercial begins to air. A woman labeled Mrs. Potter says “in the past many family names were taken from common jobs”

Cut to a man labeled Mr. Miller “you might be a Smith, a Baker, or a Taylor”

Cut to a nervous looking man labeled Mr. Dickinson “but it wasn’t always the case!”

Not trying to brag but I am literally the best

A screenshot of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, with Luke defiantly standing against the Emperor. The 90s-style captions read: "You've failed, your highness. I'm forklift certified, like my father before me."

The world is going to hell but I’ve got a circus unlike any before to watch.

When the zombie apologized after I shot it… the feelings that evoked. I didn’t expect the multiple moments of actual art in this game. Things I will ponder for years. I was just expecting spoopy chainsaw fun. Which I’m also getting lol.

Seems fair to me