Timeline cleanser
*your. fuck!
please hesitate to contact me. also, you're email found me horribly. thanks.
they're on a date!!
Emotional support house finches
me: you're right, little bird who looks into my window everyday. it WILL be okay!
little bird who looks into my window everyday:
i feel an ED relapse coming on but i shake it off because i have to be strong when it happens
my mental health is the worst it's been in years but i keep going because i MUST outlive donald trump
thank you!!
i don't know anything about sports unfortunately. should i just choose a random team and tell everyone i root for them? i don't know how it works
how do i fit in with my coworkers? the only conversation starter i know is "i can't believe it's already [month]!"
posting on nextdoor that i am offering pigeon MOVING services. i will move the pigeons into my house and they will be loved.
new enemy unlocked: the man who offers "pigeon removal" services on nextdoor
leland palmer in the black lodge
brain fog wasn't enough my body needed to be fogged up too i guess
i hate chronic conditions. like what do you mean i might faint from exhaustion?? all i did was make dinner
happy women day to women and also cis women
i'm doing my part this international women's day. i am punching any man who makes any comment on a woman's appearance
i told my mom i got a tattoo and she got mad at me because she said the tattoo ink will go into my bloodstream and stop my heart and kill me. im just glad she didn't overreact!
POV: you’re watching a fast food CEO eating one of their own company’s burgers
i don't know what the repost button on instagram is supposed to mean i just hit that shit
kamala harris endorsement of jasmine crocket flopped, she really needs to look in the mirror and give up on politics lol
i can't stop watching gravity falls retrospectives. ive spent more time watching content about gravity falls than i have spent watching the actual show, and ive seen the show 7 times.
Trans is beautiful🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Love wins
as a person who has had a stroke,
yeah this guy had a stroke lol
Minnesotans are back out in serious numbers because of the drawdown you think actually happened.
People really struggling with the idea that the Iranian government sucks but we shouldn't be bombing them can both be true, eh?
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
even if i was to separate the art from the artist, i still do not like harry potter.
you've met me at a very "twin peaks" time of my life
