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Love Willie, can't stand Waylon.

The City Hall and Simple UI mods solve this exact problem and have made my experience 100% more enjoyable

I think it's worth pointing out we already have that in no small part because the dnc chose a spineless candidate the last time around

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Real loser shit

You'd be much better served looking into how CMS finally got around to identifying sex/gender markers other than basic cis-hetero starting 2025
and every Medicare carrier spent a year or more getting ready and then the trump admin just said nah without telling them what to do instead

I've never actually needed to get diagnosed as autistic because last night after Weird Al finished 'Amish Paradise' I turned to my wife and said 'they're actually anabaptists' and was about to say why 1699 wasn't right when I managed to clock the you're Lucky you've got great dick game look

Once again Luxembourg gets no respect

I entered the Blazers and Mariners and it shut down my browser and sent me a link for local therapists. This thing is good!

If I ever needed proof that ibogaine doesn't work it's that both Rick Perry and kyrsten sinema both took it and never recanted their obviously evil and selfish actions

A recent campaign had me playing a bard from 'far away' and I just did a Werner Herzog impression the whole time and it was super fun.

Fargo, Airplane, Who Framed Roger Rabbit. I once almost missed a flight because I was watching Roger Rabbit in an airport bar and needed to see the weasels die scene

The tree kept him from driving into my neighbor's living room where they were eating dinner, when we yelled at the cops for being stupid they threatened us. That's the most unsafe I've ever felt living in the former felony flats

I've lived a block off 82nd for almost 20 years now and I've had one (1) instance of package theft from my porch and the closest we've got to a violent crime was when a bunch of dumbass Clackamas cops chased a drunk driver into our neighborhood where he hit a convenient maple tree

The measured and calm response to someone doing this is to break their arm at the elbow.

Three beautiful ripe slicer tomatoes sit on a blue dish towel, ready to be the T in a forthcoming BLT

Look upon my works ye mighty and despair

I was born in fuckstick Iowa and my parents left as soon as humanly possible, I go back occasionally only to remind myself how fucking dire the whole thing is. The butcher shop bearing my family name is now a worn down dive and the nearest groceries are an hour away. These people can't do shit

You're spending my money on footbaww coaches and slush funds to cover up child beauty pageant sex scandals you're goddamn right you're going to live under a vicious auditors thumb for the rest of the foreseeable future

I get that the bulwark people hate trump but they have zero place in whatever comes next. These fucks enthusiastically drive us to the driveway and now that the fascism car is pulling in they're claiming they have no idea how we got here and they hate it. Fuck all of that. Eat shit Sarah.

We need to kill the triple net lease

An eternal online truism is that if you reference Deleuze and guattari at any point your argument is mooted on account of you being an insufferable twerp.

PANEL 1: A mom, dad, and daughter are driving in a car. MOM: "Rita says the school is closed indefinitely and another chunk of the moon just wiped out the Dakotas... Thousands more will start hitting us soon, like Space Hail." PANEL 2: DAUGHTER: "Since the world's ending anyway--maybe I could watch an R-rated movie tonight?" PANEL 3: DAD: "Nice try, but we need you to die with 'chaste eyes and imaginings." PANEL 4: MOM (to daughter): "He just wants to make sure you'll go to Heaven to establish a beachhead for our family--we'll need you to petition God for our release from Hell." PANEL 5: DAD: "Kiddo, your mother and I have soiled minds that have conjured all manner of erotic fantasias. We are bound only for the pit."

talking to your children about sex

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Drinking a beer and grilling some brats while I listen to the new Charley Crockett, only the humiliating deaths of our fascist leadership could make this evening any better

This may strike some readers as extreme but everyone involved in this cryptocurrency group deserves to die

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Jiant Penis Crawford baby

Watching Airplane! with the wife and son, neither have ever seen it but I need to get them up to speed quick so we can go see the new naked gun next week

Made halibut en papillote tonight for a special treat and somehow managed to cook it dry as fuck. I'd apologize to the halibut but I used to work on a halibut dock and those fish are fucking disgusting

I'm like one of those cars they built to run on gasified wood. If the times require that I run on pure spite then gas me up baby

Every time I see doomerist bullshit like this I think about that amazing night when he almost died and then I think about how I'm going to get to celebrate his death and what an amazing fucking party that will be.

I tarried too long in making dinner plans, and for my sins must now go to the grocery store near a college campus on a Friday evening

Been telling people this is a slow motion car crash, today was the moment when the car stops moving but the bodies inside don't