Ben Noodle

No?

Do you know if it is it online anywhere?

My nan used to pronounce brioche as 'berocca'. My mum started doing it as a joke, and now it's stuck.

Buy better teabags? Also, stop smoking so you can actually taste things?

@yourparty.bsky.social @zarahsultana.bsky.social @jeremycorbyn.bsky.social

Hey, so if I signed up via the link on 18/09 am I a member?

This makes me anxious watching films! Like they're showing us them taking their eyes off the road, because they're about to crash.

@krsofficial.bsky.social hey, any chance the Delta 5 album proper would ever get a re-release?

Saw @tim-burgess.bsky.social do an absolutely lovely set of the quiet sad songs from his solo album at Union Chapel, only mildly ruined by a drunk guy at the back hollering all the way through. Think he was expecting Charlatans bangers.

Get on the phone to Peter Jackson, see if he can take it out.

Mate, why you following all these driving instructors on fb?

That's the point of ASMR, good on you

Boris Johnson Is A Fucking Cunt (Single Edit), by The Kunts track by The Kunts

Um
kuntandthegang.bandcamp.com/track/boris-...

What is Labour even for now.

Keir Starmer: you are actually the leader of the Labour Party, so stop letting your every utterance and decision to be influenced by what Reform voters think. I don't give a fuck what Reform voters think. Deliver Labour policies, you fanny.

Right to buy in England ‘fuelled housing crisis and cost taxpayers £200bn’ Common Wealth report calls discounted sales of council homes one of the ‘largest giveaways in UK history’

Sherlock Holmes strikes again
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

That was kind of the point I was making?

So we stop trying? The price of food is shooting up again, electricity bills, rent etc etc. These are the reasons people drift to the right.

The problem is, centerism doesn't defeat the far right. Trump got re-elected after Biden, Macron is battling off RN etc. You can't beat Reform by being the same but a bit sad about it. We need real tangible improvements to people's lives, and hope, to beat them.

I was kind of being flippant in response to 'corbyn is pro brexit'. - 240 characters bad for nuance etc

A mate described him to me as a 'void waiting to be filled'

Starmer was anti-brexit but supports austerity and genocide so it's swings and roundabouts?
Corbyn def failed to convince people of his nuanced position on brexit, but time has proven that a large amount of labour voters outside London wanted brexit so he was at least trying to hear different voices

Just said "See you soon" to the uber driver

Soggy toast says no.

Watching 8yo dish up their own breakfast be taking fistfuls of cereal from the packet. Might let them have that pack to themselves.

MechaHitler to gain body.

Turned off Joy Division to listen to the new Sugababes singles. Probably better for the morning mood anyway.

"Africa is sleepy people, Russia has it's horse men"

Hmmmm. Love the album, but not without it's duff moments.

I've been trying to record the lime bike beep for ages, for a bit of weird music im making. Do you mind if I rob this?

It this post from the Matrix, to throw us off the scent?

Also, to single put Girls Aloud doesn't give enough respect to all the bangers Xenomania made with other people, especially Sugababes. The supposed rivalry, with both bands being produced by the same team, was a great time in pop.