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Long live the Sandwich Revolution. #1of5

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We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.

24.01.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 23565    πŸ” 7182    πŸ’¬ 463    πŸ“Œ 246
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Kristi Noem and DHS don’t want us to see this video.

πŸ“Œ Alex was disarmed BEFORE he was shot. This was murder.

25.01.2026 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4720    πŸ” 2702    πŸ’¬ 255    πŸ“Œ 176
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German media likens US border patrol official’s coat to β€˜Nazi look’ β€” Guardian US Gregory Bovino’s outwear choice prompts German commentators to compare it to fascist aesthetic

Yeah. 100% Intentional.

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24.01.2026 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How is this not embarrassing, GOP?

23.01.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New York judge calls GOP-held House district 'unconstitutional,' orders new map β€” The Hill A New York judge ruled Wednesday that Rep. Nicole Malliotakis’s (R-N.Y.) congressional district was unconstitutionally configured and ordered the state’s Independent Redistricting Commission to create...

The liberation of Staten Island has begun.

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23.01.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is not materially different from Josef Mengele. The concept is to deliberately expose people to serious harm so you can gather more data on what you already know will hurt them. It's not some big coincidence the Nuremberg Code expressly prohibits everything resembling this kind of "science."

23.01.2026 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2672    πŸ” 1053    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 28

On a plane to meet up with some friends for vacation.

Had two other friends reach out unexpectedly this morning to share their happiness and reflections of good times.

I’m feeling like a very lucky guy today.

22.01.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Greenlander protester: 'We don't want to be Americans' | LBC
YouTube video by LBC Greenlander protester: 'We don't want to be Americans' | LBC

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Hitler could at least argue that citizens of Danzig wanted to be Germans.

22.01.2026 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The memo is addressed to all ICE personnel. But it has been shown only to β€œselect DHS officials” who then shared it with some employees who were told to read it and return it, Whistleblower Aid wrote in the disclosure.

One of the two whistleblowers was allowed to view the memo only in the presence of a supervisor and then had to give it back. That person was not allowed to take notes. A whistleblower was able to access the document and lawfully disclose to Congress, Whistleblower Aid said.

The memo is addressed to all ICE personnel. But it has been shown only to β€œselect DHS officials” who then shared it with some employees who were told to read it and return it, Whistleblower Aid wrote in the disclosure. One of the two whistleblowers was allowed to view the memo only in the presence of a supervisor and then had to give it back. That person was not allowed to take notes. A whistleblower was able to access the document and lawfully disclose to Congress, Whistleblower Aid said.

I'm just a simple country lawyer but this whole "you can only read the memo in front of supervisors and you can't take notes on it and don't tell anyone" doesn't sound like the behavior of an administration that believes it's behaving in the right!

21.01.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1043    πŸ” 284    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 8

look, they're not secret police, they're just non-police paramilitaries obeying secret orders and unrestrained by any legal or Constitutional limits at the behest of the President's chosen Nosferatu

21.01.2026 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eleanor Roosevelt argued that Catholics suffered from dual loyalties, to the nation at the Holy See.

I feel like digging up her bones to show her the average American Catholic today.

β€œSEE, YOU OLD BATTLE AXE? THEY’RE IGNORING THE POPE AND SIDING WITH THE BIGOT!!! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW???”

22.01.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spraying pepper spray directly into the eyes of a detained person who’s already fully subdued

21.01.2026 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2961    πŸ” 1214    πŸ’¬ 151    πŸ“Œ 68

Your regular reminder that Republicans in Congress approve of what the President is doing.

21.01.2026 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3448    πŸ” 896    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 53
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#JusticeForRenee βœŠπŸΎπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈβœŠπŸ»
#ReneeNicoleGood πŸ¦‹πŸ•Š

08.01.2026 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 218    πŸ” 156    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
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A reminder how ICE treats priests.

20.01.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 18376    πŸ” 6695    πŸ’¬ 572    πŸ“Œ 267

*DANISH PENSION FUND AKADEMIKERPENSION TO EXIT US TREASURIES

20.01.2026 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3164    πŸ” 758    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 230
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Every day, Congressional Republicans go to work, knowing they could end this Trumpian nightmare. Every day, they choose not to. Pedophilia, kidnapping, chemical warfare on peaceful citizens, murder, declaring war on our allies: It's all cool with the Republicans. Today. Again.

20.01.2026 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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A Carhartt sweatshirt and a Sox cap.

They’re giving β€œfederal law enforcement officers” a lot more leeway in their attire these days.

20.01.2026 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Every Republican owns this shit.

20.01.2026 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The GOP could stop this anytime if they wanted to.

20.01.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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😑😑

19.01.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 12108    πŸ” 4643    πŸ’¬ 848    πŸ“Œ 349
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Update: Trump Caves, Issues Last-Minute MLK Day Proclamation These proclamations are usually signed days ahead of time

Update: Trump Caves, Issues Last-Minute MLK Day Proclamation

These proclamations are usually signed days ahead of time

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Trump's letter to Norway proves it: he's lost his mind over the Nobel Peace Prize The US President is governing America like a mad king. The question is what the world is going to do about that

β€œWorld leaders try to pretend the USA is the same mostly reliable ally it always has been because it is crucial to Europe’s defence and security, and to our economies. Acknowledging this is no longer the case means we need to respond to the changed world. Denial is comforting, and much easier.”

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Trump wants nations to pay $1 billion for permanent Board of Peace seats The Trump administration wants nations to pay $1 billion to remain on his Gaza peace board, reports show.

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Man detained in Minneapolis dies in ICE custody in Texas A man arrested by immigration officials in Minneapolis died in federal detention in Texas.

This is deeply disturbing, especially after reports of growing concerns about the conditions at this facility. An investigation must take place.

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Europe warns of 'dangerous downward spiral' after Trump threatens tariffs over Greenland β€” The Associated Press The eight European countries targeted by U.S. President Donald Trump for a 10% tariff for opposing American control of Greenland have criticized the move in an unusually strong joint statement, warnin...

I find myself thinking more and more about 1914.

The concert that had held the peace in Europe for nearly a century, and how it all fell apart when some great powers decided that, actually, that whole β€œmight makes right” thing sounds more fun than rules-based order.

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18.01.2026 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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White House press secretary tells CBS β€˜we’ll sue your ass off’ if it edits Trump interview β€” Guardian US Karoline Leavitt was recorded warning network to broadcast new interview with president in full and without edits

I’m sure Bari will be accommodating to the regime.

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18.01.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Iran warns against any US strike as judiciary hints at unrest-linked executions β€” Reuters Iran's president warned on Sunday that any U.S. strike would trigger a

Twitler said he was going to protect them, but now he seems to be leaving them high and dry.

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