Maya Midnight

Nothing like a relaxing evening selling feet pics from the bathtub

Mirror selfie in a dungeon, I’m wearing a grey schoolgirl-ish dress and smiling deviously

Bully time!

Copy of doppelgänger by Naomi Klein next to a steak huarache + a grapefruit jarritos

Eating a huarache + finishing up
Doppelgänger

You sure do!

I do not permit my submissives to complain about warm weather in Autumn. I like it, therefore you like it too.

Me in a low cut blue top and bright pink lipstick, sitting outside and smiling

Milking every last drop of summer 🌞

Yesterday was leg day AND I kicked balls. Send presents to soothe my aching muscles as I soak in the bath.

Mirror selfie of me topless in panties and a garter, boobies censored

This is what I wore to bust balls

Me kissing a tortoiseshell cat with green eyes and an orange nose, looking directly at the camera

We’re in mourning

My cat is literally named Hyacinth Bucket, obviously I was a huge fan. RIP. 😭

Reading Misery on my way to torture someone just feels right

My life is a never-ending cycle of sterilizing sounds, and then sticking them in dicks, and then sterilizing sounds again. It's fun!

Since childhood I’ve occasionally gotten a restaurant with cages containing enormous snakes and snails

Relatable

Mirror selfie of me on a toilet wearing a bodysuit with an anime blushing face on it

Hi

It’s officially October!

Selfie of me in the park, in a low cut purple dress, winged eyeliner, and alien earrings

Thinking about blood

My toxic trait is how much I love overhead lighting.

Close up of of blue and pink sneakers, on my feet

A nice man sent me steel-toed sneakers and I suspect I’m gonna get a LOT of use out of them

Not everyone plays with the specific intent of taking more pain -- but in my experience, people with that goal usually do succeed at raising their own pain tolerance. Good news for many of you!

I’m in some of these clips with a sub who has been out of the scene for years. Don’t miss your chance!

I liked it but I would let the kid die before being that difficult to restaurant staff 😂

I still love a brunch special. Give me food + mimosa + coffee for one flat rate. We lost something when restaurants stopped doing this.

Thank you for your support!

I clone most of my posts to twitter and it's interesting how the same posts are received completely differently depending on platform. For example, twitter is apparently much more interested in eating my dead foot skin than you guys.

I'm due for another babyfoot treatment soon. I wonder which one of you will get the privilege of eating my foot skin. 🤔

I don't think there's a way to soothe the nervous nellies without making the freaks think I'm too vanilla for their tastes, and I like the freaks so I'm sticking to the freak-centric advertising. But if you're scared of me please know I find that very sexy. 😘

I advertise for the freaks I want to attract and it mostly works out great but every so often I have a delightful time with a new guy who tells me after "I was so scared I nearly didn't book you! I thought it would be too intense or I'd disappoint you!"

You can never mention meeting IRL on paid platforms. You can talk about your fantasies and we can role play scenes. But NEVER mention it as a reality. We can both be banned.

wish I had the work ethic to invite angry WW2 fans into my mentions, but alas