the Good Salt Witch

the Good Salt Witch

@goodsaltwitch.bsky.social

38 | they/them | writer of smut, nonsense, & happy endings | header coconutmilkyway | pfp Gala | be 18 or over to follow please I post NSFW| many ships, some problematic | mtorolite on AO3 https://ko-fi.com/goodsaltwitch https://throne.com/thegoodsaltwitch

548 Followers 146 Following 3,758 Posts Joined Sep 2023
4 hours ago
Salt's son, a Kankurou Funko pop with a partially unwrapped puppet, stands on a pink quilting mat surface. He is resplendent.

My son is here!!!!

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7 hours ago

Helping out your friends is such a great feeling everyone should do this all the time

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1 day ago

πŸ“Œ

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1 day ago

Kiba should be Team 8's med nin

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1 day ago

Kind of daydreamed through those last few episodes. Something about Tenten, Lee, and Ino doing some kind of support? And Yamato making fun of Kakashi for not turning pages in his book (busy thinking about Iruka, obvs)

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1 day ago

NARUTO JUST FARTED IN KIBA'S FACE AGAIN

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1 day ago

Do you think Kabuto deliberately puts himself where the light will make his glasses all glare? Does he have to practice that?

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1 day ago

HIS BEST FRIEND WHO CONSIDERS PISSING A NINJA ART I JUST REMEMBERED KIBA BEING ALL PROUD OF AKAMARU LEARNING DYNAMIC MARKING REALLY KIBA

REALLY?

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1 day ago

Do you think Akamaru gets jealous how the summons can just nope out when they get tired or bored and he has to keep running and being wet and cold and hungry

But I guess at least he is always with his best friend

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1 day ago

Gamatatsu you've never even MET Hinata

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1 day ago

Oh man they full on Snow White Coffined Hinata

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1 day ago

This just goes to show if there is an effeminate boy with a tragic past ANYWHERE near Naruto, he will hone in on that mfer almost as fast as he will hone in on Sasuke

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1 day ago

Kiba is fang-over-fanging a whirlwind to blow away the dust and smoke which is good technical use of that jutsu I think, but he wasn't expecting smoke grenades!

Which I feel like he should be. Smoke screens seem like a standard ninja tool.

Orochimaru goon number 3 needs to let his bats sleep

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1 day ago

Kiba is being observant and making decisions based on available information like a good ninja I am proud of him

Hinata is fighting bungee gum guy

Shino is in a bug cocoon

And Kakashi is blowing trees apart with lightning. Again.

It's amazing the forest is still standing.

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1 day ago

Is it just SUPER WEIRD for the Hyuga to see their teammates' innards and the chakra moving around? I know it's energy and not blood but the pathways look similar

But this guy is like Mr Fantastic and his chakra pathways are rubber

Or maybe like bungee gum

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1 day ago

Hmm what if Kankurou showed up in this (filler?) arc to save Kiba from Orochimaru's goons. Again.

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1 day ago

It's fun to see team 8 working together, sniffing and seeking and finding out all the Intel. Almost as fun as seeing Naruto repeatedly spat out of a toad's mouth

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1 day ago

Rain: the Inuzuka's greatest weakness

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1 day ago

I also need this. A locked room mystery where the solution is everyone writes and edits and the door is opened when the threshold is met

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1 day ago

Sukuna can just bite through Megumi's trousers and get to snacking, very effective

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1 day ago

I woke up to really bad nausea on a sour stomach but ALSO four lengthy play-by-play comments on a fic, so, so far, pretty good day.

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2 days ago

I have been trying to make this the year of finishing WIPs but

I have not been successful

Still, I have three fics that I am only one chapter away from finishing, so, that's something!

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2 days ago
A graphic with the colors of the trans flag and non binary flag, stating "Thank you! 200 pages, $322 raised"

With over 200 pages of BNHA gender euphoria and a total of $322 raised for trans centric charities, that's a wrap! πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

Thank you so much for donating, sharing, and participating in the event and zine. Without you, this project wouldn't exist.

Until next time! ✨

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2 days ago

Sukuna takes this move as flirting (not trying to break his neck)

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4 days ago

This one is a DELIGHT

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4 days ago

For my birthday I got Dororo on Blu Ray (excellent, physical media is great), a little cold brew drip machine (also excellent, measuring Ingredients & Letting things Brew makes me feel like an alchemist), & a magnetic stirrer (for extra Potion Making fun). All I am missing now is that Kankurou fic.

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1 week ago
commissions sheet with my prices in a table and example work. unsure how to best describe a table in alt text but we're gunna try. First row, busts: lineart $30, flats $40, full render $60. Second row, waist: lineart $55, flats $65, render $90. Last row, full body: lineart $80, flats $90, render $120. Complex background add $20. Add 50% per additional character. commissions sheet with my prices in a table and example work. Table is the same as the previous image. Complex background add $15. Add 50% per additional character. writing commissions sheet. $10 per 500 words. NSFW add $15. Will do, SFW NSFW, dead dove (subject to approval). Won't do, scat, emeto, vore, MCD, x Reader. Please read my full TOS. I reserve the right to refuse any commission without reason. screenshot of my writing WIP bounty board on leaflet. previews and summaries of several WIPs are shown with little price tags ($5, $15, etc) where people can pay me to prioritize finishing a WIP.

It's finally time! I'm opening commissions πŸŽ‰ All funds will go to my living expenses as I continue to look for work after fleeing the US. Art and writing commissions and a ✨WIP bounty board✨ Claim a bounty and make me prioritize a WIP for you!

πŸ”— Comm form: form.jotform.com/260612559490056

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5 days ago
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4 days ago
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME ONLY TWO YEARS UNTIL I AM FORTY I AM EXCITED AND I AM MAKING MYSELF CHOCOLATE ORANGE TART THIS WEEKEND TO CELEBRATE I LOVE IT BEING MY BIRTHDAY BECAUSE I AM ALLOWED TO CELEBRATE SURVIVING

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4 days ago

It's just a few minutes to my birthday & my birthday wish is for an arranged marriage KanKiba fic with a side of weirdly animalistic Inuzukas (omegaverse optional) and a Kankurou who doesn't recognize emotional intimacy until it hits him over the head with one of his own puppets, please and thanks.

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