Joe Colacrai

And now, I will nuclear sleep.

Jim Carrey shaved, and everybody started making fun of his face. Brutal, man.

a blurry photo of a crowd of people dancing in front of a sign that says " exit " Alt: Knuckleheads moshing around a guitarist.

One last speaker for this leadership event at Disneyland. Thinking about opening this pit up...

If it helps, we're closer to this Friday than we are to last. 😎

Gingerly asking a senior leader how they've dealt with all the reorgs—knowing full well this person was a beneficient of one of them. 😆

All the religious folks warning about the end times would've been believed more if they would've focused on how stupid everything is rather than trying to scare us with evil.

Mastering networking by sitting at the only completely empty table.

Opening speaker was a paralympic snowboarder. Working on very little sleep, and they gotta make me cry first thing? 😭

A copy of The Unfinished Business, showing a night-time cityscape with glowing windows. A girl stares out of one window at three ghosts floating overhead. Next to a copy of the book is a wind-up ghost.

We have ghosts!! The Unfinished Business is now in shops, libraries, or wherever else you get your books today!

Happy reading, friends!

www.amazon.com/dp/1646036751
bookshop.org/a/975/978164...

Master of Puppets is 40 years old today.

This reminds me of when the Mormons were baptizing dead people.

At a leadership learning event down at Disneyland. Brutal drive. And of course my brain wouldn't shut off last night, so I got maybe three hours of sleep. Then they made us do a 30-minute walk from the parking structure. 🫩

Anyone else dissociating?
<rolls himself up in rug>

My Lucky Charms! My ghost marshmallows! 😄

Oops. Guess that old joke of a casino owner with the bad hair...y'know, the Enquirer skeez with the beauty pageant from the 80s that nobody took seriously...yeah, he needs more blood.

You'll have to go into government for that.

Thank you for visiting the Echoing Mountains. The cost is $10 per scream. No jumping allowed.

Bluesky wants me to have drafts? I can't manage that amount of power.

a close up of a woman 's face with a big smile Alt: a close up of a woman 's face with a big cry/smile.

"Smile like you mean it."

If three-and-a-half years after the fact, in your brand-new article, you still need to write: "X (formerly Twitter,) that means the name is still twitter. 🤣

I want a vampire to turn me, just so I can live long enough to slap the shit out of all the revisionist historians who are gonna try to make heroes out of these assholes.

If we elected a Magic 8-Ball President, we'd have a more consistent foreign policy.

One of the latest examples of how adding syllables to things can totally dupe us:
"King" vs. "Unitary Executive Theory."

I honestly don't think I've ever seen Trump this happy.

Muscled arms meme with "People who complain about Bluesky" above. Below, one arm reads "People who love Bluesky" while the other reads "People who hate Bluesky"

Spent most of today at band practice. Did we do any new, monumentally dumb shit while I was away? I'm scared to look.

A boots on the ground war?
MAGA first.

Rivers of Nihil bringing the Death Metal saxophone to The Regent! 🤘

Is it improper etiquette for me to respond "If we're all still alive by then." to events I've been invited to?

Note: If you're gonna dance to The Masochism Tango, it should hurt A LOT. It should not, however, serve as a replacement for your foreign policy.