Going to see Fran Lebowitz tonight! 😊
You can't defeat Fascism by eating snacks, but I won't let that stop me.
"Excuse me, sir. Have you heard about a bird?"
I feel like, right now, writers and artists should be making all kinds of content using the exact likenesses of CEOs. Make 'em do all kinds of shit they'd never do.
If any of them complain, just say you thought that's what we were doing now. Give a confused squint if they bring up consent.
Imagineered hard today...or got Imagineered hard...not sure.
"Only Congress has the power to create the Torment Nexus."
"We have two constitutional lawyers who'll argue it's what the founders meant by 'create' that matters. If Mr. Bean wants to tune his equipment to the Torment Nexus frequency, he's not broken any laws."
"Skiting" sounds like "skating" said with an Aussie accent. 😆
Love being out of work and having a couple of hours of daylight left. 🥰
My working theory of snacks is that nobody actually enjoys Chex Mix, and it was all some kind of "Three's Company"-esque misunderstanding.
Describing my book: It's like Animal Man meets Manimal.
This family of feral MAGAS were stuck under the floorboards of an abandoned house. Watch them go from fear and mistrust to love and total compassion for their neighbors.
I loved the show (even with all the Danish upspeak,) but we used to laugh at the "Here's the moment a man cries." in every episode. 😄
Because a man cries in every episode? 😆
I'm at the "It's really nice of the planets to stay in orbit." portion of counting my blessings.
What about skeets though?
"Super Beta Prostate" sounds like something Ben Shapiro has.
Throwing our hands in the air and waving them like we just didn't care didn't seem to work out for us.
"We took a little excursion." is the latest euphemism for "We murdered a bunch of innocent civilians." Notify Merriam-Webster.
The CEO you don't know is being replaced by a new CEO you don't know.
Madness! 😉
These assholes are so high on their own supply. Keep all receipts. Get receipts for the receipts and keep those too.
Translation: Somebody got paid off, and consumers will get no justice.
www.axios.com/2026/03/09/t...
"President Kid Rock"
A Noah's Ark reality show just to see if you could make it happen.
Spring died in the dawning
And dissolved before your eyes
Swallowed by the mourning
Of a truth felt deep inside
Dystopian speculative fiction collector's edition – Edges sprayed with real blood!
I'm glad I don't have kids. I'd be hard-pressed trying to convince them crime doesn't pay. I'd probably fold at the first sign of pushback.
I feel like I've hit a writer milestone by researching medieval entremets and subtleties. Feels like a save point in a video game. 😆
Girl, are you the dream warriors? Cuz, maybe tonight you'll be gone.
Petition to "spring ahead" during work hours.
Why haven't cereal characters gone political yet? I can definitely see Cap'n Crunch causing all kinds of trouble for the Trix rabbit.
