Rivers of Nihil bringing the Death Metal saxophone to The Regent! 🤘
01.03.2026 04:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rivers of Nihil bringing the Death Metal saxophone to The Regent! 🤘
01.03.2026 04:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is it improper etiquette for me to respond "If we're all still alive by then." to events I've been invited to?
01.03.2026 01:14 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Note: If you're gonna dance to The Masochism Tango, it should hurt A LOT. It should not, however, serve as a replacement for your foreign policy.
28.02.2026 22:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Imperialism for Dummies"
by: Dummies
"I ended six wars!"
"psss...psss...mr.president...psss..."
"STARTED! I mean I started six wars."
They should just go ahead and call these missions what they really want to call them:
"Operation Raging Hate-Boner"
"Operation Throbbing Pecker"
etc.
Well, well, well....look at what the "Peace President" has been up to.
So much peace, we simply can't stand it. Peace here, peace there, peace everywhere. Can't you feel it? He's gonna peace us all into oblivion, because he's a "peace" of shit.
Dragged a razor over my face.
Happy Friday.
Have we replaced "The Star-Spangled Banner" with "The Imperial March" yet?
27.02.2026 23:17 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"I don't wanna commit war crimes, but sometimes you have to."
27.02.2026 21:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0And for hearing impaired, they just yell at you.
27.02.2026 20:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The Machine may only be raged against on the first Tuesday of every month (excluding July) for five minutes during your lunch hour. Offer available if you can show valid proof of employment. "Raging" includes shaking your fist in the air, muttering, and miming kicking a rock.
27.02.2026 19:01 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0IKEA is a great place to witness the awkward hopefulness of new couples.
27.02.2026 17:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Rugged individualism for entrepreneurs.
Until you've caught the attention of richer people. Then it's "Buy me, daddy! Merge with me! Take me away from all this death!"
Oh, you like Friday? Well, Friday all the time means you'd have to work every day.
27.02.2026 15:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We don't dress weird enough for space.
27.02.2026 06:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Me on day 57 of 2026:
27.02.2026 04:29 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
Three places I write:
1. Spare bedroom (w/o pants)
2. B&N Cafe (w/ pants)
3. Local park (w/ plants)
Halp! I listend to Candace Owenz and i cn't braiñn anyM0R3.
27.02.2026 01:57 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fun to see "But, her emails" still being tried as a criticism. Adorable, actually. Those aren't the emails in question.
26.02.2026 21:36 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"This is the most important, earth-shattering, life-shaking story of our time. Everybody will be affected. Click HERE to read more."
"Oh, sorry, are you not subscribed? Guess we can't show you the news. Sucks to be you, loser."
Calamity Thursday.
26.02.2026 18:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wonder if dogs ever look at old photos, mistake other dogs for themselves, and think they've been reincarnated.
26.02.2026 07:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They gather their own ammo. 🤣
26.02.2026 06:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just got done with mine. 😂
26.02.2026 03:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kid Musk – The unholy, mutated, milk baby of Kid Rock and Elon Musk.
26.02.2026 03:47 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Everybody needs to listen to music more. 🫠
26.02.2026 02:24 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
My source code:
long existential post
bad pun
self-deprecating joke
shame apology
Seriously can't believe Polymarket, Kalshi, etc. are legal. It's like reductio ad absurdum for our economy. Disaster in plain sight.
26.02.2026 01:02 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
This churro will fix me.*
*make me fat