Joe Colacrai

Anyone else dissociating?
<rolls himself up in rug>

My Lucky Charms! My ghost marshmallows! 😄

Oops. Guess that old joke of a casino owner with the bad hair...y'know, the Enquirer skeez with the beauty pageant from the 80s that nobody took seriously...yeah, he needs more blood.

You'll have to go into government for that.

Thank you for visiting the Echoing Mountains. The cost is $10 per scream. No jumping allowed.

Bluesky wants me to have drafts? I can't manage that amount of power.

a close up of a woman 's face with a big smile Alt: a close up of a woman 's face with a big cry/smile.

"Smile like you mean it."

If three-and-a-half years after the fact, in your brand-new article, you still need to write: "X (formerly Twitter,) that means the name is still twitter. 🤣

I want a vampire to turn me, just so I can live long enough to slap the shit out of all the revisionist historians who are gonna try to make heroes out of these assholes.

If we elected a Magic 8-Ball President, we'd have a more consistent foreign policy.

One of the latest examples of how adding syllables to things can totally dupe us:
"King" vs. "Unitary Executive Theory."

I honestly don't think I've ever seen Trump this happy.

Muscled arms meme with "People who complain about Bluesky" above. Below, one arm reads "People who love Bluesky" while the other reads "People who hate Bluesky"

Spent most of today at band practice. Did we do any new, monumentally dumb shit while I was away? I'm scared to look.

A boots on the ground war?
MAGA first.

Rivers of Nihil bringing the Death Metal saxophone to The Regent! 🤘

Is it improper etiquette for me to respond "If we're all still alive by then." to events I've been invited to?

Note: If you're gonna dance to The Masochism Tango, it should hurt A LOT. It should not, however, serve as a replacement for your foreign policy.

"Imperialism for Dummies"
by: Dummies

"I ended six wars!"
"psss...psss...mr.president...psss..."
"STARTED! I mean I started six wars."

They should just go ahead and call these missions what they really want to call them:
"Operation Raging Hate-Boner"
"Operation Throbbing Pecker"
etc.

Well, well, well....look at what the "Peace President" has been up to.
So much peace, we simply can't stand it. Peace here, peace there, peace everywhere. Can't you feel it? He's gonna peace us all into oblivion, because he's a "peace" of shit.

Dragged a razor over my face.
Happy Friday.

Have we replaced "The Star-Spangled Banner" with "The Imperial March" yet?

"I don't wanna commit war crimes, but sometimes you have to."

And for hearing impaired, they just yell at you.

The Machine may only be raged against on the first Tuesday of every month (excluding July) for five minutes during your lunch hour. Offer available if you can show valid proof of employment. "Raging" includes shaking your fist in the air, muttering, and miming kicking a rock.

IKEA is a great place to witness the awkward hopefulness of new couples.

Rugged individualism for entrepreneurs.
Until you've caught the attention of richer people. Then it's "Buy me, daddy! Merge with me! Take me away from all this death!"

a cartoon skeleton with horns and the words until next time below him Alt: Skeletor runs away. The words "until next time" are below him.

Oh, you like Friday? Well, Friday all the time means you'd have to work every day.