Joe Colacrai

Girl, are you the dream warriors? Cuz, maybe tonight you'll be gone.

Petition to "spring ahead" during work hours.

Why haven't cereal characters gone political yet? I can definitely see Cap'n Crunch causing all kinds of trouble for the Trix rabbit.

splayed spines > sprayed edges

Given their level of hypocrisy, you can refute anything one of the cultists complain about by simply saying, "Actually, you don't care about any of that." and be confident you'd be able to pull up numerous examples of them supporting the exact opposite.

Thinking about the time one of my ex-bandmates posted "Don't forget your alphet." in the group-text. They meant "outfit." I was like, "Damn. You got ONE letter correct." My bassist and I laugh about it to this day. 🤣

A full cup of whipped cream with a shot of espresso splashed over the top. We must name this masterpiece.

Everybody has the urge to Google things when questions arise (usually about utterly trivial shit.) But sometimes I like to sit there and say, "It's a shame we'll never know." and take a long, loud sip of my coffee.

Set 50 years in the future, "Strangling Paw-Paw" is a tale of catharsis and coming of age, in which the protagonist, Blockenreport learns his grandfather was an ICE agent in the 2020s.

Believe it or not, I think I'm going Feta.

If you could only have one type of cheese for the rest of your life, what would you pick?

Happy weekend, everyone! A great way to celebrate is to do a deep dive on a band you like a few songs from. You never know. You might discover gold. 🙂

Sometimes it's great to be so old and out of touch you've never had to experience what a given celebrity is like.
Example: I've seen and read about that shit stain Andrew Tate for years. But I only heard his voice for the first time today, and all I've gotta say is: 😂
There's not an "L" big enough.

Did the cat write this?

Imagine having enough money to live life on your own terms.
Now imagine how many people in that position use it as an opportunity to keep other people down.
I just don't get it, man. 🤷

Happy Friday! We get one less hour of sleep this weekend, so plan accordingly.*
*planning accordingly may include leaving work an hour early today. 😉

Since she's not using it, can I have Kristi Noem's plane?

I'm just glad they used the correct number of "A"s.

a little girl wearing a white jacket with a red collar is sitting on a couch Alt: A little girl wearing a white jacket with a red collar is sitting on a couch making an "Oh, please" gesture and rolling her eyes.

"The goose that laid the golden egg."
Chickens:

The way these bomb-gooning psychopaths just traipsed us into war like it's peanuts is so respectful to vets and military families.

I dunno. I'm basically same as you. Stopped collecting comics around '93. Haven't kept up with the movies much. 🤷

Yeah, and it's better if he has real problems. He needs to figure out how to fix his costume, how many he should own, etc. They try to make everyone Batman now, so they can explain away the tech. But Spiderman's charm is that he's not a man of means. He's the everyman. 🙂

As a longtime Spiderman fan, I hated the way they retconned his costume into basically another Iron Man suit. A more believable Spidey would've stuck with the cheesy, hand-sewn one. IMO, his character is better if you have your professional superheroes flying around, then along comes this kid. 🕸

Really looking forward to seeing another of those stupid DHS ads, and when Kristi Noem says she's the Secretary, screaming, "No, you're not!" 😆

My cockatiel thinks my feet are birds. It made me look at them with new eyes. Now I think they kinda do look like birds. 😆

My eyes wandered over to a stray piece of paper that contains a bunch of possible character names I came up with a couple of years ago. One of them is really good, so I'm probably gonna use it now. What's the lesson? Keep all your garbage? 😆

Look, I'm happy that Blinky McFrozenFace is out at DHS, but let's not pretend that ToughGuy McChristoTaliban will be any better.

I have a strong, foundational moral compass, I can put together a well-reasoned argument, and I'm a decent to above-average writer. It's a shame I could never be a Supreme Court Justice, as my skills apparently don't line up with what it takes to get that job.

Happy World Book Day!
[advertisement for book will go here whenever I finish writing it.]

I was a latchkey kid. Been makin' mac & cheese for myself since I was nine, 😄

— the old man thought to himself as he read the instructions for the 8000th time.