@timmerjoe.bsky.social
GI Joe and toy reviewer on YouTube ! https://www.youtube.com/@HalftheBattleTimmer
New episode is up ! Toy hunting an Vintage Toys of the Universe 2025 ! I had a great time !
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzeZ...
Fuck you.
07.10.2025 21:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
New episode is up ! Toy hunting an Vintage Toys of the Universe 2025 ! I had a great time !
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzeZ...
Alien egg or pod from the movie "Alien".
You know what an Easter Egg is called in October ?
06.10.2025 19:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hang on, you guys don't call it "Castle" ?
06.10.2025 19:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0YES THANK YOU MR. SHADOWS, I AM AWARE !
05.10.2025 20:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Two Man Power Trip returns ! Well, mmmmostly, because say his name and he appears, I believe in OOC !
05.10.2025 19:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Considering your history of dressing up as characters... I wonder what to expect. : )
05.10.2025 16:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot of the Steam store that recommends Mortal Kombat 11 since you recently played Doki Doki Literature Club.
Go home Steam, you're drunk.
05.10.2025 12:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Good morning ! My legs have filed a formal protest regarding my activities of yesterday.
05.10.2025 07:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Makoto from Danganronpa sleeping at a school desk.
Yeah, as I expected, I'm pretty wiped out, so no Danganronpa stream today. But hey, I got like 40 new toys !
04.10.2025 16:14 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0And yes, I did just get back from the toy convention. Gonna film the loot I got and then get some food. Had a great time !
04.10.2025 14:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
New Saturday Shorty is up ! We take a look at "Mecha Police Car" a modern day ripoff off Transformers G1 Prowl that's got a few screws loose.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be-s...
Me, last night : "I'd better set the alarm for 7AM so I don't oversleep and can get ready for the con."
Me, at 6 AM this morning : "HELLO WORLD !"
I call this the Christmas Morning effect. Guess you don't outgrow that.
Ripley from Alien.
03.10.2025 18:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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A bouquet of flowers in a bucket.
Pronounce it however you want. RIP Patricia Routledge.
03.10.2025 10:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeeeaah, any more red flags and we'd have a full-blown China communist party conference here.
02.10.2025 20:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm in no position to tell any American what they should be doing. I'm just gonna say I love you guys and I'm gonna listen to some unrelated music now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Nt5...
Well, if you really want the original transformers, you need to get the Diaclone ones from Japan.
... Wait, we might be talking about different things here.
Pissing off your own military has historically always worked out *fantastically* for leaders everywhere.
02.10.2025 18:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Also, one of the characters in this game is called "Junko". Make of that what you will.
01.10.2025 20:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Damn. RIP Jane Goodall.
01.10.2025 19:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also, we'd need to get either you or Lee a Japanese schoolgirl outfit. (I'm happy to report there was like zero fetishization in the game that I could see, something I was dreading from the first screenshot.)
01.10.2025 18:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was actually temped to gift it to you guys in exchange for a Game Den, but yeah, that's too much for a Steam game just out of principle and I'm betting you'd need more than a month to make a video you'd be happy with anyway. Let's circle back to this in like 10 months.
01.10.2025 18:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Why yes I did wait till October 1st to check it out. I want spooky stuff every day this month.
01.10.2025 17:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Though why is it called Silent Hill ? When I google the name of the in-game town, the only thing that calls it Japanese for "Silent Hill" is the very trustworthy google A.I. overview, so I'm taking that with a mine of salt.
01.10.2025 17:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Silent Hill "WT" F. Didn't buy it because
A) I'm not paying 80 Euros for a video game
B) Even if I did, I'm not sure my computer could run it
C) Even if it could, I don't have the HD space for it.
So I watched Youtube vids instead and yeah, it has that SH mindfuckery we love. @cyborcat.bsky.social
Close-up of me in a skeleton mask with added top hat and red sunglasses.
AT LAST ! It is October !
01.10.2025 11:56 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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