Victoria

Remember your current body is someone’s dream body. Be kind to yourself, you’re doing great.

Now that the Diddy trial is done I’m bringing him back to court to answer for the dismantling of Danity Kane.

At one point this was the biggest news of the day. Today we have law makers getting assassinated as major news on a Saturday. Send us back!

Fuck…the divorces have started.

If I could make a living dissecting the lyrics of women rappers and assessing their applicability to the lives of high achieving women in corporate America I would quit the law so fast.

Girl when you find that, let me know if they’re hiring

Asking good questions is an underrated skill.

Haven’t been to Target in weeks. It was hard in the beginning but now that I’ve switched my household shopping to Wegmans my addiction has subsided. They did me a favor by being despicable.

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Comcast internet outrage at the heart of literally everyone’s work from home day.

Starting my WSET level 1 award in wine this on the 31st. Do not let me become a wine expert because y’all will be sick of me.

Sorry I couldn’t hear you. I’m busy learning about the level of tannins in my favorite wines. Please rally your own brother and sisters to action.

Saying “oh we were going to fight this injustice but other firms are stealing our clients so we decided against it” is crazy

Chat GPT wrote this

Hilarious that the optometrist thinks I wash my hands before taking my contacts out. I am fighting for my life in bed when take out my contacts thank you very much.

I’m so glad I’m no longer at a law firm.

Thanks girllll!!

Me n my boo take 🔥 pics together.

Smh I hate when ppl mind business that isn’t yours. How did you respond to this?

What’s the clean up effort for these four years going to look like?

I live near the parade route and it’s spooky how little traffic there is in the neighborhoods because of all the barricades.

Geek Girl is a good show yall. It starts off weird but gets good.

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There are just as many ways to do something as there are people doing that thing. Be you!

Lol, which will require me to listen to the album. Have not done that yet 😂😂

This is the second time I’ve seen a skeet like this from you. How can I help make this happen? I need you happy.

How exactly does one boycott Google? Target has been hard enough

I feel like my salary isn’t going as far as it used to.

Cowboy Carter will be the first Beyonce tour I won’t be attending since she went solo. Never thought I’d see the day.