Snarky McBullhorn

And we love you for showing it 😊

Tell me you got turned down by your middle-school crush without telling me you got turned down by your middle-school crush.

Good boy 😊

Yes, ma'am!

Not that I'm ignoring the main event, but is that a Sierpinski Triangle on your left middle finger?

I do not condone what happened to Charlie Kirk, but neither do I lament. Hundreds of lives have been cut short by similar circumstance, for which lip service was paid while nothing was done. Those who care about him will mourn, but Kirk's death should be nothing more than another statistic.

As you wish 😍

Meowww <3

The country's taxes must be fixed, and I know what to do with it. If you think you're paying too much now, just wait 'til I get through with it! . . . Any chance we could swap in Rufus T Firefly?

Of course you're the type of person who would do this 😊😍

Spank and fuck

Beep-boop-bip, I pleasure your tip

An old castle with a dead tree in the foreground, and the words, "Let's sword fight in an abandoned castle and then make out."

Can confirm how hot this scene is 🥵

Not long enough to be satisfactory at first, but after that first shot's outta the chamber... 😈

47 is kinda like the anti-Delboy 😄 All the scheming with none of the charm

Fancy like a caviar chandelier 🥵

Ta, and same to ya, ya cheeky lil' sod 😘

Seconded 😊

I'd go so far as to say it doesn't require anything under it 😉

Yes! Singing three-part harmony the whole time 😁

Loved ya on "Have I Got News For You" 😁

Breathe deep, Goddess 😊

Correct.

His left one was real

(sigh) Why is it never three kobolds?

Better now for seeing this 😍

The goodest girl 😁

Virginia skeezers: Got an email at work today from the DHRM about fraudulent text messages claiming to be from the DMV. The DMV will not text you about fines or suspensions, or requesting financial data.

Heads up, y'all, and brush up on techniques for spotting scams.