Candy | Slime Goblin Vtuber

15 year anniversary with my partner

We're eating Chinese food and she's watching me playing the new resident evil

We stay winning

It'll be so funny when Pombon turns into another bipedal furry

''Ermmm it's unprofessional to talk about ''politics'', you'll lose followers!''

Oh shit my bad, here let me say this instead-
Fuck ICE
Fuck MAGA
Free Palestine
Trans rights
Black lives matter

I could give two fucks if people unfollow, i'm not here to surround myself by bigots.

straight doinkin it

bruh 💀
well at least it's working now

Have you flushed dns?

Is it giving you a reason or just straight up not connecting?

CandyManCriminal - Twitch Hallo! I'm CandyManCriminal Your friendly neighborhood perpetually exhausted chaos gooblin! I like a wide variety of games, and sometimes I program on stream! Come on in and join the slimy chaos!

We're heading back into the OoT+MM randomizer on day 16 of the fundathon!
Will today be the last???
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I've been saying for *years* we should send them into space

But without a ship

Starting next week I'm going to try to stream consistently again, with a reduced schedule

We should assemble a team for this lmao

Post from Fortnite Underground: "We can exclusively reveal that Epic Games is in the process of integrating Generative AI tools into the development of new #Fortnite cosmetics." Embed picture: "Fortnite Underground can reveal that Epic Games is in the process of integrating generative AI tools into the development of new cosmetics, a move which has upset some - if not most - of the games' developers. The extent of the integration is unknown. It is said that this will enable Epic to deliver more Outfits and collaborations to thw players than we've seen in previous years - an excuse that is unlikely to satisfy the growing crowd of players who feel the game is already adding too many.

With Epic Games acquiring a new GenAI company to speed up their cosmetic developments, the best time to boycott Fortnite is ALSO now.

I was gunna stream yesterday, but then I had a lil crash out in the over thinking chamber followed by a pain spike 😩

being neurodivergent is obviously Hard but whats extra stinky is being able to not ever full grasp how close you are to people vs how close they feel to u its a NIGHTMAREEEEE

SO. FUCKING. REAL.

A sign that says "70 years of goodness" but the 'dness' of 'goodness' is unlit so it looks like 70 YEARS OF GOO

70 YEARS OF GOO

Oh hell yes

Have you ever become hyper aware of your own skeleton???

Me, moving 5 pixels: "This looks incredibly different and better... and no one will notice but me" 🤣

I hate when devs wanna make a quality game instead of just slinging barely playable slop as quickly as possible, how dare

Me: "I'll just do a lil stream today"
Also me: streams 8 hours

Twitch Twitch is the world

I've once again survived ordeals
And I'm back to streaming!

HOPEFULLY SOMEWHAT CONSISTENTLY, PLS :weary:

There's still fund to thon, and there's Zelda to play!
It's OoT/MM RANDOMIZER TIME!
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"Don't they know, it's the end of the world, it ended when you said 'Goodbye" End of the world by Skeeter Davis

" No, I can't understand
How life goes on the way it does "

[ #doodles #outerspace #endoftheworld ]

goals

I know what I'm about :)

Fish are ignorant of my existence, I'm scared of women

What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

Should be able to stream again in the next few days 😩

The universe does not want me to be able to stream 😩

(I'm getting sick again)

HAPP BORF, RUDOLPH