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Candy | Slime Goblin Vtuber

@candymancriminal.bsky.social

Your friendly neighborhood perpetually exhausted chaos gooblin Pixel Artist, Programmer, Pain-haver Progenitor of Bopp Bipp He/They 🔗: https://candygooblin.carrd.co

389 Followers  |  250 Following  |  913 Posts  |  Joined: 04.08.2023
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SOLD

04.03.2026 22:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pinchy

04.03.2026 20:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Join the The Gooblin Grotto Discord Server! Check out the The Gooblin Grotto community on Discord - hang out with 62 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

I've created a channel in my discord for the monster smash tier list, head there for submissions!

discord.gg/2A5Ev9d6yN

04.03.2026 06:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I often sleep with a wrist brace on because of exactly this 😩

03.03.2026 21:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Twitch Twitch is the world

Day 17 of the fundathon! only $30 from the last goal with just under 6 hours left!
Time to head back into the OoT+MM randomizer and see what I can find!
www.twitch.tv/candymancrim...

02.03.2026 19:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

15 year anniversary with my partner

We're eating Chinese food and she's watching me playing the new resident evil

We stay winning

28.02.2026 00:50 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It'll be so funny when Pombon turns into another bipedal furry

27.02.2026 21:12 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

''Ermmm it's unprofessional to talk about ''politics'', you'll lose followers!''

Oh shit my bad, here let me say this instead-
Fuck ICE
Fuck MAGA
Free Palestine
Trans rights
Black lives matter

I could give two fucks if people unfollow, i'm not here to surround myself by bigots.

25.02.2026 15:54 — 👍 7188    🔁 2872    💬 97    📌 49

straight doinkin it

26.02.2026 21:59 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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bruh 💀
well at least it's working now

25.02.2026 23:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have you flushed dns?

25.02.2026 22:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is it giving you a reason or just straight up not connecting?

25.02.2026 22:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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CandyManCriminal - Twitch Hallo! I'm CandyManCriminal Your friendly neighborhood perpetually exhausted chaos gooblin! I like a wide variety of games, and sometimes I program on stream! Come on in and join the slimy chaos!

We're heading back into the OoT+MM randomizer on day 16 of the fundathon!
Will today be the last???
www.twitch.tv/candymancrim...

23.02.2026 19:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've been saying for *years* we should send them into space

But without a ship

22.02.2026 01:37 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Starting next week I'm going to try to stream consistently again, with a reduced schedule

21.02.2026 19:50 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

We should assemble a team for this lmao

21.02.2026 00:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post from Fortnite Underground: 
"We can exclusively reveal that Epic Games is in the process of integrating Generative AI tools into the development of new #Fortnite cosmetics."

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"Fortnite Underground can reveal that Epic Games is in the process of integrating generative AI tools into the development of new cosmetics, a move which has upset some - if not most - of the games' developers. The extent of the integration is unknown. It is said that this will enable Epic to deliver more Outfits and collaborations to thw players than we've seen in previous years - an excuse that is unlikely to satisfy the growing crowd of players who feel the game is already adding too many.

Post from Fortnite Underground: "We can exclusively reveal that Epic Games is in the process of integrating Generative AI tools into the development of new #Fortnite cosmetics." Embed picture: "Fortnite Underground can reveal that Epic Games is in the process of integrating generative AI tools into the development of new cosmetics, a move which has upset some - if not most - of the games' developers. The extent of the integration is unknown. It is said that this will enable Epic to deliver more Outfits and collaborations to thw players than we've seen in previous years - an excuse that is unlikely to satisfy the growing crowd of players who feel the game is already adding too many.

With Epic Games acquiring a new GenAI company to speed up their cosmetic developments, the best time to boycott Fortnite is ALSO now.

18.02.2026 23:49 — 👍 1059    🔁 776    💬 26    📌 88

I was gunna stream yesterday, but then I had a lil crash out in the over thinking chamber followed by a pain spike 😩

19.02.2026 16:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

being neurodivergent is obviously Hard but whats extra stinky is being able to not ever full grasp how close you are to people vs how close they feel to u its a NIGHTMAREEEEE

19.02.2026 03:00 — 👍 372    🔁 147    💬 14    📌 17

SO. FUCKING. REAL.

19.02.2026 04:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A sign that says "70 years of goodness" but the 'dness' of 'goodness' is unlit so it looks like 70 YEARS OF GOO

A sign that says "70 years of goodness" but the 'dness' of 'goodness' is unlit so it looks like 70 YEARS OF GOO

70 YEARS OF GOO

Oh hell yes

18.02.2026 22:57 — 👍 1216    🔁 380    💬 12    📌 16

Have you ever become hyper aware of your own skeleton???

19.02.2026 01:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me, moving 5 pixels: "This looks incredibly different and better... and no one will notice but me" 🤣

19.02.2026 00:22 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hate when devs wanna make a quality game instead of just slinging barely playable slop as quickly as possible, how dare

18.02.2026 20:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Me: "I'll just do a lil stream today"
Also me: streams 8 hours

17.02.2026 04:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Twitch Twitch is the world

I've once again survived ordeals
And I'm back to streaming!

HOPEFULLY SOMEWHAT CONSISTENTLY, PLS :weary:

There's still fund to thon, and there's Zelda to play!
It's OoT/MM RANDOMIZER TIME!
www.twitch.tv/candymancrim...

16.02.2026 19:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
"Don't they know, it's the end of the world, it ended when you said 'Goodbye" 
End of the world by Skeeter Davis

"Don't they know, it's the end of the world, it ended when you said 'Goodbye" End of the world by Skeeter Davis

" No, I can't understand
How life goes on the way it does "

[ #doodles #outerspace #endoftheworld ]

15.02.2026 21:41 — 👍 14    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

goals

15.02.2026 07:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know what I'm about :)

14.02.2026 07:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0