Just Some Guy

Just Some Guy

@themosersaurus.bsky.social

Dog Dad. Dudeist Priest. Aspie. Vet. Gamer. Pro-science. Pro-Freedom. Pro-Choice. Pro-Love. Anti-doing the dishes DM at your own risk.

13,038 Followers 7,095 Following 3,833 Posts Joined Nov 2024
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a man is crying and saying i will keep myself hearty until freedom is opportunity . Alt: a man is crying and saying i will keep myself hearty until freedom is opportunity .

I was having a good day and so, as one does, I decided on a whim to ruin it by watching 12 Years A Slave.

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3 hours ago
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a close up of a gray and white cat looking up Alt: a close up of a gray and white cat looking up

Literally watched the price at my gas station change from $4.59 to $4.69 while turning onto my street.

I owe every single knuckle-dragging MAGA chucklefuck a hearty throat punch.

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13 hours ago

Buster vibes.

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2 days ago
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a man with a beard is standing in a dark room with the words good morning morbidie above him Alt: a man with a beard is standing in a dark room with the words good morning morbidie above him

Morbid curiosity got the better of me and now I’m watching Morbius, and yeah. It’s a monstrosity.

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3 days ago
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a person is riding a red motorcycle with africanrabbit written on the bottom right ALT: a person is riding a red motorcycle with africanrabbit written on the bottom right

Watching TRON: Ares and the best thing about it was the trailer. Even the vaunted IRL light cycle chase was about as exciting as trimming my fingernails.

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4 days ago
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a man and a woman are standing next to each other and looking at a statue of a face . ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and looking at a statue of a face .

The Abyss is James Cameron’s worst movie.

Discuss.

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4 days ago
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a man wearing a white shirt and tie smiles in front of a window Alt: a man wearing a white shirt and tie smiles in front of a window

Guess who got promoted one week into the new job?

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4 days ago
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a man in a red jacket is making a surprised face and saying whoa . Alt: a man in a red jacket is making a surprised face and saying whoa .

Hot take: Trumpstein is deliberately trying to cause a global depression so that the Epstein class can buy up properties and debt for pennies on the dollar and implement indentured servitude.

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5 days ago
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a man in a suit and tie is holding a microphone and saying can i get an amen ! Alt: a man in a suit and tie is holding a microphone and saying can i get an amen !

I’m not religious, but if any Christian churches start a “Pray the MAGA Away” program, I might show up for a service or two.

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5 days ago
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a cartoon of winnie the pooh with a butterfly on his nose Alt: a cartoon of winnie the pooh with a butterfly on his nose

One great thing about my new job is that I don’t have to adjust my schedule by an hour thanks to daylight savings like I had to at previous jobs since I’ve lived here.

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6 days ago
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a kitten is sleeping on a bed with its eyes closed and its paws around its neck . Alt: a kitten is sleeping on a bed with its eyes closed and its paws around its neck .

I just had an epic nap. ‘‘Twas great.

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6 days ago

I can’t wait to see to see this piece of filth hang.

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1 week ago
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a man with a mustache is wearing a striped shirt and a tie Alt: a man with a mustache is wearing a striped shirt and a tie

This new job is kicking my ass, but in a good way.

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1 week ago
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a cartoon man is smiling and says `` it 's all coming together . '' Alt: a cartoon man is smiling and says `` it 's all coming together . ''

Crushing it at my new job so much that my bosses are taking me to dinner.

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1 week ago

Unless Trumplestiltskin is giving Noem the Cricket treatment, and I mean that literally, I don’t care.

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1 week ago
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Luna got jealous that I was giving Callie gentle pets.

It’s also hard to bluep only using my non-dominant hand.

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1 week ago
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a picture of donald trump with the words i did that Alt: a picture of donald trump with the words i did that

Gas at my station has gone up $0.15/gal since this morning, up $0.40/gal since Monday morning.

Thanks, MAGA.

Fuckwits.

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1 week ago
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a close up of a bird walking on a sandy surface . Alt: a close up of a bird walking on a sandy surface .

I’m at a site for work and saw a roadrunner in the parking lot.
Have I ever mentioned how much I love living here?

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1 week ago
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a man wearing sunglasses and headphones with the word gallows above him Alt: a man wearing sunglasses and headphones with the word gallows above him
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1 week ago
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a dog laying down with its mouth open and teeth visible Alt: a dog laying down with its mouth open and teeth visible

Me this morning.

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1 week ago
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a man in a yellow uniform is standing in a room and saying `` as you were . '' Alt: a man in a yellow uniform is standing in a room and saying `` as you were . ''

It is Taco Tuesday.

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1 week ago
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‘Evil Dead’ Icon Bruce Campbell Reveals Cancer Diagnosis, Cancels Future Fan Events Bruce Campbell revealed Monday that he has been diagnosed with an incurable but "treatable" cancer.

Ahhh fuck. I got to meet His Grooviness once, and out of all the celebrities I’ve encountered, he’s the only one I got starstruck over.

ca.news.yahoo.com/evil-dead-ic...

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1 week ago
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a man in a white tank top and black shorts is holding a fireball in his hand . Alt: a man in a white tank top and black shorts is holding a fireball in his hand .

First day on the new job was good, but I wish they’d given me, a pasty-ass white guy, a head’s up that I’d be out in the sun all day.

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1 week ago
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a close up of a man 's face with the word everyone written in red Alt: a close up of a man 's face with the word everyone written in red

I had to explain to a person how the following two things can be simultaneously true:
1. Iran is desperately in need of regime change and getting rid of the theocracy is a great thing; and
2. How Trumplestiltskin & Co. are going about it is completely ass-backwards, wrong, and bad for EVERYONE.

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1 week ago

Dead servicemembers. Fighters getting shot out of the sky by friendly fire. Girls schools getting bombed. I wish I could say I was unpleasantly surprised by any of this, but look at the morons we have in charge of this bullshit.
I am so glad I’m not in the military right now.

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1 week ago
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Working Man YouTube video by Rush - Topic

I start my new job today. Wish me (and my pups) luck. They’re used to me working from home.

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1 week ago
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a man in a military uniform is holding a newspaper that says hawkins shane black Alt: a man in a military uniform is holding a newspaper that says hawkins shane black

The Predator is one of the very few movies I’ve seen where I left the theater pissed off.
You’d think Shane Black of all people would’ve done a better job with it.

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1 week ago
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a close up of a predator with the word exactly written on it Alt: a close up of a predator with the word exactly written on it

The best thing about the movie Predators is that it was so bad and did so badly that we were fortunately spared of any further attempts to make Adrien Brody an action star.

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1 week ago
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a man sitting at a desk with the words good day sir written below him Alt: a man sitting at a desk with the words good day sir written below him

Anti-Kamal super lefties, probably: “She would’ve bombed Iran sooner! She would’ve bombed Gaza! She would’ve bombed Lebanon! She would’ve bombed the Vatican! She would’ve bombed the East Wing! She would’ve bombed…”

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1 week ago
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an older woman in a pink jacket says i love you Alt: an older woman in a pink jacket says i love you

I’m almost 43, and I talk to my only surviving grandparent every weekend. It’s always a highlight of my week, and I feel incredibly fortunate to be able to do so. Not many people my age still have grandparents around.

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