I was having a good day and so, as one does, I decided on a whim to ruin it by watching 12 Years A Slave.
Literally watched the price at my gas station change from $4.59 to $4.69 while turning onto my street.
I owe every single knuckle-dragging MAGA chucklefuck a hearty throat punch.
Buster vibes.
Morbid curiosity got the better of me and now I’m watching Morbius, and yeah. It’s a monstrosity.
Watching TRON: Ares and the best thing about it was the trailer. Even the vaunted IRL light cycle chase was about as exciting as trimming my fingernails.
Hot take: Trumpstein is deliberately trying to cause a global depression so that the Epstein class can buy up properties and debt for pennies on the dollar and implement indentured servitude.
I’m not religious, but if any Christian churches start a “Pray the MAGA Away” program, I might show up for a service or two.
One great thing about my new job is that I don’t have to adjust my schedule by an hour thanks to daylight savings like I had to at previous jobs since I’ve lived here.
I can’t wait to see to see this piece of filth hang.
Unless Trumplestiltskin is giving Noem the Cricket treatment, and I mean that literally, I don’t care.
Luna got jealous that I was giving Callie gentle pets.
It’s also hard to bluep only using my non-dominant hand.
Gas at my station has gone up $0.15/gal since this morning, up $0.40/gal since Monday morning.
Thanks, MAGA.
Fuckwits.
I’m at a site for work and saw a roadrunner in the parking lot.
Have I ever mentioned how much I love living here?
Ahhh fuck. I got to meet His Grooviness once, and out of all the celebrities I’ve encountered, he’s the only one I got starstruck over.
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First day on the new job was good, but I wish they’d given me, a pasty-ass white guy, a head’s up that I’d be out in the sun all day.
I had to explain to a person how the following two things can be simultaneously true:
1. Iran is desperately in need of regime change and getting rid of the theocracy is a great thing; and
2. How Trumplestiltskin & Co. are going about it is completely ass-backwards, wrong, and bad for EVERYONE.
Dead servicemembers. Fighters getting shot out of the sky by friendly fire. Girls schools getting bombed. I wish I could say I was unpleasantly surprised by any of this, but look at the morons we have in charge of this bullshit.
I am so glad I’m not in the military right now.
I start my new job today. Wish me (and my pups) luck. They’re used to me working from home.
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The Predator is one of the very few movies I’ve seen where I left the theater pissed off.
You’d think Shane Black of all people would’ve done a better job with it.
The best thing about the movie Predators is that it was so bad and did so badly that we were fortunately spared of any further attempts to make Adrien Brody an action star.
Anti-Kamal super lefties, probably: “She would’ve bombed Iran sooner! She would’ve bombed Gaza! She would’ve bombed Lebanon! She would’ve bombed the Vatican! She would’ve bombed the East Wing! She would’ve bombed…”