Annie Craton (@anniezard) — Bluesky Profile

2 days ago

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

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1 week ago

happy 20th anniversary to My Immortal. flip off a prep

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1 week ago

Crude drawing of the new generation 10 Pokémon starter pombon, a little orange pomeranian, with silly imagined evolutions. The middle evolution pombon has the same sized body but more fluff, the final evolution has the same sized body, EVEN more fluff and angry eyebrows

evolution just brings pombon further from the groomers

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1 week ago

oh sick the official art is out already too. They look fantastic

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1 week ago

Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog

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1 week ago

A screenshot from the Verge: “Nintendo’s making a mini Game Boy music player.Sure, you can just pull up digital versions of the Junichi Masuda’s music from Pokémon Red and Blue. Or you can pick up one of the new Game Boy-inspired music players Nintendo is releasing along with 45 different cartridges that seem to play one song each.”

A picture of the Tiger electronics Hit Clips with a clip of N*SYNC

Milhouse holding up pogs to Bart Simpson. Text has been altered to say “Remember Hit Clips? They’re back, in Pokemon form.”

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3 weeks ago

... and this is how, in two panels, @danschkade.bsky.social makes a 90-plus-year-old character who started as a paper-thin racist stereotype more terrifying and menacing than he's ever been.

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1 month ago

some terrible little squiggly cartoon drawings of miles o'brien from star trek. his face is really really really tiny on a big head for no reason other than it's funny to draw him that way.

drew some o'briens #art #trek

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1 month ago

Everyone: Farideh, please do not make any more deals with literal demons.
Farideh: I swear I will never do that, I have learned my lesson.
[Farideh faces literally any minor inconvenience]
Farideh: [Wracked with sorrow] I must unfortunately make another deal with a demon.

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1 month ago

Oh my god digimon adventures Butterfly started playing and im so high what the hell am I gonna do with all these feelings

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1 month ago

Oh cool I might finally be able to share the one I worked on???

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1 month ago

Kermit the frog sitting on a log surrounded by flowers
Text:
"what radicalised you?"
empathy bro,
literally just wanting people
to be treated like human beings

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1 month ago

Oh this RULES

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1 month ago

Sterkona is my PC from one of the best DnD campaigns I’ve ever had the pleasure to be a part of. Please come listen to my tale of my perfect Herbo, the Largest Possible Wife

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1 month ago

Man ponders if he is still a good person if helping others benefits him. The universe answers and tells him: 'Be kind, I don't care why'

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1 month ago

Art by • Clyde Caldwell

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1 month ago

A digital painting of an ice cube, followed by several hands closed over each other with water pouring from them. Bold text on the art reads: "ICE MELTS".

so don't get too comfortable.

#art

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1 month ago

Haven't seen it, but it bears pre-emption: we don't need to see screenshots of professional liars justifying this shit. It's pointless static and doesn't matter. We know what happened and what's happening, and they have zero interest in the truth. Waste of everyone's time.

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1 month ago

Thousands of protesters shut down parts of Minneapolis and St. Paul on Friday as hundreds of businesses closed their doors. David Guttenfelder/The New York Times

genuinely stunning image

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5 months ago

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

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1 month ago

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1 month ago

Woke up cranky today, limited my social media usage, got myself coffee and a pastry, and later made soup full of veggies for dinner and did some yoga while it simmered and ate it with buttered toast. Vibes slowly restoring.

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1 month ago

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1 month ago

Text: Dragon Sanctuary Update
Image: Crisoul taking Dean by the hand

Update:
Dragon Sanctuary page 436 is up!
#dragonsanct
Shares + Comments Appreciated!

Links:
New Page: dragonsanctuarycomic.com/ds-comic/pag...
Main Site: dragonsanctuarycomic.com
Patreon: patreon.com/shannonmanor

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1 month ago

‘SINNERS’ has broken history as the MOST-NOMINATED FILM OF ALL TIME at the Oscars with 16 nominations

See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26

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1 month ago

A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights

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1 month ago

Meme of guy on bus looking out of window, but edited so the Yes Ha Ha Ha Sicko is driving the bus. All the passengers are sad. The Musicology Duck icon is in the back row

bus saga

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1 month ago

Definitely check out this thread, very important vibe check

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1 month ago

Say hello to our little ball of cuteness! A rare southern three-banded armadillo pup was recently born to proud parents Vespa & Scooter. At just two months old, this tiny newcomer marks only the second healthy armadillo pup born at the Zoo in our 121-year history, making this arrival extra special!

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3 months ago

I can make children read again

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