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Annie Craton

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(she/her) My whole brand is getting loud and excited about the dumbest stuff while on mic. Like Mary Worth. Do you know about Wilbur Weston? ๐ŸŽ™๏ธPodcasts & Screaming๐ŸŽ™๏ธ at www.crookedrussiancam.horse

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Crude drawing of the new generation 10 Pokรฉmon starter pombon, a little orange pomeranian, with silly imagined evolutions. The middle evolution pombon has the same sized body but more fluff, the final evolution has the same sized body, EVEN more fluff and angry eyebrows

Crude drawing of the new generation 10 Pokรฉmon starter pombon, a little orange pomeranian, with silly imagined evolutions. The middle evolution pombon has the same sized body but more fluff, the final evolution has the same sized body, EVEN more fluff and angry eyebrows

evolution just brings pombon further from the groomers

27.02.2026 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2375    ๐Ÿ” 559    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
pombon official art

pombon official art

browt  official art

browt official art

gecqua  official art

gecqua official art

oh sick the official art is out already too. They look fantastic

27.02.2026 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 857    ๐Ÿ” 195    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39

Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog

27.02.2026 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A screenshot from the Verge: โ€œNintendoโ€™s making a mini Game Boy music player.Sure, you can just pull up digital versions of the Junichi Masudaโ€™s music from Pokรฉmon Red and Blue. Or you can pick up one of the new Game Boy-inspired music players Nintendo is releasing along with 45 different cartridges that seem to play one song each.โ€

A screenshot from the Verge: โ€œNintendoโ€™s making a mini Game Boy music player.Sure, you can just pull up digital versions of the Junichi Masudaโ€™s music from Pokรฉmon Red and Blue. Or you can pick up one of the new Game Boy-inspired music players Nintendo is releasing along with 45 different cartridges that seem to play one song each.โ€

A picture of the Tiger electronics Hit Clips with a clip of N*SYNC

A picture of the Tiger electronics Hit Clips with a clip of N*SYNC

Milhouse holding up pogs to Bart Simpson. Text has been altered to say โ€œRemember Hit Clips? Theyโ€™re back, in Pokemon form.โ€

Milhouse holding up pogs to Bart Simpson. Text has been altered to say โ€œRemember Hit Clips? Theyโ€™re back, in Pokemon form.โ€

27.02.2026 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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... and this is how, in two panels, @danschkade.bsky.social makes a 90-plus-year-old character who started as a paper-thin racist stereotype more terrifying and menacing than he's ever been.

20.02.2026 03:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
some terrible little squiggly cartoon drawings of miles o'brien from star trek. his face is really really really tiny on a big head for no reason other than it's funny to draw him that way.

some terrible little squiggly cartoon drawings of miles o'brien from star trek. his face is really really really tiny on a big head for no reason other than it's funny to draw him that way.

drew some o'briens #art #trek

06.02.2026 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1367    ๐Ÿ” 264    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Everyone: Farideh, please do not make any more deals with literal demons.
Farideh: I swear I will never do that, I have learned my lesson.
[Farideh faces literally any minor inconvenience]
Farideh: [Wracked with sorrow] I must unfortunately make another deal with a demon.

05.02.2026 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh my god digimon adventures Butterfly started playing and im so high what the hell am I gonna do with all these feelings

02.02.2026 07:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1813    ๐Ÿ” 422    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Oh cool I might finally be able to share the one I worked on???

27.01.2026 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 81    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Kermit the frog sitting on a log surrounded by flowers 
Text:
"what radicalised you?"
empathy bro,
literally just wanting people
to be treated like human beings

Kermit the frog sitting on a log surrounded by flowers Text: "what radicalised you?" empathy bro, literally just wanting people to be treated like human beings

25.01.2026 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13100    ๐Ÿ” 5371    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 58

Oh this RULES

27.01.2026 06:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sterkona is my PC from one of the best DnD campaigns Iโ€™ve ever had the pleasure to be a part of. Please come listen to my tale of my perfect Herbo, the Largest Possible Wife

27.01.2026 06:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Man ponders if he is still a good person if helping others benefits him. The universe answers and tells him: 'Be kind, I don't care why'

Man ponders if he is still a good person if helping others benefits him. The universe answers and tells him: 'Be kind, I don't care why'

26.01.2026 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14393    ๐Ÿ” 4882    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 65    ๐Ÿ“Œ 75
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Art by โ€ข Clyde Caldwell

22.01.2026 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 312    ๐Ÿ” 75    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
A digital painting of an ice cube, followed by several hands closed over each other with water pouring from them. Bold text on the art reads: "ICE MELTS".

A digital painting of an ice cube, followed by several hands closed over each other with water pouring from them. Bold text on the art reads: "ICE MELTS".

so don't get too comfortable.

#art

24.01.2026 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22255    ๐Ÿ” 8500    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

Haven't seen it, but it bears pre-emption: we don't need to see screenshots of professional liars justifying this shit. It's pointless static and doesn't matter. We know what happened and what's happening, and they have zero interest in the truth. Waste of everyone's time.

24.01.2026 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 217    ๐Ÿ” 47    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Thousands of protesters shut down parts of Minneapolis and St. Paul on Friday as hundreds of businesses closed their doors. David Guttenfelder/The New York Times

Thousands of protesters shut down parts of Minneapolis and St. Paul on Friday as hundreds of businesses closed their doors. David Guttenfelder/The New York Times

genuinely stunning image

24.01.2026 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31572    ๐Ÿ” 7298    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 362    ๐Ÿ“Œ 346

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

06.10.2025 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10896    ๐Ÿ” 3085    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40
Red headed kid with bangs

Red headed kid with bangs

Red headed old lady with bangs

Red headed old lady with bangs

Red headed kid with bangs

Red headed kid with bangs

Red headed lady with bangs

Red headed lady with bangs

23.01.2026 04:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 201    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Woke up cranky today, limited my social media usage, got myself coffee and a pastry, and later made soup full of veggies for dinner and did some yoga while it simmered and ate it with buttered toast. Vibes slowly restoring.

23.01.2026 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
22.01.2026 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 140    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Text: Dragon Sanctuary Update
Image: Crisoul taking Dean by the hand

Text: Dragon Sanctuary Update Image: Crisoul taking Dean by the hand

Update:
Dragon Sanctuary page 436 is up!
#dragonsanct
Shares + Comments Appreciated!

Links:
New Page: dragonsanctuarycomic.com/ds-comic/pag...
Main Site: dragonsanctuarycomic.com
Patreon: patreon.com/shannonmanor

22.01.2026 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€˜SINNERSโ€™ has broken history as the MOST-NOMINATED FILM OF ALL TIME at the Oscars with 16 nominations

See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26

22.01.2026 13:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7671    ๐Ÿ” 2198    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 193    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1088
A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights

20.01.2026 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7523    ๐Ÿ” 3366    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 99    ๐Ÿ“Œ 214
Meme of guy on bus looking out of window, but edited so the Yes Ha Ha Ha Sicko is driving the bus. All the passengers are sad. The Musicology Duck icon is in the back row

Meme of guy on bus looking out of window, but edited so the Yes Ha Ha Ha Sicko is driving the bus. All the passengers are sad. The Musicology Duck icon is in the back row

bus saga

21.01.2026 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4175    ๐Ÿ” 1063    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31

Definitely check out this thread, very important vibe check

22.01.2026 05:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Say hello to our little ball of cuteness! A rare southern three-banded armadillo pup was recently born to proud parents Vespa & Scooter. At just two months old, this tiny newcomer marks only the second healthy armadillo pup born at the Zoo in our 121-year history, making this arrival extra special!

21.01.2026 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 463    ๐Ÿ” 153    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

I can make children read again

29.11.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1095    ๐Ÿ” 323    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

I paid for Tweetdelete after downloading my archive a few years back. Takes a little while to run, but worked really well! Worth the month I signed up for.

22.01.2026 05:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a comic titled โ€œwhat would it be like if Jesus came back today?โ€ The first panel shows Jesus standing on a bombed-out street. Several drones are flying into the distance. Jesu says, โ€œdo unto others as you would have them dโ€ the text is partially obscured by an american bomb. the remaining panels are blank.

a comic titled โ€œwhat would it be like if Jesus came back today?โ€ The first panel shows Jesus standing on a bombed-out street. Several drones are flying into the distance. Jesu says, โ€œdo unto others as you would have them dโ€ the text is partially obscured by an american bomb. the remaining panels are blank.

a comic titled โ€œwhat would it be like if Jesus came back today?โ€ The text โ€œโ€” and he was born Americanโ€ is added in red. In the first panel, Jesus with a hamburger is standing on a city street. He says, โ€œdo unto others as you would have them do unt-โ€œ he is cut off as four operatives with guns and mismatched tactical gear tackle him. One tells, โ€œDOWN ON THe GROUND ASSHOLE!!!โ€ A drone circled overhead and an unmarked van pulls up. โ€œSTOP RESISTINGโ€ one of the masked men yells at Jesu who is already on the ground with his hands behind his back. More men, drones, and vans arrive. Finally, the scene is mostly obscured by vans and masked men jumping out of them. From back where Jesu was being held, multiple gunshots ring out.

a comic titled โ€œwhat would it be like if Jesus came back today?โ€ The text โ€œโ€” and he was born Americanโ€ is added in red. In the first panel, Jesus with a hamburger is standing on a city street. He says, โ€œdo unto others as you would have them do unt-โ€œ he is cut off as four operatives with guns and mismatched tactical gear tackle him. One tells, โ€œDOWN ON THe GROUND ASSHOLE!!!โ€ A drone circled overhead and an unmarked van pulls up. โ€œSTOP RESISTINGโ€ one of the masked men yells at Jesu who is already on the ground with his hands behind his back. More men, drones, and vans arrive. Finally, the scene is mostly obscured by vans and masked men jumping out of them. From back where Jesu was being held, multiple gunshots ring out.

a comic titled โ€œwhat would it be like if Jesus came back today?โ€ The text โ€œโ€” and he was born AS A WHITE Americanโ€ is added in red. Jesu stands on the city street with a burger. โ€œDo untoโ€” uhโ€”โ€œ he says. He sits on the burb and eats th burger hurriedly. โ€œShit, need to finish this before my next shift.โ€ he also has a cigarette and is distracted looking at an assortment of things on his phone. He gets up and heads inside the building. โ€œI shouldnโ€™t have bought that burger now how am I going to pay rentโ€

a comic titled โ€œwhat would it be like if Jesus came back today?โ€ The text โ€œโ€” and he was born AS A WHITE Americanโ€ is added in red. Jesu stands on the city street with a burger. โ€œDo untoโ€” uhโ€”โ€œ he says. He sits on the burb and eats th burger hurriedly. โ€œShit, need to finish this before my next shift.โ€ he also has a cigarette and is distracted looking at an assortment of things on his phone. He gets up and heads inside the building. โ€œI shouldnโ€™t have bought that burger now how am I going to pay rentโ€

a comic titled โ€œwhat would it be like if Jesus came back today?โ€ The text โ€œโ€” and he was born as a RICH white Americanโ€ has been added in red. Jesus, shaved and in a suit but still with a burger, stands by the window inside of a skyscraper. โ€œdoโ€ฆโ€ he says, โ€œโ€ฆyou ever feel like youโ€™ve changed so much about yourself in pursuit of wealth that youโ€™ve lost what makes โ€˜youโ€™ you?โ€ He sighs and looks out the window while eating the burger. From behind him, someone says, โ€œMr. Christ your private helicopter to rich pedophile island has arrived.โ€ โ€œOk,โ€ says Jesus. He is gone in the final panel and a helicopter is flying away in the background. He appears to have smeared the remains of his burger on the window before leaving.

a comic titled โ€œwhat would it be like if Jesus came back today?โ€ The text โ€œโ€” and he was born as a RICH white Americanโ€ has been added in red. Jesus, shaved and in a suit but still with a burger, stands by the window inside of a skyscraper. โ€œdoโ€ฆโ€ he says, โ€œโ€ฆyou ever feel like youโ€™ve changed so much about yourself in pursuit of wealth that youโ€™ve lost what makes โ€˜youโ€™ you?โ€ He sighs and looks out the window while eating the burger. From behind him, someone says, โ€œMr. Christ your private helicopter to rich pedophile island has arrived.โ€ โ€œOk,โ€ says Jesus. He is gone in the final panel and a helicopter is flying away in the background. He appears to have smeared the remains of his burger on the window before leaving.

a quick comic about jesus

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