Nursery Guardian
(pink towel used to be my dead cat’s chemo towel, he was rolling around and playing with it before loafing on it)
Keep calm, stair on
🧐🧐🧐
Update: still can’t handle it. At least I get a 30-45 min nap in the morning now. Still cry almost every day at some point
Maybe just a bottle of sleeping pills at this point 🥴
My ideal vacation right now: a week alone at a coastal rental with a bottle of sleeping pills and blackout curtains.
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I wish I could sleep all day like a cat.
His bladder is super inflamed and he’s peeing blood :(
Old man’s not feeling well 😓
I think my mental health can’t take this much longer 😬
I can’t be a night owl, morning person, who doesn’t have time for naps much longer. My body can’t live like this 😬
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAKAKJSKSNKSFUCK
What a pancake 😂😂😂👏
Nap time
Shrimp cocktail
Squished down, flat top, tail whipping around, squirrel directly in her sights.
Yes and yes
Nothing could have prepared me for how lonely motherhood can be or is in general.
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What in the fresh hell?! Why
Oof! I’ve definitely tweaked mine a few times too 😅
Want a solid workout? Pick-up and put-down a 14 pound infant 100x over a hour 🫠
So real!!! Still waiting for the sleep regression to hit too 😅
Officially dumped the last of my Airbnb stock today 👋🏻
Trying to figure out a time to hang out that works with varying nap times and wake windows, in addition to feeds roughy every 3 hours… has really broken the scheduler in me 😂
TIL that you can bruise ligaments in your mouth connected to your teeth from stress clenching - making it painful to eat.
Well, well, well. Look who has come to reclaim his nook.
I miss having a social life and catching up with friends. All I have is social media and texts to keep in touch.
(I know I won’t be nap trapped forever)
