Tim Henson

Breaking Space News: Saturn had a recent close encounter with Uranus and caught something real bad. Guys, play it safe out there.

NO ONE WANTS TO WORK ANYMORE

Thinking about giving this incest a try.

Bunny crush 2025

Happy Saint Patricks Day from Paddy O'Enclosures

a cartoon baby dinosaur is sitting in a high chair with toys . ALT: a cartoon baby dinosaur is sitting in a high chair with toys .

I’m a good boy

Is this DEI? Elon about to send DOGE to investigate Chinese restaurants

You gotta admit, it’s nice to have an intellectual back in the white house.

8. Tax cuts for "Made in America" products.

Distorted View is a third-rate podcast BORN, BRED, FELTCHED, AND CUMMED right here in America. Hoping this tax cut reaches my small business. THANK YOU PRESIDUNT TRUMP!!!!

Please like and comment to show your support for Made in America Podcast tax cuts.

The Dunkin-Krueger effect is a cognitive bias that occurs when a person overestimates their ability to successfully carry out murders because they’re hopped up on the devil’s bean.

Please come to my energy fisting workshop

That a boy! ❤️

Oh awesome!! Thank you so much!

Karaoke is my passion

Waning Gibbous Henson was born at 6:66AM this morning. Mother and spawn are both doing well. Doctors say mom's deep scratches and bite marks on the walls of her uterus will heal in time.

There are no images of Mega Man in a jockstrap. Deviant Art is failing us all.

Looks at that adorable little strawberry girl sharting all over the place.

Sherleen is here to answer your turkey related finance and trade questions

U up?

Hey Freaks! The Distorted View Store is officially open! New shirts, hoodies, stickers, buttons, car air fresheners, and more. It is that time of year again -- CONSUME. shop.distortedview.com

This holiday's hottest toy is now available!

Hey! glad you found me! I have no idea why the debit card wouldn't work. Thats the thing that kinda sucks with Spotify and Apple Podcasts. When you sign up through them, it's all done on their systems and I have no knowledge or control. :(

From today's show. Look at these glorious shirts. I'm thinking the Kangaroo Driving A Subaru is going to be big with my lady lesbian listeners.

Today on the podcast: communicating with interdimensional unicorns! One fruitcake says it's possible - and demonstrates his technique.

Listen now and regret later: link.chtbl.com/freak

The Atlanta Journal Constitution came to play with their headline about Mitch McConnell

Paris Hilton saying “sliving” is my own personal 9/11. She needs to stop trying to make that happen. It’s embarrassing

A ham or turkey sandwich with two toothpicks in it, and olives stuck in the toothpicks to look like eyes. There is a slice of tomato in the sandwich that resembles a mouth or tongue. Screenshot from a 1990's commercial.

Remember that 90's commercial with the talking ham sandwich in the fridge that let people know they were running out of orange juice and then told them all about how OJ helps prevent heart disease?

I think about him a lot. I hope he's doing well because he was a good sandwich & deserves happiness.

Is Lena Dunham on this Bluesky? Because I need her to know what I think of her hair.

Putting this giraffe on blast. STOP TEXTING ME. I have a man. If this mf’er slides into your dms by sending you a neck pic asking if you “like ‘em dis long” block his ass. He nasty

Hello happy bluesky will you goodbye sadness me?