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If they werenโ€™t, I wouldnโ€™t have taken it @v@

23.11.2025 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So Iโ€™m (re)reading โ€œThe Long Walkโ€ by Stephen King, and itโ€™s at the part where people are dying and the remaining walkers are like โ€œoh god why did we do this?? Why did we sign up for this??โ€

โ€ฆ.so yeah, Iโ€™m halfway through my third consecutive 60hr week of voluntary overtimeโ€ฆ.

23.11.2025 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*loud contented rattling noises*

22.11.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Good Boy? Nah. Swell Lad.

22.11.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

EARS EARS EARS

22.11.2025 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now who in their right mind would be in the Midwest in December??

22.11.2025 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PISSING OUT THE WINDOW

AND SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW

ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS

21.11.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Before CW and TW tags, people on FA tagged their WS content like this-

21.11.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SERIOUSLY

21.11.2025 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes plz

21.11.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Waiting the one hour to eat it so itโ€™s perfect rather than zapping it in the microwave is not low effort!

21.11.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ohhh he is HANDSOME #beizel #OOPS #valsalia

21.11.2025 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh I donโ€™t hate it at all haha

20.11.2025 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Outside here means sitting with all the smokers. And weโ€™re unable to eat or use our phones outside of the break rooms @v@

20.11.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s the nicest one in the buidling. The other two are garbage

20.11.2025 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wouldโ€™ve been fine if that didnโ€™t also get him guest spots on other shows and huge paychecks

20.11.2025 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How the break room looks as two guys sit next to me, eat their lunches super loudly, and start playing videos on their phones at full volume.

20.11.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

100% state of mind. The clothing can help put someone there, but itโ€™s the mentality that defines it.

20.11.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sarcophilus Satanicus

20.11.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Viva La Bam felt like any other reality show of the era- rich people acting goofy and doing stupid shit. The show was so badly scripted too.

Wildboyz was an honest travel/nature show with a huge Jackass twist. And you liked them! Usually. I never liked Bam or most of his crew, even back then.

20.11.2025 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wildboyz > Viva La Bam

20.11.2025 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haha Iโ€™m all in for it tho. Itโ€™s even better than season 1!

19.11.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Twitterโ€™s not worth it anymore. Itโ€™s so much better over here.

19.11.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Slowly working through the new Hazbin season and uhโ€ฆ

That is a LOT of fan service! XD

19.11.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooo an assortment package! I should gnab one next time Iโ€™m over there ovo

19.11.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

prOOOoooopane

19.11.2025 07:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When you got aggressive morning wood

18.11.2025 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

- Takes Bobby home abruptly
- Purges anything suggestive or impure (in his opinion) from Bobbyโ€˜s room
- Trashes the troll doll because itโ€™s an example of something impure. In his words, โ€œnudityโ€.

18.11.2025 11:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Short sum up-

- Hank is concerned with the media Bobby consumes
- Hank mistakenly allows Bobby to listen to a boy band, thinking theyโ€™re a Christian band
- Takes Bobby to the concert with his crush from school
- Hank realizes the band ISNT Christian
- Catches Bobby in a compromising โ€œdanceโ€ w/ girl

18.11.2025 11:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought the video was funny ๐Ÿ˜† More than Rubber Johnny but less than Windowlickerโ€ฆ.maybe I AM weird

17.11.2025 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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