Sherry

Imagine where I’d be today if I bought some houses in 2008 instead of being in the 2nd grade

I really do love Karl but the execution of these outfits is just kind of underwhelming I feel like there was so much potential with this theme

Left my donut on a park bench and came back to a gang of off-leash dogs circling it like land piranhas

All the trophy wives I’ve met have hilarious husbands. Big lesson in there.

Why is this called bluesky? Serious question.

Carrot juice is my favorite drink right now

The Thai massage really cracked me like a glow stick

Japanese men are so fashionable — the man checking in to the hotel at the service desk next to me is sporting a matte black trench with a black togo birkin 40 with gold hardware

Do you think Patrick would’ve been less homicidal if Pierce & Pierce had unlimited PTO

Who is luke and why did we name moderately warm water after him

Seeing people’s eyes sparkle when they talk about someone they love is so precious

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Amen

Life is a series of it’s so over and we’re so back

I haven’t used twitter long enough to get one yet but I’ll send u one when I do

@growingdaniel.bsky.social why are you so good at posting💀

Hello hello Orphic capital

Being a lowbie humbles you real fast

@schrodingrsbrat is a legendary username but cmon it’s rare to have your own name available