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this is now just an account about how much i get along with my parents.

my daughter had a sleepover with them this weekend, and my parents looked after the kids for a few hours. they sent me home with a pot roast.

i hope your families are well!

12.01.2026 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i cant speak for anyone else but this very much doesn't describe my specific case

i've voted for my dad for the last several presidential election cycles and i'd do it again

12.01.2026 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so true king (i get along very well with my parents, my mom just sent over some pot roast for me)

12.01.2026 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

extraordinary

17.10.2025 02:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i think everyone here should pause for a moment and find gratitude for @jay.bsky.team and team for the opportunity to rage maenadically at authority figures who quite reasonably roll their eyes at your antics

this is what true customer service means. this is peak ux

did you even say thank you

03.10.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im fine with the quantity being zero

01.10.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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no one reads the second tweet

oh well

if it makes you feel any better i am highly confident i was not actually responsible for this policy

30.09.2025 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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im so dumb

30.09.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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im on record and for a very long period as preferring an auction system but tbqh every time people yell at me i think "eh just yeet the fucker"

anyway good luck

30.09.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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someones brain is cooked thats for sure

08.09.2025 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

extraordinary

08.09.2025 03:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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wonder if i can post this here without getting banned

14.08.2025 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

you could but isn't that a little heartless

12.06.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

more of a driveby

in honor of compton

11.06.2025 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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sorry footnotes only up on twitter

27.02.2025 06:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
24.02.2025 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

idk honestly i only check in here like once a month :/

16.02.2025 04:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i would like to announce that i have no opinion about the budget and i refuse to learn more

20.12.2024 06:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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we need to talk about this bsky

20.12.2024 06:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

colonialism is good for colonies because it increases their diversity

19.12.2024 04:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

its fairly good entertainment tbh

15.12.2024 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i think you did the right thing

14.12.2024 06:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there are only five genders

12.12.2024 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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incredible things happening on bsky the app thats not twitter

27.11.2024 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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he was so real for this

23.11.2024 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 68    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

were you aware that you have down syndrome

16.11.2024 12:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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