I got trapped in a chicken coop today! What have YOU done today?

11.02.2025 21:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do you ever get the feeling that Earth gravity is...a bit much? Tripping and falling should not be as big of a deal as it is.

25.01.2025 02:01 — 👍 22968    🔁 946    💬 1155    📌 129

I asked my conservative parents for a passport for my birthday. I know I am not a main target as a white cis person. However, as a 31 year old woman in a serious relationship, if I want to become pregnant, I will also instantly be a target. Thank goodness I live in a border state, at least!

24.01.2025 04:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Holy shit, the Onion is 7 years ahead of its time on this one!

24.01.2025 03:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Remember when Britney Spears was dancing with knives in some silly social media post, and people said that was evidence that she shouldn't be able to make her own decisions? Cool, we have a sword version at an official ceremony from the person making decisions for the country!

22.01.2025 05:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think I might be having a hysterical breakdown. I feel fine and keep laughing when I see the news. Unlike people who are doing this cruelly, I am appalled by everything and can't process the absurdity that this is reality. But hey, at least I feel great and have been laughing all day!

22.01.2025 05:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Confused Trump Autographs Swearing-In Bible Before Handing It Back To Justice Roberts

Confused Trump Autographs Swearing-In Bible Before Handing It Back To Justice Roberts
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20.01.2025 17:00 — 👍 4280    🔁 407    💬 66    📌 25

Post from Richard Cheese - YouTube For this shittiest of Mondays, here are 20 of my albums for FREE. Just enter $0.00 and enjoy. Stay angry. RC https://richardcheese.bandcamp.com/album/mucho-q...

Richard Cheese knows what's up

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20.01.2025 04:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0