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Lamar Zod

@randyj.me.bsky.social

Insubordinate, churlish, nerd, geek, πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ, HBCU Grad. ο£Ώ Apple head. I log in as root.

169 Followers  |  151 Following  |  1,200 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  2.4338

Latest posts by randyj.me on Bluesky

Post image 27.10.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh definitely!

16.10.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a bunch of donuts with icing on them being poured on them . ALT: a close up of a bunch of donuts with icing on them being poured on them .

It's giving

16.10.2025 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think that massage table consented to alladat. πŸ€¨πŸ˜…

16.10.2025 10:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My brain after a social event: β€œOk, that wasn’t so bad.”
Also my brain: β€œLet’s not do that again for 3–5 months.”

12.10.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 315    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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Good morning from the north Georgia mountains!

12.10.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah I feel ya

09.10.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh sinus infections are the worst! Hope you feel better soon!

09.10.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What's new with you?

09.10.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If anything, imma keep an archive. πŸ˜†

09.10.2025 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll never forget that video. I think I still have it somewhere. 🀣

09.10.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning, Kris Jenner ugly af

09.10.2025 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of people are standing around a microphone with their hands in the air and laughing . ALT: a group of people are standing around a microphone with their hands in the air and laughing .

Mmmhmm

09.10.2025 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is kissing another woman on the cheek in a room . ALT: a woman is kissing another woman on the cheek in a room .

Anyway

09.10.2025 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a little girl is sitting at a table with her eyes closed and making a funny face . ALT: a little girl is sitting at a table with her eyes closed and making a funny face .

Was up late playing with Tailscale and now I’m up for work

09.10.2025 09:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣🀣

09.10.2025 09:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh he's about to crash out for real now! 🀣

07.10.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tell him off and then block him. TF.

07.10.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not just the women 🀭

07.10.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Quick @skylight.social update!

Shout out to @graze.social for helping us with the algo this week ✨

#skylightsocial #skylight

07.10.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 335    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 2

omg πŸ˜‚

06.10.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"I did everything but roll your whore up in a rug and unfurl her at your feet!" --Mellie Grant

🀣🀣🀣

06.10.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday! 🎁🎊🎈

04.10.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

02.10.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You don’t have any streak freezes?

02.10.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mental Health by Moonlight Scorpio on AppleΒ Music Song Β· 2021 Β· Duration 2:06

music.apple.com/us/album/men...

02.10.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How iReally feel on the inside when a coworker asks me about my weekend

29.09.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

Yesss!

29.09.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And to be clear, I am the hell and the high water.

29.09.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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