Simon 🤹🏼

Unfortunately sometimes making a phone call is much more effective

Thought my shift started at noon today and realized in bed at 9:30 when I got the google calendar notification that at it was actually 10 so I did not get to enjoy the last farmers market of the year today

One good thing about being back in nj is that when they get us pizza at work it is good

Decided at 7:30pm it would be okay to put my blankets in the wash with my work shirts cause it wouldn’t take that long and now I want to go to bed and still have to wait at least 20 minutes

Prepped hot sauce to ferment and then immediately cut an apple to eat with peanut butter and despite 4 post pepper hand washes every once in a while I touch my lips and they start to tingle

New job would be noticeably easier if I were about 2 inches taller

It was supposed to be first day of job for me too but instead it was second day!

God dude that rocks

Of course

Once again made the mistake of not being asleep before my dad wakes up for work

I think I’m about to go on an April and Andy like doctor marathon

This week’s adventuring party got so crazy I almost forgot but it started with everyone discovering one of my favorite adhd hacks which is balancing something on your head or wearing a big hat to be productive

Me neither

This one was actually for the cruise but I got out of it after 15 minutes because they were able to look up the record that I had already done it

Almost time to sit through the same hour long repetitive webinar I sat through a week and a half ago

You can get those numbers up

Bringing my Wii U into the stall with me

The Byrne dairy employee treated my sandwich with so much compassion

Just took 4 tries to get a captcha right I am no better than a robot

Second day of work in months was 14 hours long but I guess that is what I get for choosing to do professional theatre

I have had to pee for three hours but people keep talking to me

Perfect time to freak out

Today was my most ill prepared move despite having several full days I could’ve been packing but through the power of friendship we made it happen. Now I just need to fit a full apartments worth of stuff into my bedroom for the next two months

I would argue an important aspect of a submarine is keeping its contents safe and I did not keep that mozzarella and bread safe

Why do I have so many things

Fatal typo

Are a fresh mozzarella sandwich and then jumped in the ocean so it’s a good day

First full time interview completed

Im maybe moving in the next 24 hours and I still don’t know if I need to or if I for sure have a place to put my stuff and nothing is packed

Can’t tell if the 11 miles I biked today has actually tired me out or if I’m just so hungry I’m tired but hopefully it’s the former and I eat this food and go to sleep at a more normal hour