Caroline⚡️

I also could have saved the photo from my laptop to my phone but I didn’t feel like it tbh

I had a harder time getting a good picture than I expected and also it needs cleaned but here we are

Im into this

There is this dude i see at the gym very often who is absolutely jacked but he smells so bad you can legitimately smell him from 10 feet away

This very small (itsy bitsy, even) spider has been hanging out by my desk for a while now and I’m happy to say we’re cohabitating nicely. It only sometimes freaks me out.

Made me think of this

Several middle aged women got kicked out of the paul mccartney concert for… throwing glow sticks

Omg i forgot about jonas thats even funnier ☠️

Speaking of roommates the other day i told tyler and his sister about your Riverknoll roommate that used a blue raspberry vape while eating spaghetti and it took them out

Thats it ive convinced myself that im not gonna do it

Like they told two of my sisters they don’t want them visiting anymore so if they don’t want a relationship with them why do they deserve anything from me……

Can someone call my grandparents so that i dont have to

My family is being so normal omg we love this

Okay so i was won over by soccer bc pittsburgh beat Detroit and moved to the semi final and we’re going to that game too lol

In honor of the caribou coffee k-cup i drank that i swear has had double the amount of caffeine of a normal cup of coffee here is a picture of the caribou coffee in st pete that i saw last weekend

The game went all the way to a shootout and the Pittsburgh goalie is named Dick so people are chanting “we love dick”

The things we do for those we love…. For example im at a soccer game rn

Ned Fulmer go get a real job omg

I don’t know and this is why i avoided telling her to begin with lol

I keep getting pissed off thinking about this but i finally told my one co worker im getting married and she essentially said she wants to call me so i can explain why and im not good enough at boundaries to tell her thats insane

Why do my hamstrings always end up way more sore than any other part of my body

I actually feel bad being cryptic about it now this is kinda annoying of me

Remember us when you’re famous queen

Its embarrassing but in a year from now it will be less embarrassing bc im less embarrassed than i was a year ago about it

Guys i have a confession to make but i think it will be funnier if i wait another yearish

I did not want to go to the gym today but here i am

Why did the house across the street have to go on sale for a very reasonable price (aka i can afford it) right after we renewed our lease????

They aren’t that different i bet youll catch on quickly

Also if I plan to get married in less than a year is that crazy (late summer 2026)

Im finally ready to say something: that baseball game made me sad