~daniel_barker~

Start with "the biomedical model isn't real" so they know you mean business

When that woman got cancelled because she said she liked drinking coffee in her garden with her husband

"Have you checked the archive?"

- Noah looking for the bees

Tired: The Emperor Has No Clothes

Wired: The King Wrongly Guessed Your Shoe Size to Your Face and Now You're Afraid to Not Wear the Painful Shoes He Gave You

Took the kids to a bday party yesterday. One of the kids kept whispering in the ear of other children at the party, dragging them off somewhere for a few minutes at a time. She did it to my youngest, and when I asked him about it that night he said, "we were just going to see the god in the mirror"

This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got.

Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck it’s supposed to mean?

Last line is especially ominous

we need more places where he can exist in public without being expected to buy anything, not fewer

Just finding room to slot this into the very very full 'the problem is violent and/or abusive cis men, MANY of which are activists within the Transphobia movement' file

Does FIFA do a prize for economics

Cultivating a deranged detachment from global affairs where everything is "terrible news for the world" and I think oh that must suck for the people who live there

That's right, yes.

The state of mainstream trans discourse is that a morning show presenter will conspiracise about carceral consequences for transphobia while the West has declared a crusade against trans healthcare and trans existence.

These people are, to be blunt, substantially less intelligent than they believe they are.

I KNEW those brooms were a waste of time

Ah, it's so good!

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

Found a very charmingly camp deck of cards in the pub

Also by Hannan: “the blue eyed sheiks” of Icelandic Banking will save us (2004). Brexit will be a huge success and we won’t leave the single market (2016) “Covid won’t kill you” (2020)

shaggy: picture this we were both butt naked bangin on the bathroom floor

chotiner: sure. go on

This is an excellent rule for storytelling but also implies that Philip Pullman witnessed the death of God as a boy.

Snowy ledge overlooking a town far below shrouded in grey cloud.

Battled to the edge of what I thought was a cliff edge here to admire the view. 30 seconds later some bloke pops up from the other side, jogging. And wearing shorts.

a screenshot of a wikipedia entry for "Eel City", described as "Eel City is the name given to a community of deep-sea eels living amongst hydrothermal vents in the new volcano of Nafanua in American Samoa."

take me down to eel city
where the eels are eels
and the eels are eel-y

Twitter conversation between sj and Amarion: sj: Its true, the 1/3rd pounder burger failed in the US because ppl thought quarter pounders were bigger Amarion: Yeah cause they are???? sj: 1/3>1/4 .33> .25 Amarion: what are those signs

Wanna see the greatest tweet of all time

My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed

Not seen: A farmer with a boat and a bag of grain scrumpling up his plans and throwing them away in a tearful fit of defeated pique

Yep Hadley Freeman reprinted this lie in her Guardian column, and refused to apologise for it.

The Graun printed the most graceless retraction possible, never retweeted it or apologised z

KATASTROFE FOR TRUMP

Wonder what this means

Yes!

Hill covered in show descending towards some buildings. There are railings at the side.

Tromso is basically hills and ice. How have I not fallen over yet. Matter of time.