Dear men: all my novels are tactical.
04.03.2026 19:27 β π 424 π 37 π¬ 13 π 0Dear men: all my novels are tactical.
04.03.2026 19:27 β π 424 π 37 π¬ 13 π 0Oh yeah I live there
04.03.2026 21:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Chelsea should fuck off imo
04.03.2026 21:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I hope whoever's annotating my nudes doesn't have to rush to meet their nude KPIs. Just seems wasteful.
04.03.2026 18:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
βLook on my works, ye Mighty, and despair?β
Aussiemandias
Alex: Yes, but the task...
Odysseus: The task clearly said that nobody could help me.
Greg: That's one in the eye for you, Alex
Alex: Another one.
everyone has invisible struggles, like for example, I don't like the way my shirt feels
04.03.2026 16:04 β π 49 π 4 π¬ 4 π 0It would have been so easy, and probably expected, for Radcliffe to become a monster, or just another washed up and abandonded child star, but he really seems like one of the best people on the planet.
04.03.2026 11:02 β π 109 π 15 π¬ 11 π 3By the way that "Windows 12" article you've all seen? It's an awful clickbait website known for posting absolute bollocks and literally nobody else is reporting it. You can probably breath easy (or as easy as you can with Windows 11, suckers!)
04.03.2026 09:46 β π 44 π 8 π¬ 3 π 2
1/ Experts issued some pretty dire warnings about Trumpian tariffs and Brexit, and the result was not nearly as bad as it could have been.
Now they're issuing dire warnings about Iran.
A much smarter friend asked me how I was thinking about the difference.
My short answer: control.
I was in the US last month and the relentless AI ads on TV there were beyond ridiculous. An absolutely constant bombardment, I didn't realise capitalism could look that desperate.
03.03.2026 22:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0IPSO adjudicates, the correction/apology was inadequate, and somehow the Telegraph has still got away with failing to explain how it published this made-up story! π
03.03.2026 17:02 β π 10 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.
trying out a new feature, lmk if it works
03.03.2026 18:38 β π 13681 π 2334 π¬ 2 π 1
Greg: What was the wording on the task?
Alex: Make Achilles invulnerable by dipping him in the Styx. Most invulnerable Achilles wins.
Greg: Dip the baby. The whole baby. Theyβre not going to hang onto a heel or anything stupid like that.
Alex: First, letβs see Thetisβ attempt.
Sign saying βour bartenders are so light fingered they could be concert pianistsβ Why, are they going to rob me?
I feel they have misunderstood this expression:
03.03.2026 17:49 β π 770 π 136 π¬ 39 π 18
Icarus: Can I fly near the sun?
Alex Horne: All the information is on the task.
Do you remember when the American right talked incessantly about "Benghazi" for several years and it was meant to be extremely important for some reason. Anyway.
03.03.2026 19:27 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Christ
03.03.2026 14:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BBC News: Horse in stable condition after river rescue.
I see what they did there.
03.03.2026 09:47 β π 161 π 23 π¬ 14 π 1More info here. (Post redone to correct typo). newhumanist.org.uk/articles/646...
03.03.2026 09:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0At the time there was a massive argument about a tiny line on the picture of the woman. Depicting a "pudendal cleft" to possible aliens was deemed obscene and the single labial line Linda had drawn between the legs was eventually removed.
03.03.2026 09:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Twin Peaks logo, but it says TWON POOKS
Crabtree out of Allo Allo
02.03.2026 22:10 β π 160 π 52 π¬ 3 π 1As the laid off Middle East News Editor, I concur. Management eliminated the positions of every single staff correspondent and bureau chief in the Middle East.
02.03.2026 20:39 β π 8035 π 2214 π¬ 122 π 71Made with real ingredients
Big if true
02.03.2026 18:15 β π 81 π 10 π¬ 6 π 2In which I reply to someone with a blacked out name that they are missing the joke and they inform me that in-jokes are virtue signals βused often by the far right.β Kinda want to frame it.
And they keep saying Bluesky doesnβt have the juiceβ¦
02.03.2026 18:32 β π 4545 π 481 π¬ 149 π 39Mom, come pick me up, the best lack all conviction and the worst are full of passionate intensity.
02.03.2026 16:46 β π 2392 π 507 π¬ 28 π 13And this is obviously the nobler state, compared to posting at Musk Frequency or dabbling in Reply-Guymanship. But then the rest of us are doomed to nervously exist somewhere between those extremes, never quite posting the exact right amount. I find it stressful.
02.03.2026 19:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Evening
02.03.2026 19:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0