Claude, ask ChatGPT if Gemini is lying to me
05.03.2026 15:49 — 👍 62 🔁 21 💬 2 📌 2Yeah I'm dressed as the idiot from Fyodor Dostoevsky's The Idiot you idiot.
05.03.2026 14:23 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Store aisle shelves stuffed on one side with inflatable ducks faces the other, stuffed with inflatable flamingos.
some shit is about to go down
05.03.2026 14:05 — 👍 1582 🔁 279 💬 63 📌 38Does sound quite fun to me
05.03.2026 12:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ah, I see
05.03.2026 12:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm going away this weekend in part to see some cool skies and if you lot have cooler skies here while I'm gone I will be LIVID
05.03.2026 12:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(I don't really know what they do in Galway tbh)
05.03.2026 12:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Well maybe it's not but I think anyone born since the nineties would feel that's something you'd want to learn from a video where you can see what happens. Learning physical skills from a written text seems quite antiquated.
05.03.2026 12:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yes. A sharp contrast to what it's like a decade or so later when they are impressed by literally nothing.
05.03.2026 11:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0YouTube simply did not exist! I followed the instructions from the book until I could do it. I think I still have the book. That would sound insane to a young person now. Or just a normal person I guess.
05.03.2026 11:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Something about my childhood that I only just realised how weird it sounds now: I taught myself to juggle from a book.
05.03.2026 11:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Dressing up as a fucking massive cockroach for world book day and phoning in sick because I’m a cockroach to see if they get the reference
05.03.2026 09:46 — 👍 142 🔁 34 💬 3 📌 0Yes I know what you mean though, it's a fair point.
05.03.2026 10:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I do, I'm pretty good about reaching out and offering people routes for connection, especially when I know there's neurodivergence and life stuff and other obstacles. But still. After a point you feel you're pushing at a closed door.
05.03.2026 10:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yes true. And that's a reasonable taxonomy - not everything can be on a lifetime scale.
05.03.2026 10:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah I think health of various kinds plays into this kind of thing quite often.
05.03.2026 09:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Enjoyed reading this. Not as much as I would've enjoyed it 20 years ago of course but still.
05.03.2026 09:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But in terms of the drift.... it bothers me there's a few people out there who I know are some of my favourite people and just. Maybe I'll never see them again. Who knows.
05.03.2026 09:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0There's very few friends I've ever properly fallen out with or had a really clear end to the friendship. And of those few, almost all were due to fallout from romantic entanglements of some description.
05.03.2026 09:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0There's maybe half a dozen people I used to be good friends with who have just drifted away in the last few years. And sometimes I think I should try and reach out again but then... were they just too busy or did they just start liking me less?
05.03.2026 09:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Dear men: all my novels are tactical.
04.03.2026 19:27 — 👍 439 🔁 38 💬 13 📌 0Oh yeah I live there
04.03.2026 21:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Chelsea should fuck off imo
04.03.2026 21:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I hope whoever's annotating my nudes doesn't have to rush to meet their nude KPIs. Just seems wasteful.
04.03.2026 18:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair?”
Aussiemandias
Alex: Yes, but the task...
Odysseus: The task clearly said that nobody could help me.
Greg: That's one in the eye for you, Alex
Alex: Another one.
everyone has invisible struggles, like for example, I don't like the way my shirt feels
04.03.2026 16:04 — 👍 50 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 0It would have been so easy, and probably expected, for Radcliffe to become a monster, or just another washed up and abandonded child star, but he really seems like one of the best people on the planet.
04.03.2026 11:02 — 👍 109 🔁 15 💬 11 📌 3