~daniel_barker~

A truly beautiful bird that is a light to medium muted pink color who's feathers cover it like a dress or skirt it has black legs and a very long light pink beak

Roseate Spoonbill bird in flight

I need to see that Iwobi strike a couple more times that was implausibly clean.

Surely famous for more than a couple of years at this point...

Hmm, I have it in my head he's 44 in S1 but maybe that was just ASH's age.

The character was 41 in S1 so in his 20s/30s in Cheers but Grammar has always looked older than he is I think.

Oh god yeah that's coming up. That will be strange.

Because we put... incels in charge of the Pentagon???

Also, I'm older than the character Frasier is in the first series of the TV show Frasier. This is all very difficult context for me.

My 3-year old: I have a joke.
Me: Oh lovely! What is it?
Her: Why did the orange squirt out all his, eh, juice.
Me: I don't know, why did the orange squirt out all his juice?
Her: Because he was dying.

Distressing, right??

Carla as well tbh. I'm aware paler skin tends to show wrinkles more but STILL

Fun fact: I'm now the age Dr Cox was in season one. Oh no.

Thoughts on watching an episode of New Scrubs: it's pretty good actually and EVERYONE else has aged better than Zach Braff.

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

That is probably who I was thinking of though. Others are more regularly yo-yoing.

Hmm, a little while though

Yeah they more than flirted with it.

I mean there's also the decade Leicester have had but that's a sui generis club now, just weird.

Villa and Newcastle have both bounced back strongly from relegation pretty recently. I feel like there was another big club I'm forgetting? Still seems weird it didn't actually happen to Everton.

Look it's very simple, Britain faces an existential threat of socially conservative Muslim voters bringing in Sharia law by voting as a bloc for woke progressives who will turn all our children trans.

In order to understand UK politics in 2026 you must realise that a plumber & plasterer doesn't represent the interests of the working class because she is left-wing but a wealthy broadcaster & former academic does represent the interests of the working class because he is right-wing. Hope this helps

In fairness the rude ones are inevitably more visible. Plenty of people just out there quietly not being weird.

Please don't post photos of dead children, or videos of dead children, or yell DONT LOOK AWAY. You are sick. Log off. Touch grass. You have PTSD and are inflicting it on us all. If you are not in media/ a conflict researcher/ etc you do NOT need to consume Horrors. Blocking lots right now.

There's something singularly offensive about Americans who storm into people's replies assuming everyone is American and then blame those other people for not signing off their posts with the exact location.

Reporter on Sky Sports News saying that Spurs need the "w" today, cleverly abbreviating the monosyllabic "win" to three syllables instead, saving valuable time.

A mug depicting KC Green's This Is Fine dog comic, but tragically faded

I've had my This Is Fine mug so long that the dog has become a ghost and all that remain are flames

You: Oh my god the house is on fire!

Me (wise, has read books): And you're surprised? Houses have been on fire before [as the flames consume us both] Furthermore,

Polymarket listing for “US next strikes Iran on…?” and the volume is $54M right now

this is hell

im starting to think the woke mind virus wasnt actually the biggest threat to civilization