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It's hard to find a solid Dnd party.
#thunderbird #cryptids #tedcryptly #dnd #5e

It's never a good sign when a Pukwudgie starts following you. But this one pulled the short straw when he started following me.
#pukwudgie #cryptids #tedcryptly

This encounter had me shook... and so very confused.
#animation #Cryptids #tedcryptly #boggiecreekmonster

And I haven't been back to Wendy's since.
#wendigo #cryptid #tedcryptly

The Dover Demon's big ol head is jam-packed with high quality legal advice.
#doverdemon #harvard #law #cryptid

Hopscotch is not a sport for the weak of heart. To compete on a pro level it uses nearly every muscle in your body. The Fresno Nightcrawlers are fierce competitors, but I like to think I give them a run for their money.
#fresnonightcrawlers #cryptid #tedcryptly

Any accusations that the Mongolian Deathworm scammed the olympics into giving him a free trip to Paris are bold faced lies.
#mongoliandeathworm #olgoi-khorkhoi #cryptid #tedcryptly

Your favorite garbage man and mine. Hear about how the Jersey Devil harnesses his unhealthy desires into a potential career path.
#jerseydevil #cryptid #tedcryptly

Fear not loyal viewer, I only accept sponsorship deals that I stand by and use personally. The Baku changed my life. I highly recommend. 5/5 stars.
#baku #cryptid #tedcryptly

Unfortunately, it's only the best for the Chupacabra.
#chupacabra #cryptid #tedcryptly #merylstreep

Some hard truths are brought to light in this video. Friendship goes both ways Frogman!
#lovelandfrogman #cryptid #tedcryptly

Note to self: Djinn are not the same as Genies. I learned that lesson the hard way.
#djinn #genie #cryptid #tedcryptly

Jack and I stayed close after the lawsuit. I keep inviting him over for Dnd nights, but so far he's yet to reply to the invite.
#jackalope #cryptid #tedcryptly

I'm still trying to piece together what happened after I met this Kappa.
#kappa #cryptid #yokai

The Dingbat is a pretty cute critter known to be found around Rice Lake, Wisconsin and while we once shared a friendship that rivaled that of Thelma and Louise no amount of dead rodents on my doorstep will make up for what this little dinger stole from me.
#dingbat #cryptid #tedcryptly

La Llorona is a South American lake inhabiting ghost known for her endless weeping over an unfortunate history of child abduction. To avoid the latter I helped her find a new hobby...
#lallorona #ghost #supernatural #fishing #tedcryptly

Down one dingy, up one buddy.
#nessy #lochnessmonster #cryptid #tedcryptly

My memory of this encounter might be a little blurry, but there's nothing like friendship to clear things right up.
#yeti #abominablesnowman #cryptid #starwars

Creepy guidance councilor or misunderstood motivator?
#krampus #cryptid #animation #tedcryptly

Meet the inspiration for next year's most popular build-a-bear design.
#cryptid #hopkinsvillegoblins #tedcryptly

Wheeee I'm opening my commissions! The bills are coming and they won't stop coming, so reshares are much appreciated ❤️

#commissions #commissionsopen #artistsonbluesky

I hope they had better luck training Clifford the big red dog.
#cryptid #beastofgevaudan #dogtraining

These Roswell residents are best health care professionals a cryptozoologist could ask for.
#aliens #greys #tedcryptly #healthcare

My own personal hobbit hole has never looked better since I toured Hobbiton with this local New Zealander.
#cryptid #taniwha #hobbiton #LOTR #NewZealand

Whenever I hear the Siren call, ABBA gets stuck in my head for weeks!
#siren #myth #abba #mamamia

VOTE HODAG!

Is there any path to redemption for the Aswang?

Werewolf? Here wolf! I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.

The Grootslang! Who is she? Where is she from? Did I muster up the confidence to ask for an autograph? Tune in to find out!

Hear the tale of the first time I met my good buddy Bigfoot.