@artificialangel.bsky.social
I’m an angel before anything
21.07.2025 22:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“Estrogen is magic,” girl you had 12.5 hours of uninterrupted plastic surgery performed on your face let’s not set up unrealistic expectations now 😭😭
13.03.2025 00:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Does anyone have any recommendations when you and your best friend are having a personality disorder off?
18.12.2024 19:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
lets match eachothers vibe
17.12.2024 17:27 — 👍 11 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Sweet babies
14.11.2023 15:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
When I watch you go to the bathroom with your friends, a key, and a dream
14.11.2023 15:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The flies ain’t what they used to be
08.11.2023 11:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Flop ass twitter X app shit ass posting
08.11.2023 10:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Migraines making me want to **** ******
22.09.2023 19:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Name a bigger contradiction than nursing being a compassionate career choice and half the nurses being assholes
05.09.2023 08:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I am your mother
25.08.2023 02:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New phone case 💯
06.08.2023 02:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I will NOT burn under the Alabama sun
30.07.2023 16:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sorry my dementia messed up the last post
24.07.2023 22:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The proletariat has nothing to lose but it’s chains. And maybe Diet Coke.
24.07.2023 22:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Idk what u look like so. I can’t confirm or deny but this wouldn’t surprise me.
24.07.2023 22:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The proletariat has. I thing to lose but it’s chains. And maybe Diet Coke
22.07.2023 04:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every McDonalds is ugly now. That’s bad for business because we will miss the pretty colors that light up our brains
19.07.2023 11:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When you realize you’re a little fruity with it
18.07.2023 10:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me after working two years of night shift
12.07.2023 14:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Twitters toast
12.07.2023 14:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Where have you been… alll my life
12.07.2023 14:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0word apps are having a battle
09.07.2023 11:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Another 12 hours of my labor toiled away at night, dedicated to a hospital board trustees Tesla funds
04.07.2023 14:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If afternoon delight came out today the asexuals would have that record company by the throat…
03.07.2023 08:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Now why is my sunflower giving playing peek-a-boo
03.07.2023 04:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Twitter is so cooked
03.07.2023 04:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Get their ass
01.07.2023 22:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t know what’s worse. Never knowing what it’ll be like to be debt free in my life time or never knowing the taste of a grimace shake
01.07.2023 18:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
