I bought this before Jared went crazy
i’m not depressed i just need to lock in
She made them bring back the whole sprouts for microwave dinner
He’s Clinton
Lowkey the Pluribus lady is Treatler
The manager on duty while I’m watching reels and taking all 4 of my government mandated breaks at once
Why’d you throw bipolar in there. 🤔🤔🤔🤔
1 year clean from opiates ❤️🩹
I need to sit down
Let’s go hawks
bridge hands of gay women
Find. He him lesbian
I just dropped my monster ion for my magnet dong
I just got an appointment with Oil
That one pumpkin the girl fucked
Brutal + grueling. Not that hard for even a casual Eric Adams scholar
(Completely misunderstanding) They cut portugals head off
Homo sapien when he invented the utensil:
I’ll send you a voice memo no lie
Yay
neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night
They’re making the White House the Fright House. Because it’s scary What’s happening
*Trump voice* Crooked Cuomo
Sliwa screaming “we need to put that crook in JAIL” and then Cuomo saying he’d accept the Adams endorsement is so funny
No I don’t want to watch reruns of Hey Arnold at “The Stinky House”
All mormons are transgender
No we don’t
Bro you were serving sneed last night.
Me: I love Twin Peaks. I didn't really get the Windom Earle arc though. (eating croutons because the bar kitchen's closed) Mm. Findom Earle. Is that clever?
Girl I'm pretending I wasn't warned about: You're so funny… I think you're the nicest person I've met here.
