felix 👽

mirror selfie of me in a lift, showcasing my super cool fit with my beige hoodie and cute floral embroidered jeans, smiling bc i love having no boobs and being hot

it's been like a month since my surgery and i loooooove my flat chest soooooooooo much hehehehehhehehe

the nipples are like. post surgery nipples so a bit gross and im still bruised from surgery but like. the VIBES are there i look so hot regardless

got the bandages off today and finally got to SHOWER!!!! also the number of people who i sent tit pics to today is probably a record lmk if u wanna see my tits ill add u to the list

OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

life is so good when u are hot and have no tits

mirror selfie of me in the hospital bathroom, with my bandages around my chest and also my underwear visible oops don't worry about it

man i look sooooooo good i cant wait for all of this to be healed up so i can have a nice flat chest!!! it feels so RIGHT

ow okay actually now i can feel it lol. just a little bit tho it's fine

and they're out!! couldn't even feel it lol this has been so smooth im recovering like a pro

ooooo they're taking my drains out

THANK YOU!!!!! im literally feeling so good like it feels like christmas. no boobs and good drugs???? NO BOOBS AND GOOD DRUGS??????? im in HEAVEN

lol u can see where i spilled soup on my bandage.... they'll have tochange it later anyway i blame the palexia

selfie taken in the recovery room after top surgery, of me, a chubby non biney person with a hot mullet, in bed with a bandage around the place where boobs once were

it's DONE!!!!!! they got me on the good drugs but im sooo happy my chest is small???? possibly flat but it's hard to tell bc i have swelling and also just a bit of titty fat that's sitting weird in the bandage.

now i have acid reflux and i cannot take anything for it so it's a fun morning!!! cant wait to go the fuck to sleeeeep

i am sooooooo thirsty but i cannot have any water and after my nightmare im borderline afraid of water i was like shaking while washing my hands afraid id accidentally start drinking from the tap.... this must be what it feels like to have rabies

luckily my alarm was gonna go off at 5 anyway so it's not TOO early to be awake, and like...in a few hours im gonna be under general anyway getting that super good drugs sleep...but now i have to be awake and waiting for even longer 😔

it's 3:51am and i am wide awake because i had a nightmare that i ate a piece of cheese by accident and they cancelled my surgery because i wasn't fasting anymore 😭😭😭😭

calendar widget reading "TOP SURGERY 🏳️‍⚧️" "2 days left"

less than 48 hours of boobs left what should i do with them

"forced to drink milk meme" aka a hot blonde girl in a shirt holds a brunette girl by the hair and pours milk into her mouth erotically

the first pic is really giving this to me and i am obsessed

what in the lesbian is going on here

OMG 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 YOU'RE COMING HOME FINALLYYYYYYYYYY

ooffffffff i hope it is short lived you poor thing 😭😭😭

this story is so funny and you tell it so well thank you im having an amazing morning now having heard it

ugh i definitely need to see a gastroenterologist about this BOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO

i had really bad reflux yesterday and now i can feel my whole digestive system 😔😔

cropped image of "two guys on a bus" meme to just show the happy guy looking out the window

trying to find a shirt that i can go braless in that doesn't make it too obvious and then realising there's only 16 more days during which ill have to grapple with this issue

YESSSSSSS!!!!! WHAT U DESERVE 🩷🩷🩷

obsessed with how you are funny and charismatic and also super hot!!! like you must be god's favourite

thank u for the restock @suzietoot.bsky.social i appreciate it 🥹🥹🩷

screenshot of my purchase confirmation of the suzie toot lalaparuza signed print, with personal details blocked out

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

squidward looking out the window at spongebob and patrick meme

me reading the twitter replies of all the dykes who got in before they sold out like