Wait, has it been won already again today or do the Americans need to use other countries’ navies and air force bases again today, I’ve lost track
All this is fair comment. However the realistic chance of me ever having a decent big screen or surround sound system at home is approximately zero.
Yesterday I went to the cinema for the first time in about 8 years. Purely because I was in a place where there was nothing else to do. Enjoyed it apart from 2 hours of eating and wheezing noises from the guy next to me. Saw the Peaky Blinders film. Didn’t even know there was a Peaky Blinders film.
When The Specials replaced Jerry Dammers with Bananarama #totp
I would never have thought of this again in my whole life. All memories of it gone forever. No reason to recall it.
Then bam, like a flash, an instant time machine back to the 70s. Of course I remember it perfectly.
What time is Pipkins on?
“I’m a cunt and fuck everybody else ha ha ha look at me I’m a cunt”
Literally every other H word? Honestly?
Anyone who complains about Windows wallpaper but lacks the wherewithal to change it to an image of their choosing is not somebody whose opinion should be listened to.
My favourite movie of the 2010s was The Mandela Effect with Brad Pitt and Jennifer Lawrence but I can’t find anything about it on IMDB
Cockney weekender at the local. Having a sing song rahnd the joanna. Pie & mash was ‘andsome.
When Trump dies, nobody will be holding his hand.
Not everybody can fuck off as much as Laura Kuenssberg can fuck off.
Laura Kuenssberg can fuck as far off as it is possible to fuck.
I know it's not the main issue, but what's the FIFA protocol for when a host nation for a world cup attacks or declares war against a participating nation in the run up to the competition? especially when the head of the host nation is in receipt of your inaugural peace prize?
Matt "Good win"? More like Matt Cunt
Hit: remembering you have a whole packet of chocolate digestives in the bread bin.
Shit: opening the bread bin to realise your son found the chocolate digestives and in fact you have zero chocolate digestives.
I’m at my local non-league club for the local derby. It’s muddy, it’s pissing down with rain, there are about 200 people here, balls keep getting hoofed over the fence, some people have brought their dogs. It’s brilliant. #properfootball
Went to a record fair earlier, the price of entry included a mystery bag of six 7” singles.
Just got home and played them, they’re an interesting mixed bag (literally) of genres including rock n roll, disco, prog, pop and dogshit.
I saw a post on @fesshole.bsky.social and thought oh for fuck’s sake I was going to submit the exact same thing, how has some other fucker stolen my confession? Then I remembered I had actually submitted it a week or two ago so that fucker was me. I’m an idiot.
“We”. Yes this was definitely written by a Brit. Definitely.
my god you’re right
I am currently grinding my way through season 5 of Stranger Things, and increasingly I’ve been feeling it would’ve been better to have renamed the show The Same Fucking Things.
Lego Jimmy Carr
What happened to Bakers Oven that’s what I want to know
Insignia may have been crap but I would LOVE to be able to smell it again, even just once, to trigger all the 1985 memory flashbacks
I hadn’t seen any news today so probably a bit behind with this, but am proud to announce that before he died my grandad gave me his WW2 medals which means I stormed the beaches of Normandy on D Day.
Rats from a sinking ship.
From a sinking ship to a stinking shit.
Only one of these outcomes is unacceptable
I went to the one in Brighton and am just off to check the spelling of something before hitting reply
Top five video game duologies of all time that are perfect as they are and should be left alone without a third in case it spoils it
Half-Life
Portal
Dishonored
Red Dead Redemption
and…?
#Games
