Celebrity Jeopardy is on. Time to feel like a genius
- 1/4 cup of honey
- 1 tablespoon of butter
- 2 tablespoons of gochuchang paste
- 1 teaspoon of sesame oil
Pinch of salt
Broke my “no cooking on Fridays” rule, but these sticky gochuchang wings were worth it
You see the vision!
Shits about to get real hectic
Now I’ve gotta prepare to be fussed at about why I don’t wanna be on the management track. Which is simple: nothing gets done and I don’t like sitting in pointless meetings
Had a 1:1 meeting with my supervisor that has now turned into a meeting with my manager to address “concerns.” Except, they’re not my concerns, just solutions to current policies that are stupid and ineffective
And of course the yarn I need to start this project was dropped off at the wrong address
I’ve got to: finish these essay questions for this application, fold and put my laundry away, do the kid’s laundry, go to the gym, drop off cookie orders, start this tapestry blanket, and still manage to get at least 7 hours of sleep. On top of my everyday tasks.
Cool.
I survived our troop’s first cookie booth. It’s gonna be a 2 wines night
Ma’am, where can I get a Cash Banks? Costco? Whole Foods?
Cause being a parent is hard. You’re basically caring for a total stranger AND let’s be real, babies are weird.
Am I lovingly gonna tell you about yourself? Yes. And then I’m gonna remind you that you’re human, give yourself grace, and demand you say 3 nice things about yourself.
My favorite work related shenanigan is fussing at young and first time moms when they start talking bad about themselves, even though they’re clearly doing everything they can to be a good parent
I wish fiber would get the push that protein is having
PUT DOWN THE GROUND BEEF AND PICK UP A CAN OF BEANS
Someone tell me I don’t need to get this chicken sandwich I’ve been craving after I leave the gym.
If I go up there and see she hasn’t finished her tea or taken any medicine, I swear I’m taking the remote from her
First born + eldest daughters make the WORST patients when they’re sick. I told this lady to rest and hydrate and she’s talking about “I organized the closet and I’ll clean the kitchen.”
Ma’am, if you don’t sitcho ass down!
Thank you 🥺
Moment of silence for my bank account. Had to buy new bras and we are not okay
… I was being facetious
It’s meal prep and reset day!
Stupid wine got me wishing I was playing in someone’s son’s beard
Gotta get in where I can! I’m not tryna bunk with Bertha or Kymberleigh
Maybe Hegseth’s sexism will be beneficial 🤔 either that, or I’m gonna see if the Quakers are accepting new members
Lemme pull a Mulan real quick
Remember to make time to cultivate joy in the midst of the madness
Thank you 😊❤️
What my bestie requested vs. what I made
🧶 #crochet #tapestrycrochet
As much hunching as these book characters do, you’d think they’d use protection. But nooo. Then wanna get all surprised pikachu in the face when someone pops up pregnant
