she's a ten, but seinfeld scene transition music plays whenever she walks into a room and no one can tell where it's coming from
Thinking about how much money Lorde is going to be making for a moment….John Proctor is the Villain movie coming, by Tina Fey, and it’s going to be an ABSOLUTE BANGER? I’m so excited for this production and loved the show and love Sadie and ALL OF IT!!!
Be hotter I beg with the voice
This is a Danielle Haim fan page
Phoenix is really kinda a punk city
I would use bluesky so much more if I could save drafts 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Most of my bitches are over here, but I just wish ALL of my bitches were over here 😔😔
Sometimes there’s no choice but to make a bean and cheese burrito
When I see a deeply beautiful and unconventional woman with an ugly ass street rat of a man my soul dies a little
Reading the nymag article on Neil gaiman is so fucking sick and sad and disappointing. I wish I lived on another planet with no men in sight.
All of this is really giving “I’m getting a divorce,” zuck. Wife guy down !!
Someone stole the lube out of the package on my doorstep 🙂↔️🙂↔️
NYE is for the girls. It’s New Year’s Eve not new years Steve
Ok then I will not
Okay great that may have been the validation I needed to stay here
Be honest should I be on Twitter instead
Whole row on the plane to myself………high………bag of cheezits and bag of starburst gummies………books……..
Gotta lay eyes on the gate we gotta lay eyes on the gate
I have six bagels in my carryon flying back to Phoenix from New Jersey
Claiming my energy for 2025
Fr 😔
I wish weed could get me as high as Xanax and oxys used to………. 😩🤭🫣🥴
Me the second I’m back in my house
Yo I am so, so sad
Yes and I screenshotted your ac code off insta to add you when I get back to it in AZ lmfao
that's my emotional support silence please don't fucking ruin it
JACK: *falls down, breaks crown*
JILL: *comes tumbling after*
SYSIPHUS: fucken amateurs
[unintelligible through tears]
2025 is gonna be my year
I mean, I get that colleges create a lot of value, but imagine any other business making you beg for the chance to give them $50,000.
A visionary, ahead of her time
