Thinking about how much money Lorde is going to be making for a momentβ¦.John Proctor is the Villain movie coming, by Tina Fey, and itβs going to be an ABSOLUTE BANGER? Iβm so excited for this production and loved the show and love Sadie and ALL OF IT!!!
18.07.2025 19:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Be hotter I beg with the voice
09.06.2025 19:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This is a Danielle Haim fan page
09.06.2025 18:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Phoenix is really kinda a punk city
03.05.2025 04:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I would use bluesky so much more if I could save drafts π£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈ
25.01.2025 06:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Most of my bitches are over here, but I just wish ALL of my bitches were over here ππ
25.01.2025 06:29 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
Sometimes thereβs no choice but to make a bean and cheese burrito
25.01.2025 06:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
When I see a deeply beautiful and unconventional woman with an ugly ass street rat of a man my soul dies a little
20.01.2025 00:41 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1
Reading the nymag article on Neil gaiman is so fucking sick and sad and disappointing. I wish I lived on another planet with no men in sight.
14.01.2025 02:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
All of this is really giving βIβm getting a divorce,β zuck. Wife guy down !!
13.01.2025 14:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Someone stole the lube out of the package on my doorstep πββοΈπββοΈ
03.01.2025 02:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
NYE is for the girls. Itβs New Yearβs Eve not new years Steve
01.01.2025 06:25 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Ok then I will not
01.01.2025 05:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Okay great that may have been the validation I needed to stay here
01.01.2025 05:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Be honest should I be on Twitter instead
31.12.2024 23:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Whole row on the plane to myselfβ¦β¦β¦highβ¦β¦β¦bag of cheezits and bag of starburst gummiesβ¦β¦β¦booksβ¦β¦..
31.12.2024 23:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Gotta lay eyes on the gate we gotta lay eyes on the gate
31.12.2024 22:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I have six bagels in my carryon flying back to Phoenix from New Jersey
31.12.2024 20:49 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Claiming my energy for 2025
31.12.2024 18:55 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Fr π
29.12.2024 05:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I wish weed could get me as high as Xanax and oxys used toβ¦β¦β¦. π©π€π«£π₯΄
29.12.2024 01:45 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Me the second Iβm back in my house
29.12.2024 00:20 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Yo I am so, so sad
29.12.2024 00:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Yes and I screenshotted your ac code off insta to add you when I get back to it in AZ lmfao
29.12.2024 00:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
that's my emotional support silence please don't fucking ruin it
28.12.2024 22:42 β π 15 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0
JACK: *falls down, breaks crown*
JILL: *comes tumbling after*
SYSIPHUS: fucken amateurs
28.12.2024 19:21 β π 261 π 49 π¬ 7 π 0
[unintelligible through tears]
2025 is gonna be my year
07.12.2024 23:41 β π 1489 π 363 π¬ 32 π 13
I mean, I get that colleges create a lot of value, but imagine any other business making you beg for the chance to give them $50,000.
28.12.2024 19:47 β π 3327 π 174 π¬ 132 π 21
A visionary, ahead of her time
28.12.2024 23:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The amount I donβt want to go back to Arizonaβ¦β¦..but also I cannot stay in New Jersey because I revert to childhood patterns and actually feel so much mentally worseβ¦β¦β¦β¦β¦.
28.12.2024 23:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
back up acct bc my main got suspended with no explanation ???
i love the sims, acnh, ddv, hkia, reading, the tv show FRIENDS, stitch, cats, horses, COWS, otters, axolotls, and my boyfriend :)
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(he/they) I sling code for food, I make art & music for some reason + teach people things + do some community org + other stuff + I have to be semi-anon on here, sorry not sorry
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Once David Sedaris told me I looked handsome and sad. An effete, strident, bicoastal (both sides of the Delaware River) queer. Same name on IGβ¬οΈπΈ He/him. π³οΈβπ
Momma ππ Plant lover π΅ Tattoo enthusiast π Democrat π Fueled by caffeine and rage β Nurse π©πΌββοΈVirgo β
probably drinking diet coke rn but like in a slutty way
β¨give em the ole razzle dazzleβ¨
currently 29/immortal
satanβs niece
mdni/21+
Married 10.13.24 β’ angel momma β½ β’ 24 β’ β’sagittarius | capricorn | virgo β’
My new anon platform. I couldnβt find the twitter picture so I hope yβall recognize me π©
Preschool teacher. Girl mom. My place for rants π€·πΌββοΈ
Iβd rather be picking up something heavy.
Certified for forklift and all powered industrial trucks.
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