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Tax adviser, occasional runner, dog walker, NUFC, Newcastle Eagles. Well done centrist with a leftie jus! Geordies are black and white.

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Thatโ€™s a โ€œSpot the ballโ€ comp photo right there!

15.10.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œBest friendโ€ - Hope Dino got a pay rise for that Mr Bancario

15.10.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Knowing who these guys are already means the show is good straight away rather than waiting to find out who these guys characters are. Also good to see celebs doing some proper graft with that horse. Was in two minds about this as I donโ€™t normally watch โ€œCelebโ€ shows but this is so good.

08.10.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jonathanโ€™s look as he tells Alan to be calm when murdering in plain sight๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™„

08.10.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep, hilarious then crash and burn horribly๐Ÿคฃ

08.10.2025 20:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m floundering to think of a pun hereโ€ฆ

04.10.2025 10:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I get that and Iโ€™m local. Had a few bad games with the Mackems (penalty shootout defeats and home defeats in a monsoon spring to mind) but 95/96 really hurt and that league game (Schmeichel and Cantona) in particular. Mackem pain was only ever temporary.

02.10.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Should have gone for Osula ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

02.10.2025 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Love to see this #nufc

01.10.2025 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Thiaw not far behind himโ€ฆ

01.10.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tbf compared to Dixon, itโ€™s like listening to a poetโ€ฆ.

01.10.2025 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aye, heโ€™s living in their heads alright ๐Ÿคฃ

01.10.2025 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That bloke we got some idiots to pay ยฃ130m for ๐Ÿคฃ

01.10.2025 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Is that an Isak reference?

01.10.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nickโ€™s link up play is lovely to watch. Once we get Wissa fitโ€ฆ.NUFC

01.10.2025 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hate to say it but the only team that has surprised me so far is the unwashed.๐Ÿคฃ

29.09.2025 08:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At the minute I find it hard to say that all others have improved. Arsenal looked similar yesterday, Liverpool look iffy defensively, Chelsea are still inconsistent. City have got Haaland scoring again. No obvious stand outs for me. Paying the price for recruiting late in the window at the moment.

29.09.2025 07:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never thought I would consider leaving the U.K. and still have lots of family reasons to stay, but Iโ€™ve also never been so sad at what many of us have become.

26.09.2025 08:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Missed me too Steven. Really do feel sorry for those whose lives are so empty that they get their kicks from abusing a young lad at the start of his career. Thought he did great on Wednesday.

26.09.2025 08:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You beat me to it!

24.09.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lots in my part of the world (East Durham). Strong wind has already broken one of the two cable ties they need, leaving many looking like rags. Turns out a gust of wind is enough to weaken that โ€œpatrioticโ€ fervourโ€ฆ

19.09.2025 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

According to your feed EVERY game is must win ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

19.09.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks for the internet research into history. Nice to know weโ€™re giving you something to do๐Ÿคฃ

19.09.2025 05:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Losing at home to PSG is only for the small clubs.

18.09.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So which striker would you have played given Woltemade had to go off with cramp at the weekend?

18.09.2025 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@worflags.org.uk Chapeau lads and lasses . Cโ€™est magnifique! #nufc

18.09.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Letโ€™s not mention heโ€™s marrying a mackem though eh?

17.09.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aye Bob Norman, used to race pigeons in Battle Hill.

17.09.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Three weeks after this, first son was born. Heโ€™s getting married in four weeks time!

17.09.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah the noise. I know everyone talks about it but I never heard a noise like that before or since. Bottom tier paddock close to home dugout for me. So deafening I had to leave my seat and get a breather. Each time I think of that Tino header he starts from further away. Taking off from half way now!

17.09.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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