Alice

Alice

@allosaurusalice.bsky.social

Queer trans woman. I like cats and girls and pikmin At this point I don't really care any/all pronoun me at your leisure E June 14 2022

109 Followers 71 Following 1,027 Posts Joined Aug 2023
8 minutes ago
A promotional poster for M. Night Shyamalan's film Old.

The text reads as follows:

A NEW TRIP FROM
M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN

OLD
IN THEATERS JULY 23
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2 hours ago

im so fuckin close to being a normal human being again i can feel it fugg

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2 days ago

Do you think the monkeys are on drugs? They must be, right?

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2 days ago

It's crazy how spiritually drained I feel not having my cat hanging around in my lap recently

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2 days ago

Would you love the grass if it were an existence?

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3 days ago

woag

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3 days ago
A backpack with the back made of clear plastic designed to carry cats on a white background.

Consider...the bubble

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3 days ago

I love women and also cats and also pikmin in case you forgot

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4 days ago

I'm reminded how frustrating "almost good enough" is when it comes to chronic illness. I wanna do stuff and be active again, but am not well enough to hold down a job probably, so its mostly just a lot of boredom and feeling devoid of purpose

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4 days ago

reminder that JK Rowling specifically believes that any endorsement of Harry Potter or media that otherwise financially supports her is explicitly agreeing with her bigotry. There is no way to separate the art from the artist here

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5 days ago

YOU - I can't give up. I have to keep going, for Revachol...

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5 days ago

I'm so lobotomized they didn't even need to take any bits of brain out it did that on its own

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5 days ago

I have yet again been bamboozled by a non-functional wireless mouse

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6 days ago

Hopefully unfucking my adrenal glands will make this go away

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6 days ago

As it turns out I have a stress induced gluten sensitivity which in conjunction with a lactose intolerance has proved to mean I don't get to eat anything that provokes joy

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6 days ago

Hugs πŸ«‚
It's gonna be okay

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1 week ago

Sometimes my expectations are too high, while also being completely reasonable. Circumstances or something. Guh.

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1 week ago

it double tapped two of my guesses so I lose apparently

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1 week ago

Skyrdle 266 X/6

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1 week ago

Women are too pretty I think I might be gay

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1 week ago

Woag

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1 week ago

buttered toast my beloved

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1 week ago

I'm so sad this isn't real

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1 week ago

Even as someone fully divested from Magic and with no desire to return, its still a gut punch every time I see game discussion where someone says "Yeah actually Cloud Final Fantasy's pet dog is best in slot here"

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1 week ago

Happy birthday to the boy

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1 week ago

hugs 🧑

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1 week ago

thanks Mike you're an asshole who I hope I never see again

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1 week ago

thinkin bout the time I was waxing poetic about my gender to a cis guy friend, and his response was "no dont do that" then took me shopping to buy MENS CLOTHING

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1 week ago

realizing you've never dated someone long enough to have an anniversary is a bit of a gut punch oof oooch ouch

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1 week ago

Can't wait for them to stuff him through anyways, he loses, then it's voters fault for not taking one for the team and swallowing yet another ghoul who's primary characteristic is "not a republican, i guess"

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