Thomas Banacek

Thomas Banacek

@thomasbanacek.bsky.social

866 Followers 126 Following 4,437 Posts Joined Oct 2023
4 hours ago

No that’s can’t be. The fifa peace prize winner ended all war.

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8 hours ago

All racism isn’t murder.

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8 hours ago

Hey, when they become part of the us and are welcomed by Trump, they can put the pads on their ears!

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18 hours ago

So you want to kill people based on their thoughts. Got it. Seems reasonable.

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18 hours ago

Oh, and I told him I needed to use it at home to save the company money on electricity for this beast.

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18 hours ago

Hey, you try analyzing 60k rows of data on a generic computer and not watch it explode like you just got an assignment from the IMF. I needed a high-end gaming rig with liquid cooling and multiple processors and high end video and ram to do this at work!

Or so I explained to the boss…

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1 day ago

No you can’t. It’s showboating. You need to play like you don’t care, that you would rather be home soaking your feet in a kiddie pool. And that the only emotion you show is disgust and anger at anyone on the other team not playing how you demand they play.

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1 day ago

Isn’t that the mandate of every team USA?

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1 day ago

Huh? I thought the Iran war would bring peace to the Middle East?

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1 day ago

“Shit bob. The sign is supposed to say ‘sign the petition’. The customer will be here in an hour. Should we redo it?”

“Nah, Stan. It’s fine. If they complain, I’ll just tell them we are an independent printer and we believe in freedom of oppression from those who want to tell us what to do!”

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1 day ago

“Red delicious” is a genetically modified apple (gmo’d the old-fashioned way) to LOOK like what someone though an apple should look like, without regard for what an apple should TASTE like.

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1 day ago

It’s amazing how winning a state by a mere 1% magically gets you all electoral votes for the state. Such a scam, for it literally takes the voice away of the 49.5%.

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1 month ago

Hank gasped as a pitchfork was pressed against his legs. He was forced into the barn. As his eyes adjusted to the #darkness, he saw dozens of feathery shapes staring up at him.

“We’re in charge now, old man,” a voice clucked.

It was every farmer’s biggest fear: a chicken coup.

#vss365

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1 day ago

Come on, you could have broken out “school shootings” to get more on the us list!

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1 day ago

Bear in mind republicans kept telling Obama and Biden that they didn’t have mandates, but call “winning 7 swing states” a mandate.

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1 day ago

Wait until they invade and put a puppet in place that funnels all money and resources to the us.

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1 day ago

F’ing Dems!

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1 day ago

“‘Hormuz, as you know, means friendship”

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1 day ago

So only blue states have enabled gambling? I didn’t know that.

Of course, the problem couldn’t be 70 year old kids running the country and thinking gambling was limited like they had with their bookie during football season.

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1 day ago

Man, Alberta is such a varied country. One part was being covered with snow. Here they’re at one of Alberta’s many ocean beaches.

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1 day ago

That is such an unfair take. She is an ass.

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2 days ago

But then where will we find articles like “if you remember these now bankrupt news sites, you’re a millenual”?

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2 days ago

Nothing says “growing movement” like the phrase “on the service road”.

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2 days ago

My philosophy is “listen to Cramer. Do the opposite!”

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2 days ago
Far side comics. Dog hiding behind washer, cat looking in dryer. “Cat did” written on walls pointing to dryer”

Made me think of

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3 days ago
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This one looks like something Wile E. Coyote set up to catch the Roadrunner.

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3 days ago

Are you sure they know those numbers mean different values?

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3 days ago

Just an average Canadian Hunter wearing their winter camouflage gear. Heck, I had to look at the picture a half dozen times to see them there.

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3 days ago

What are you talking about. Obviously they fear retribution, so they are hiding their faces and bodies in Albertan Burqas. This is all about safety.

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3 days ago

“Anxiety-filled cops are bad”

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