I have an absurd amount of pet peeves and suspisions related to advertising, but ads that specifically state refusal to use AI would probably actually work on me
Luckily the longest running British tv show is 12 episodes total
Stooooop I was supposed to be wasting my tax return on this by now
You’d think grifting all these big money types for this long would get him… you know… settled by one of them. We yearn for him to run afoul of Michael Clayton-esque cadre of cleaners
We live in money plane now
This one or the one after?
CNN will now suck out loud in an exciting new manner
New season lionizing George Hearst
It seems like you could smell when he enters the building and make your escape
A lot of my recurring nightmares involve crazy shit happening with my teeth
My most controversial film take is that I like Godfather more than Godfather 2
“See all that stuff in there Homer? That’s why your robot never worked.” I dunno why, possibly the cheerful line delivery
You got any ideas for articles that aren’t stupid? Maybe try some of those
The google version of this is fittingly that crummy movie about Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson trying to be interns
He looks like something is “tearing into” his asshole in this photo
This fucking dork has a real humiliation fetish
This fancy chocolate tastes like toxic dirt, exquisite!
“It’s… uh… is musky a flavor?”
In fact, he encouraged it
Rats
Ski jump demolition derby
Gambling is to be treated as investing - a fixed system only benefitting the house
Cream
darren does it again
This guy’s character arc end with his assuming the mantle of the Loathsome Dung Eater
What an amazing company
Brothinkshesontheteam.jpg
You’re on to something here, Elon might be Batboy
