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Cornelius Turkeyneck Duckworth III, Jr.

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Pond-based ponderer. Paddler in snark-infested waters. Poultry poet. Musical bill rainmaker. Political smack injector. Really, a dabbler in any intelligent discourse. My f*cks gave at the office.

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It had me Roperโ€™d in from the jump.

23.11.2025 06:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought about No Scrubs. I went far enough.๐Ÿคช

23.11.2025 03:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just read your entry. Touchรฉ. Ahhhhhahahahaha!!!

23.11.2025 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you see this, QTP with a GIF of (one of) your favorite wild animal(s)

23.11.2025 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I believe that is ancient Sumerian for "I am definitely going to Hell."

23.11.2025 03:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not worried. And I'm miserable!

23.11.2025 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These are the times when one side of my brain begins to type and the other side reminds the first side that this is a public forum.

23.11.2025 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@arcanenibbler.bsky.social Thanks for reposting this whatever the hell it is.

23.11.2025 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm just a gigolo, and everywhere I go
People know the part I'm playing
Paid for every dance, selling each romance
Ooh, what they're saying

There will come a day when youth will pass away
What will they say about me?
When the end comes, I know they'll say "just a gigolo"
Life goes on without me

23.11.2025 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Warm. And sad.

23.11.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#LookAndSee 257
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky

23.11.2025 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bang bang

23.11.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#CatchThePhrase #MusicChallenge | 115

23.11.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I used to see The R around town every once and a while. He didn't seem like he'd be a huge comedy fan.

Gene Wilder lived a little bit down the road. He didn't really leave the house that often, as I heard it.

23.11.2025 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#MusicChallenge
#DavidsMonthOfMusic
#Connections

Day 22, Goodbyes -> Closing Credits

Be careful when inhaling the last of your popcorn.

23.11.2025 00:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I suppose it depends on whether or not there are also savory sandwiches involved. May I say both if I happened to take quite a liking to a Devonshire cream tea during my travels?

If forced, I'll say jam.

23.11.2025 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine the band geeks and the too cool rockers passed each other with some slight disdain while crossing through the gymnasium until one of them had the creative confidence to ask, "Hey, you wanna jam?" Yeah, that's this. And it's awesome.

23.11.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#302020S
#NotKnownEnough
#MusicChallenge

Day 22 - Most of her compositions don't seem to really fit into any confining genres. I don't know what will become of her career. However, I have an inkling that, in a small sliver of the musical universe, this represents some form of the bright future.

22.11.2025 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#MusicInMusic
#MusicChallenge
#November

Day 22 - The Eggman vs. The Walrus

Let's bring it down a notch today. What could be better than a Beatle singing about The Beatles? Perhaps a perfectly baked scone? Well, yes. But not a lot of things, I'll tell ya!

22.11.2025 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#90sTop30
#MusicChallenge

Day 22 (unranked)

Here's the thing. No one song changed the course of post-Beatles popular music history more than Smells Like Teen Spirit. I vividly remember exactly where I was the first time I heard it.

This song is a much better musical representation of Nirvana.

22.11.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also very underrated in the Musical Mick Rankings.

22.11.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#MusicChallenge
#Motivational
#Musicsky
#BilliesMusicMonth

Day 22 - Do routine dental care

22.11.2025 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Xena: Warrior Bitchess. I mean, I wouldn't fight her. Hell no. Or Lucy Lawless.

22.11.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#MusicChallenge
#NovemberAlchemy
11/22 - The Last Apple's Descent

You keep holding on, little fella.

22.11.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#NotYourFavourite (177)
#MusicChallenge

22.11.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#readandplay (536)
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky

22.11.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@tinytracksradio.bsky.social Thanks for taking the time to repost. Very kind of you. It's a fun little tune. And, the name!

22.11.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m a native of the state of Connecticut. It is part of, as the six states are uncreatively known, New England. Between work, weddings, and wanderlust, Iโ€™ve spent the better part of a year in Olde England ๐Ÿ˜. Iโ€™ve also lived in Spain for about the same amount of time. So, Iโ€™m the rare American.

22.11.2025 12:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#CatchThePhrase #MusicChallenge | 114

22.11.2025 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#readandplay (535)
#NotKnownEnough
#GenreRoulette
#FunkyFriday
#MusicSky

#MusicChallenge stand-up triple. Could've realistically legged out the inside the parker, but no need to be greedy.

22.11.2025 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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