Cornelius Brokenwing Duckworth III, Jr.

@fauxnewdalt.bsky.social Don't even think about it. I'm warning you 😂.

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Four Jorts and a Funeral

Nothing will ever beat Killed by Death, but it sure is a Hall of Fame name.

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The Ramones - Everytime I Eat Vegetables It Makes Me Think of You

Perhaps we're not the problem here.

And I’d keep the world
In a great green cage,
And I’d never allow
A soul to engage
In any more fighting
Or scratching or biting,
But just let them play
In the sun all day,
With a million, billion, trillion ducks!

-Excerpt from "Ducks" by F.W. Harvey

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Mitch Ryder and The Detroit Wheels - Devil with the Blue Dress On/Good Golly Miss Molly

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#WrongDisneySong

▶️ Day 23
🎞️ Tangled

Ainsley Farrell - Lady Long Hair

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Day 23: A perfect song to sing along to
Pearl Jam - Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town

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Tell Trump Jr there's a "snow removal" party tonight 😉. Everything south of 86th will be gone by lunch tomorrow with that nostril plow.

Post something from the 80s

2024 Nissan Rogue TV Spot, 'The Ultimate Connection' [T1] In the television commercial titled “The Ultimate Connection,” a 2024 Nissan Rogue is seen zooming through the streets as a couple prepares for a one-night-only show. From the comfort of their car, th...

This is how you rip off a song for a commercial without paying the licensing. You tell someone, "Make it sound like..."

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What can I say? You and I both found a gag we like and we're gonna ride them 'til the very end.

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I'm glad it was time to...start again!!!

I now pronounce you song and fan.

She stares in Japanese?
You think she stares in Japanese?
You really think so?

#ASongOrMovieForAllAboutTheNose

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📽️The Right Stuffy📽️

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📽️Choana📽️

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🎶The Palate of John and Yoko🎶

Or Buster Scruggs. Or A Thin Man. Or...

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🎶Septum To A World🎶

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🎶📽️A Uvula Kill🎶📽️

When your brain has the words Australian, Long, and Bill, floating around, it goes where it goes 🤪.

The image is a black-and-white cinematic portrait of a man resembling James Dean, styled in his iconic look from the 1955 film Rebel Without a Cause. Subject and Pose The man is shown from the chest up, leaning casually against a dark brick wall. He has thick, dark hair styled in a voluminous, wavy pompadour. He is looking directly into the lens with a moody, intense expression. A lit cigarette hangs from the right side of his mouth. Attire and Surgical Detail The Jacket: He wears a dark, popped-collar jacket over a plain white t-shirt. While the image is mostly grayscale, the jacket retains a deep red hue, referencing the famous windbreaker from the movie. The Bandaging: Across the bridge of his nose is a tan-colored medical splint or bandage typical of post-rhinoplasty recovery. It is held in place by a horizontal strip of medical tape that extends across his cheeks, just below his eyes. Setting and Composition The background is a blurred city street, featuring the soft outlines of vintage 1950s-era cars parked along the curb. The lighting is soft and overcast, creating a gritty, dramatic atmosphere that contrasts the rebellious "tough guy" persona with the vulnerability of the medical bandages.

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📽️Rebel Without A Schnoz📽️

Thanks. And Supersonic is one of the great We Have Arrived, Deal With It singles of any band in my lifetime. That early swag will never be replicated.

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😀 I ALMOST posted this yesterday.

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