SpottieOttieDopalicious

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Men always say that if they woke up with a cooch, they would sell it.

Alright then. Don’t get mad if we selling cooch! You would do it too for a check 🤣

This cat is getting DJ’d on OF within a couple days… check check ficky ficky

Chuck Taylor's

Love isn’t about creating dependency. It’s about creating space for both people to be whole with each other.

I'm gonna keep it a buck. I really do not give a **** if people are stealing baby formula. If you want people to have babies so bad, you should be giving them free formula anyway.

Both straight men and straight women would label men who attend those classes “gay” even though the class would be about heterosex.

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Betty Boop, Morticia Addams and Jessica Rabbit helped shape a whole generation of girlies and gays. The impact that they left behind needs to be studied.

Apparently he’s been mistreating her too. She needs to divorce him ASAP

Looka here looka here!!!!!! Beat the brakes off her ass!!!!

Yall…why I just seen a TikTok of this seemingly biracial pregnant mother of infant/toddler twins talking about her yt MIL getting a tattoo to honor her grandchildren. THE TATTOO IS OF THREE APES. I just saw the fuckin picture 😭😭 I’d fight her.

Bc nobody has ever really taught them what accountability is. Years of entitlement and being told they’re right has them really fucked up.
Like yall are the common denominator.

I hope they fry hard with crispy edges 😗

I saw a girl on tiktok say your husband is the only family member you get to choose out of your entire family and you decide to marry a loser??

Whatever you’re wearing. Just be confident while wearing it ✨

A person that LOVES you WOULD NOT PHYSICALLY ABUSE YOU.

Learn to manage your anger & keep your fuckin hands to yourself. PERIOD.

💥CLICK BOOM NIGGA💥

It’s strict over here. You fix your mouth to threaten me and I’m OUT. God forbid you manage to put your hands on me…it’s t-shirts, fish fry’s & gofundmes for yo ass.

I’m watching Evil Lives Here & I genuinely feel for anyone who has been in a domestic violence situation. You HAVE to love yourself more than you love that person abusing you.

I honestly enjoyed the quarantine 🫣

Quarantine was peaceful & soothing as fuck, and honestly (and this may sound weird),

I wish we did it more often…even if there wasn’t a pandemic.

5’2”. You’ll be my tiny triplet 🥰

“You’ll get married again.”

I rather walk around with a literal ball and chain.

Cutwaters was dropped off in the black community just like them pandemic crates and fireworks.

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I will STILL never forgive you niggas that whined about the quarantine.

The most clean and peaceful the environment was in over a DECADE, but you mfs didn't care because you wanted to go to the club soooo bad

California threatening congressional redistricting is a back burn to the Texas wildfire. More like this!

Release your inhibitions. 🚲

hate how when ppl get older they lose their sense of child like fun.

Idc if im 56, im still watching cartoons and running around outside

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