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a cartoon character named jake from adventure time with his mouth wide open ALT: a cartoon character named jake from adventure time with his mouth wide open

Brandy did not have to eat us alive with that star spangled banner performance. 🙌🏽

So this is that damn song I been hearing all over the clock app.

Ain’t no more “Who are you calling Cootie Queen you Lint Licker!!! ” marketing execs and it shows.

Get back to the drawing board.

I want y’all happy, loved, celebrated, well paid, well fed and well fucked.

I want all your desires to come true and all your needs met.

When I work out imma look at these photos to keep me going.

1 like = 100x elemental damage to a random transphobe 🕯️

On sundays, I don’t worship jesus, I worship myself. 😇

Haven’t used tampons in years. Hate how they feel.

what if we could alt text our pfp?!?! 👀

These are my new fav photos of her 😍

But this is inspiring. Im gonna keep going with this workout journey and look my best no matter what. 💪🏽

I am so jealous of how FLAWLESS she is 😭😭😭

Hoy está lloviendo.
Perfect day to pop an edible. 🙂‍↕️

Sooo dirty rice???

I just wanna know how it feels to be in a secure relationship with someone with a mutual attraction. This single shit is really getting old.

Idk when this is gonna change but I hope it does soon because times like these are incredibly triggering for me. Always the odd-numbered wheel, watching everyone else enjoy having someone to do life with.

The cards that I’ve been dealt in this life when it comes to romance are fucking trash. I wish i would’ve met my person much earlier in my life so I wouldn’t be in this position. I don’t wanna date around and take my chances.

I’m tired of wondering when I’m gonna find my person and get out of this gross space of uncertainty. I haven’t even had as much as a crush for 7 years now. And that went absolutely nowhere.

Quick V-day rant:
I fucking hate this holiday so much. I always have. I hate alot of things about it but the biggest thing is that it reminds me of what I’ve never had. Sometimes I’m ok with being single but I get so tired of being stuck in romantic limbo.

Talent wins over foot fetishes.

This is dope

Megan Thee Stallion’s upcoming anime series is reportedly titled ‘Hotties.’

The series will be produced by The Boondocks producer Carl Jones and is set to release soon on Prime Video.

I just want to drink a lot of water and go back to bed. 🫩

I know you’re tired, but go ahead and do that task. Just do it while you’re tired. You’ll be so much happier when it’s DONE.

friday the 13th valentine’s day

On god

I wanna skate all summer

YouTube video by GLITCH KNIGHTS OF GUINEVERE ANNOUNCEMENT

WE'RE GREENLIT, YA'LL!!!
(I'm not watching this yet~ I'll be reacting to the video in 30 minutes on stream ;D)

BUT YAY!! MORE #KNIGHTSOFGUINEVERE IS COMING YOUR WAY!!! ❤️🧡

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oC8...

So did I!!!