EMMANUEL-SELQUE

LOVELY MUSIC

Clone Emet? How about you're dead?
I'll drag you right byyyyy your cloak

Driving in my carriage after some wine, hey that looks like an ascian swine,

// He popped on my dashboard again recently and the titles always get me

// I'll go first: Not Pounded By The Manifestation Of My Original Self's Nightmares

// Had a very silly idea.

Please describe your ships in Chuck Tingle style titles.

// My Thancred alt ended up weirdly looking very vampire-esque so now I am half tempted to make a Vampire Thancred RP account.

Emet-Selch showing hole

You are all so mean to me.

IT BURNS, YOU WENCH!

My balls can be used as stress balls.

My pull out game is weak, but you know what's strong? My balls.

TELL ME YOUR WOLF NAME. I AM MAGIC TEMPTRESS.

It's Scarlet Fire! Which is strangely ironic.

You're THE Alpha.

Oh that is sad.

TELL ME YOUR WOLF NAME. I AM MAGIC TEMPTRESS.

//Here, have a very low effort meme

// I think I ran out of funny, it's sleep time

Winner?

Aw, you're no fun.

(Shoots a rabbit instead.)

(Pointing it at himself.)

But I can permanently change the course of your life.

(Takes out gun.)

Like what?

But then I have no purpose!

Should I remove my life?

Am I not the perfect creation? We shall rejoin the worlds together:)

I am like a doll. No dick, no balls, no clit, but six toes on each foot.

I can also turn my head 360°.

I have lived a thousand, thousand weeks. I have broken bones, fought monsters, grown ill, grown tired. Adopted children and yes, welcomed death's sweet embrace on multiple occasions to no avail. For what feels like eons I have observed the Emets and found them WANTING.