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kylie ⭕ 27 ♀️ NC https://somas.is formerly @kyliesomasis on Twitter

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I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on,  and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

28.02.2026 13:05 — 👍 6950    🔁 1012    💬 55    📌 15
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

28.02.2026 15:54 — 👍 10038    🔁 2727    💬 88    📌 127

zero chance at all that I currently have a healthy amount of screen time right now. screen all day at work and then what, go home and look at screen in my room. jesus

28.02.2026 04:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My weirdest creation is almost old enough to drink.

27.02.2026 19:46 — 👍 7782    🔁 2270    💬 223    📌 24

basically if a post of mine doesn't do well with either the furry pfp crowd or the trans flag username crowd, I consider it an abject failure and do that thing where I whip myself on the back and say my De profundis clamavi ad te Domine type shit

26.02.2026 17:32 — 👍 394    🔁 56    💬 12    📌 0

what's the charge, pondering a room? a succulent Chinese room?

24.02.2026 16:01 — 👍 201    🔁 33    💬 6    📌 1

TAke a look y'all: Failed to decrypt message

27.02.2026 19:34 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
Scrooge from Muppet Christmas Carol: You there, boy! What day is it?

Bean Bunny: Why, it’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil, sir!

Scrooge: Then I haven’t missed it!

Scrooge from Muppet Christmas Carol: You there, boy! What day is it? Bean Bunny: Why, it’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil, sir! Scrooge: Then I haven’t missed it!

24.01.2026 00:08 — 👍 5396    🔁 680    💬 32    📌 9
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Cosmic Unicorns, by Dijital 4 track album

sorry i just listened to a deep cut ep I only ever first heard from the #bronymusic irc days and it grabbed me again dijital.bandcamp.com/album/cosmic...

27.02.2026 04:02 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

2013 was a thousand years ago

27.02.2026 03:52 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Post old memes to confuse young people

26.02.2026 23:03 — 👍 169    🔁 22    💬 5    📌 22

This is a Nazi move. Stripping people of rights, invalidating their IDs, setting them up for criminalization and imprisonment.

If you don't support trans rights, you support fascism.

26.02.2026 05:18 — 👍 8179    🔁 3994    💬 8    📌 44
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you can read this post title to the tune of the folk song Going Down the Road Feeling Bad

27.02.2026 00:27 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

no relation to Nick god willing

26.02.2026 19:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

no relation god willing

26.02.2026 19:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's kylie's land and you're all living in it

26.02.2026 17:21 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

cis ppl went too far so for woke 2 all legal gender markers will be abolished, assigning sex to a baby is illegal, and every institution will now have 3 bathrooms, all gender neutral, with someone giving you a monty hall problem while you need to hold it in or else piss on the floor. Good luck

26.02.2026 13:19 — 👍 782    🔁 191    💬 8    📌 1
24.02.2026 00:54 — 👍 2642    🔁 1008    💬 12    📌 8

i was once too broke to move from one apartment in a building down the hall to another post-breakup. moving isn’t cheap or particularly fun &, by and large, trans people aren’t doing great economically. 401,000 trans people fleeing their governments should be considered a fucking national emergency.

24.02.2026 21:22 — 👍 1158    🔁 421    💬 7    📌 8

I LOVE BEING TRANSGENDER, TRANSGENDER IS ONE OF THE GREAT MYSTERIES AND JOYS OF LIFE, THE BEAUTY OF BECOMING AND BEING WHAT YOU ARE. TRANSGENDER IS FOR EVERYONE AND ANYONE COULD BE; TRANSGENDER IS GOOD, NOT EVERYONE IS TRANSGENDER AND THAT IS THEIR LOSS. I WILL NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR BEING TRANSGENDER

26.02.2026 03:14 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Idk who needs to hear this, but if your government requires your dead name or assigned gender at birth on your documents it has nothing to do with you detransitioning or who you are as a person.

It doesn't change you, it just makes your government wrong.

26.02.2026 02:28 — 👍 740    🔁 165    💬 24    📌 18

Very much not the point but listing sex at birth on a document meant to identify you right now is utterly useless from a security standpoint. but of course this is about cruelty and forced outing of queer private lives.

26.02.2026 02:22 — 👍 1564    🔁 329    💬 9    📌 12

just pure cruelty, it just seems like anyone with a grip on the lever just wants to hurt us

26.02.2026 02:35 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

great evil in this world

26.02.2026 02:34 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses "The legislature did not include a grace period."

It seems all Kansas-issued trans drivers' licenses are invalid, effective tomorrow

It is now illegal for trans people to drive a car until they surrender their license at a DMV (that most will need to drive to) and have it reissued with the wrong gender marker

This was never about woman's sports

26.02.2026 01:43 — 👍 9371    🔁 4607    💬 234    📌 671

wednesday is my state mandated listen-to-the-jam-band-show-on-the-radio-and-drink-some-wine night

26.02.2026 02:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.

26.02.2026 01:30 — 👍 10795    🔁 5220    💬 86    📌 339
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Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses "The legislature did not include a grace period."

This is bigotry, pure and simple.

open.substack.com/pub/erininth...

26.02.2026 01:22 — 👍 3938    🔁 1160    💬 145    📌 146

No chicken? No deal!

26.02.2026 01:35 — 👍 2703    🔁 456    💬 14    📌 1

worth of cards not laid down

26.02.2026 00:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0