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@conkerhimself.bsky.social

I've done some thing's.....

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Prove it...

07.08.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stay inside ! Lock your doors !

06.08.2025 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

On the other hand (literally) my chainsaw gloves smell like ass !!

06.08.2025 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Winning like they've never won before....

05.08.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just a body, erm, i mean some logs.......

05.08.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's a scent from my childhood.. Earthy, caramel, and something else.....

05.08.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon squirrel holding a chainsaw in his hands ALT: a cartoon squirrel holding a chainsaw in his hands
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mickey mouse is flying through the air in a cartoon while wearing a straw hat . ALT: mickey mouse is flying through the air in a cartoon while wearing a straw hat .

Not a sentence i thought i'd ever say, but chainsaw oil smells amazing !!! πŸ€—

05.08.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

She's a eu-jean-icist ....

05.08.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They are still here... Inside us all.

05.08.2025 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gearing up on Official Servers full of cheaters vs Gearing up on my own server with just me on it.... #DayZ

05.08.2025 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘πŸ˜

05.08.2025 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

04.08.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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@grantkirkhope.bsky.social @robinbeanland.com @norgans.bsky.social πŸ€”

03.08.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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If they know it's more than 500 years, then they know how long it was.. So why not just say that ?

03.08.2025 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wait till you see who's tipped to be the next Attorney General :

03.08.2025 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Β΅-ziq - meinheld
YouTube video by kantenbaer Β΅-ziq - meinheld

Listening to CD's again, and finding albums that have disappeared unnoticed from my itunes over a decade ago... Man this is some good stuff !! 😍

www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1Ja...

02.08.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
"Jeff Epstein" - Jim Downey on Conan
YouTube video by Box Chat "Jeff Epstein" - Jim Downey on Conan

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKfH... πŸ˜‚

02.08.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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'Hmm.. What could possibly distract from this Epstein stuff then ?? Ah , I know, World War 3....'

02.08.2025 08:06 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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'Flash Gordon approaching.....'

01.08.2025 08:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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And that was just his music..... Wait 'till you hear the rest !!

01.08.2025 07:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@conkerhimself.bsky.social did you see this? Grant posted it on insta! How cool is that?? I may actually get to go see it in person! We’re talking about an England trip!

31.07.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think they might.... I love the new Zombie lore they explored... more of that plz !!

31.07.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm.. First hour was stellar, then it dipped (fine) then it felt like a set up for the next instalment... So, hard to tell until i've seen the whole arc..

31.07.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

28 Years Later went a bit off reservation at the end there.... What next, Garry Glitter Vs Dracula !?

31.07.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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'I hate the way games are being aggressively monetized with their Special Edition nonsense...Not like the good old days.'

....Meanwhile in 80's :

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Trump parody in Conker's BFD confirmed !!

30.07.2025 08:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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