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@conkerhimself.bsky.social

I've done some thing's.....

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'You get a barn, you get a barn, you get a barn. .......... ...........!!'

10.10.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

erm, nope.

10.10.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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10.10.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhS... πŸ˜‚

09.10.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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...hrumph. Faulty gif.

09.10.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nighty Night, night....

09.10.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, is that Yooka ?

09.10.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man with a beard ALT: a close up of a man with a beard

So sounds like Tron Ares is shit then....Damn, wonder why that is...!?
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...Oh wait...

09.10.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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09.10.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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@microsoft.com I'm guessing this is to define the 'stupidest cunt on the planet' baseline and work your way up from there ?!

09.10.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't take the bait and retaliate.. It's what the orange fucko wants you to do....

08.10.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Siri, give me an example of alliteration, but for brain dead morons....

08.10.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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08.10.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ones

08.10.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the 'chickens' were the one's on the roof with the snipers....

08.10.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wait, Victoria Wood is dead !!?

08.10.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope they raise multiple millions.....

08.10.2025 10:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We don't deserve them..... πŸ₯°

08.10.2025 10:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Retop 'em... Some nice tools for that in Blender.

08.10.2025 09:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

She'll need extra Stevia in her tea today....

07.10.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well done... πŸ‘

06.10.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Let me guess ? It's white and has 1 button ?

06.10.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What ? The Slop industry ?

06.10.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The worst fate in video games....

06.10.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wait till she gets to Tim Curry's entrance....... πŸ‘‰πŸ˜πŸ‘ˆ

06.10.2025 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

If they turn out to be vacuous, acquisitive, selfish assholes who can randomly scream at nothing, they're in....

06.10.2025 09:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reddit..

06.10.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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There is no wrong context, only that which you give it...

05.10.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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nn, sleep tight....

05.10.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.10.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

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