Ash Wayling (M0D3Rn)

"we need some more imaginary adoption numbers for copilot to make shareholders think we've increased market share"

"... What if we force install copilot on a couple million Xbox units?"

"the old gods are dead....

....serious about going to Krustyland!"

This, this makes me smile

Today I took a small cardboard box and emptied a desk with 15 years of memories. People stopped by to say "Hi" and "How are you", and I had to tell them I was only there to collect my stuff.

So yeah, glad I have my workplace trash, but in the end it felt like I needed to climb in the box also.

After I lost my job this week, a mate decided to drop everything and take me fossicking/camping. It's like food for the soul - but more importantly, it feels awesome to be this cared about.

Also I found RUBIES.

Most of RoboCop was a VCR, so this is just further genius

The expansion named after my first doofy character is p. cool

DEMONS ARE FUEL

NOT FRIENDS

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Yesterday my job was technical documentation writer

Today my job is making kick-ass jacket potatoes

okay damn that got a laugh out of me, well played sir

This might as well be the way I break today's news

I'm not okay, but I'm okay enough

I've been in the Arcantina for all of 10 minutes, and it might be my favourite WoW space of all time

Poor fella

when you get water up your sleeve while washing your hands

Look, I knew the new Gorillaz film clip had the sauce

But now I know it's because it had THE JUICE

It's a POMERANIAN

How do they expect the others to stand a chance

Who the fuck is asking for this

Games writing is already dead, so why are they propping up shop dummies to blend in with the shambling corpses?

Primo fujis

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Brother, looks like my delay in playing it has PAID OFF

There is, but it ceased posting 9months ago

Does anyone have a great feed of amazing cat photos? I have some anxiety inducing news weighing me down chronically and need a distraction

Oh no now I know as well

I just love my goofy electric yeti

Woah, that's a stunning CE

If I make one controversial bleet, let it be this one:

Whoever defined sourdough toast as an artisanal base for bacon and eggs should be held accountable for their crimes

Face reveal. Wrong answers only.

... Actually, face reveals are blech. Face covering battle masks are where it's at.